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I AM HAVING FUN

The market can cradle my balls. I am up another 1% today, non-stop action to the upside. I feel like Ivan Drago and the market is my Apollo Creed.

It was a good idea holding onto the large capped stuff, as they’re all higher today. Tis is the season for retail and BBBY, MA, GNC and SALE are my plays.

Let’s not forget my largest position, EZPW, going bananas to the upside today, likely banking revenues off of the heirlooms of the deprived and depraved.

Who can ignore the reversal in IFON? It is the preferred “iFON” for the indigenous people of South America, playing football in the Amazon and on the equator.

What else can I say? Not to come off as immodest or anything like that, but are you doing as well as I am? I seriously doubt it. Even if you were, it doesn’t count, since your little accounts are of little consequence. They don’t even register with the IRS; that’s how meaningless they truly are.

With biotech getting its teeth kicked in, even my EGRX is green.

I remind you of these wins, on days like today, so that you might learn from your past trespasses upon Señor Tropicana, the man who travels well in a time machine.

May you be off now and sin no more.

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20 comments

  1. acehood1

    FLY if I’m going all cash on a house do I need a buyer’s agent?

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  2. jules

    I followed on EZPW, a lot of peoples in the shoppe today!

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  3. zookini

    What happened to all the good torrent sites?

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  4. zookini

    Bought SPLK for a trade into next week, like early but I am an impatient bastard

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  5. MX2101

    Ace: If the house is listed (not directly sold by the owner); you could hire a buyer’s agent for the purpose of reducing the purchase price. The general idea is the listing agent/broker is working for the seller’s interests and not the buyer’s. The buyer tries to level the playing field by hiring a peer of the listing agent, for the buyer’s side of the negotiation.

    If you are OK with the price or are going to be a hard negotiator, you could pass on the buyer’s agent.

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  6. MX2101

    also, the listing agent would split their commission with the buyer’s agent. This gets the listing agent riled up and stirs things up, which may help your position, unless another buyer works just with the listing agent and plays their game.

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    • one-eighty

      The buyer’s agent has a fiduciary responsibility to the seller, so even if he is “negotiating” for you he is actually working for the seller trying to get the highest price possible.

      That’s the theory but the truth is both agents don’t give a crap how much the house goes for, they just want it to sell so they get their commission.

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  7. matt_bear

    why you gotta bring Apollo Creed into this? Why not use Rocky and Tommy “the machine” Gunn? Same result with both beaten and dead, but I love Apollo. 🙁

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  8. yxd0018

    What do you classify as “degenerate stocks” ?

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  9. mr.partridge

    wow timed to perfection and TRLA wow

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  10. stones

    PANW WTF? News?

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  11. snoozemr

    over 76K shares sold in the final minutes for EGRX. very green indeed. silent period ending shortly.

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