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ATTENTION: The Market Has Crashed

Rivers of blood are running in the streets. The Russian Empire has imposed themselves for one last time. Now it’s personal. America is ready and able to smash their Russian faces in. Imagine a whole country filled with white trash. Now you know what we are up against–slavic speaking rednecks.

Everything is lower, save SALE and EGNX. Go figure. I’ve been raising cash over the past few days and have buying power available.

I am looking at YELP getting “lamb-chopped” and wonder when it will stop spinning lower.

For glory…WAR. Yes, this is bump in the road, a tit on the torso. But it’s temporary lads. You are going to regret being such pikers for not buying this dip.

Not now…but soon.

DEVELOPING…

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9 comments

  1. johnrotten

    I bought more IFON @ 3.80. Fuck it

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  2. acehood1

    I don’t get why the pawned shops are getting ANGI’d. Don’t people know these places are the new Nordstrom and Bank of America all-in-one?

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  3. xxxhuggiebearxxx
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    I am prepared, finally, for a great and dramatic decline in this here market. I shall be mostly in cash by the weekend and ready to watch the blood.

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  4. qeinfinity

    I think we finally have a dip that isn’t to be bought.

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  5. UncleBuccs

    A boxed-in owl is a DANGEROUS owl… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcm-e-1lgwM#t=36

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  6. the pirate

    How can I put this delicately? we have NO FUKIN BUSINESS sticking our noses in this one. Many in the western Ukranian are (with exceptions of course), facists or neo nazis. Historical fact: Western Ukraine supported Nazi Germany in WW2 and welcomed their troops in with flowers (look it up). Eastern Ukraine did resist and even today they are pro Russian anyway, it even has some ethnic Russians and they WANT to support Russia and join them. So the question is this: Do YOU want to send YOUR son to fight in a mess over there that is NONE of our business? Rocky 4 jokes aside, yes Putin is a bad guy and Russia is NOT our friend – they do support evil regimes, but the leaders in E. Ukraine are NOT any better. We need to stay OUT of this and stop trying to be the world’s policemen. Look at Iraq today, they now support Iran! Haven’t we meddled and screwed up enough?

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  7. clarkevii

    I bought like a madman into the close. I don’t give a $hiiiiiit.

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