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Breaking Necks and Spines, and Other Fragile Bones, at the End of 2013

You knew this would happen. The simple fact of the matter is, gains are rich and managers and pushing the envelope today–because there is no one in the way to stop them.

Press higher and salvage another $25 million in fees. Keep buying that stock until the whites are seen in the eyes of those who are short; grab another $100 million in fees.

It’s a melt up, gentlemen. Weaker men, like Jennifer, are scurrying about, trying to hide from hideously fantastic pirate vessels.

But you can’t hide. We have good vision and sharp cutlasses.

I am up another 1.5% today, putting me in the +70% range for the year. I ride out long ANGI, SHLD, YY, LITB, OWW, BALT, RBCN, and a variety of olde man stocks, such as FB and AAPL.

It was a good year, a very good year. I intend to celebrate like a gentleman, which means controlling my intake of alcoholic beverages and not behaving like an ape, just for the sake of acting like an ape.

More on this later.

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7 comments

  1. halloweenpleb

    Happy gentlemanly NEW YEAR. !!

    “…weaker man, like Jennifer,..” gave me a nice chuckle

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  2. granpa

    Happy New Year to The Fly and his Family. Have a healthy New Year.

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  3. TheHarper

    A gentleman of my stature will be enjoying an evening of enthralling Phish tunes coursing and vibrating flamboyantly through one’s hearing receptors.

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  4. budh

    No ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ this year?

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  5. xochi

    Fly, STILL holding AMBA! Seeking Alpha story one of my faves of 2013!

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  6. xochi

    I still remember your advice “get under the ambarella”!

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  7. the pirate

    arrrr.

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