In the year of our lord, 2014, the following things will happen.
The S&P 500 will rise by another 30%, twisting short sellers into tight balls of yarn to be kicked to and fro down the sewer drain.
Gold will break $1,000 to the downside, which will force many miners into receivership.
BBRY will teeter with bankruptcy.
The Dry Bulk Index will lift above $10,000, making the shipping sector the very best investments for 2014.
BALT will triple in value.
Solar will continue to trade up.
Oil will lift to $120.
Natural gas will be rangebound between $3-5.
Bill Ackman will get his revenge, as all nerds tend to do. HLF will trade down by more than 50% in 2014.
Carl Icahn will liquidate his entire NFLX position.
Apple will trade at all-time highs.
The Chinese market will rise by 50%.
Asian stocks will outperform Europe and be in-line with America.
Hong Kong will outperform every industrialized country in the world.
No one will care about the dollar or the yen. The headlines will be fixed on Bitcoin, which will top out at 3,000 and crash mightily to nothing at all–zero.
Biotech will continue to outperform, fueled by mergers and acquisitions.
MLNX will be acquired.
RAX will go private.
VMW will be acquired.
CRM will be acquired.
FB will trade to $75.
TWTR will trade in a range from $35-70.
YELP will break $100.
LNKD will trade to $350.
Margin levels will continue to hit new highs, and wealth will be generated at a franticly fantastic pace– thanks to gains in equities.
XIV will return over 100% again.
“The Fly” is going to win, again and again and again, as is customary for him to do so.
That is all. It has been written. It shall be so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=I5C6HH-CpsE#t=63
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I predict a Pope Jr.
…shall become birthed.
Congratulations?
Welles was an interesting fellow. Him and Brando the two dudes that were true generational idols that went obese because they could.
not much of a prediction on that TWTR range. why not say .. from $10 to $80??
🙂
Ackman will get his revenge… priceless
Flystrodamus, methinks Jennifer be gettin a transvestite/transtesticle operation in 2014. What say ye? Arrr.
Arrrr
lol
Enough of the obvious:
Who will win the Superbowl, and the score?
Which added value ibc trader will rake in the most dough – OA or 12631? (I need to know so I can sign up before the deadline).
How many gold medals will the US win in the Olympics?
If George Washington were alive today what would he say to 0bama?
What will be the new name of the Redskins?
One thing I failed to mention: the Ackman revenge will actually kill Carl Icahn, as the stress of losing to Bill becomes too much to handle.
Happy New Years, Dr. Fly. After laying so many enemies to waste this year, I hope you find new enemies to replace them next year, God willing. I wish for new foes in hopes that the rest of us don’t end up on your hit list, in case you get bored.
Thank you for those sincere words of gratitude.
Cheers to new enemies!
i suspect bio eng , bio tech and pharma will have a good year too .
Le Fly, I’m curious if you had a chance to read my email. Craig
So let it be written – so let it be done
Pharoah
Cheers to your SHLD pick love that turd
Wonderful predictions… especially the Ackman one!
Fly
Does Santelli get shot out of a cannon for the last time, into a bear-laden moat for pure ironic effect?
Or, relegated to the “fag box” while he circle jerks with Larry Kudlow, Ronald Reagan and Milton Friedman,
But, seriously, let me tell you how I really feel about trick-down economics…
Kudlow sucks balls
SA pumping the BALT…
I do believe the 15 lbs of rock solid natural muscle was left out of your 2014 predications. Then again, maybe this is 2014 market predictions, not personal and I don’t think the DOW actually puts on steroid free muscle. So maybe it’s best you left it off. When will you be on stage, greased up, under high powered lights with family cheering as you flex in hopes of winning a small plastic trophy and maybe a free box of protein bars? I would like to know.
I predict someone in New York will be killed by a test drone in 2014.
Go below 1000 wonder what Fichtner thinks.of that?
GOLD that is
TWTR gonna do da hundy roll!
I’m so glad that my bitcoin call is the same as yours, for some reason. Happy New Years by the way!