Everything is Awesome

Buy the dip gents. We have nothing to fear, other than a lunatic heavily armed with nuclear warheads, paranoid about just about everything except pluto.

Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany told Mr. Obama by telephone on Sunday that after speaking with Mr. Putin she was not sure he was in touch with reality, people briefed on the call said. “In another world,” she said.

source: NYT

I consider myself lucky, not exactly NUS sort of luck, but lucky nonetheless. Today’s depression has skipped me, as the Gods saw to it to reward the shareholders of SALE, BBBY, GNC, IFON and ARGS. Now if only people started to notice how reliant EZPW was on gold, or how cool SPLK is, I could have a pretty good day here. But I am not disillusioned by all this theatre, hollywood tricks designed to lure me into a false sense of security.

Like Putin, I too am paranoid about the world around me. If given the chance, I’d invade the Crimea too.

It’s all fun and games until your house is set aflame by soldiers with a 5th grade education. This isn’t exactly a laughing matter and your buys should be docked until this Crimea nonsense is settled.