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You Have a Taste of Our Crazy Russian Stew, No?

Russian stocks are being eliminated from the playing field today. It is America’s ultimate revenge against those invaders. We’ve dispatched our army of Gordon Gekkos to rout out their equity, crush their stupid currency to rubble, in order to force them to submit to our demands. Just give us your damned oil already and we can be friends!

At any rate,  here are the hardest hit Russian stocks traded here in the states.

YNDX -13%

CETV -10% (not really Russian, but close enough!)

MBT -9%

QIWI -7.5%

VIP -6%

CTCM -7.5%

Or, you can just say to hell with Russia and buy RUSS.

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19 comments

  1. the pirate

    Shana, they sold their oil, they knew what they we’re getting into… I say, let em crash.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn0WdJx-Wkw

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  2. acehood1

    I’m leveraging all my assets to buy more YNDX. Will sell the family dog if I must.

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  3. UncleBuccs

    I’ve been thinking since December that MTL will be ripping faces off some time this year… was down huge this morning, but now not so much.

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  4. clarkevii

    Forget chasing bottoms with these Russian dogs. Buy winners -> KNDI PLUG

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  5. ironbird

    CNBC is fucking horrible today. WTF is going on? Little girls club and fairy boys talking up tweets at the Oscars with the tape in death mode. Unreal.

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  6. aj

    Crush their stupid currency to rouble?

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  7. j livermore

    I wonder if the sailor on the Russian ship who will push the button to fire the first shot will tweet when he is doing it?

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  8. monte burns

    $VHC finally gets their royalty rate set

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  9. superb

    America is the root of all terror. America has invaded sixty countries since world war 2.
    In 1953 America overthrow Iran’s democratic government Mohammad Mosaddegh and installed a brutal dictator Shah. America helped Shah of Iran to establish secret police and killed thousands of Iranian people.
    During Iran-Iraq war evil America supported Suddam Hossain and killed millions of Iranian people. In 1989, America, is the only country ever, shot down Iran’s civilian air plane, killing 290 people.
    In 2003,America invaded Iraq and killed 1,000,000+ innocent Iraqi people and 4,000,000+ Iraqi people were displaced.

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    • TheHarper

      blame the Zionists

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    • hattery

      You are delusional
      Define:
      The “root”
      the basic cause, source, or origin of something

      War crimes have been around since at least the ancient times. Open a history book that goes back to ancient times. Read about the Crusaders, the Persians, the Ottomons, the Monguls, etc.

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  10. j livermore

    $BALT about to hit $7.00

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  11. razorsedge

    there is a book that tells the future, so far its never been wrong.

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  12. mr.partridge

    portfolio practically unchanged ….
    my giant pile of palladium is going to the moon though

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    • snoozemr

      grains out the roof. DBA almost 3%. hope you are still holding JO. 10%! Wow – what’s that (coffee) got to do with Ukraine? Rusty coffee just got rustier quick.

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  13. YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
    YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

    The former Soviet Bloc countries should be pooping their respective pants currently. I’m looking at you Bulgaria, CZECH REPUBLIC, The republic of goat herders (ROMANIA).

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