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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Very Depressing and also Very Stupid

So now we’re all scared about “Chinese growth” or lack thereof. Because of it, we sell off the shares of FEYE, as if it were infecting people with late stage aids. Sure, the market sucks now because the Chinese accountants stopped hiding the losses. Since when did China mean anything to anyone? Give me a break.

Oh, are we scared about the UUUUUkraine now and how “the cold war” is back because Russia is moving around a few armored columns, straight out of 1983?

I got kicked in the nuts for 2.2% today. Meanwhile, back at the plantation, you misfits all made money. I am sure some of you will visit the site and smile, happy to see Señor Tropicana lose money. That is because, and only because, you’re crack smoking faggots.

God damn it, I know the stocks that I am buying are “overvalued” based on historical valuations. But since when, during history, has that mattered?

I remain steadfastly belligerent in my occupation to demolish those put forth in front of me. Off to the gym now, becoming harder to kill by the day.

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8 comments

  1. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly, maybe some lively Latin rhythms and a little dancing around the office will put you in a better mood.. always works for me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4e8F0I9LuI

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    • UncleBuccs

      Dr. Fly, even with all the heavy deadlifts, surely your hips can still articulate. A quick Cha Cha across the kitchen as Mrs. Fly slaves over the Viking cooktop will liven your spirits. And from my experience, a bewildered wife is always a positive…

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    • YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
      YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

      Your love of latin music is because, and only because, you’re a crack smoking faggot.

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  2. jules

    Will be at new highs by the end of the week. Janet ‘La Madrina’ Yellen will put these crack smokers out of business.

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    • it is showtime

      Ben ‘El Chapo’ Bernanke put the markets out of business for a 2ND time.

      My stops that are set for current s&p highs, WON’T get hit

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  3. jpmorgains

    I am not smiling at your loss. Only attempting to learn (no homo).

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  4. ironbird

    The tape needs to squeeze soon. Can not remember a more fucked up news flow since summer ’11.

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