iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THE CASTRATION MACHINERY IS IN THE CITY SQUARE!

Today’s gorilla run was a mere Hors d’oeuvre of things to come. Absent from today’s rally were numerous momo names and it’s worth noting the breadth was tepid, at 74%. However, that’s what makes it so medieval. You will leave today feeling a sense of escape, almost victory, being that your shorts were barely touched.

Then you will walk into work on Monday and receive castration.

That is all.

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20 comments

  1. THEY WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
    THEY WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

    Hurt my shorts? Ha! Shorting is some homo stuff right now.

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    • It Is Showtime

      Keep the invincibility coming…

      Again… some day we will look smart, and you, will look stupid

      To “paraphrase” Ha!

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  2. Airrick

    I’m liking the bell curve of AUXL. That stock perked right up!

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  3. Schwartz

    NES

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  4. The Plumber's Crack
    The Plumber's Crack

    You can use your NanoString to hoist up their balls to the castration machine.

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  5. Drake sucks

    That movie was awful.

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  6. HalfBloodPope

    SOL is getting the Walmart bathroom treatment.

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  7. Rafael

    Thoughts on emerging markets (eem) or china (fxi) going forward?

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  8. BathSaltTrader

    Dear Fly, has anyone heard from the senator from Kentucky lately? Is he in good health?

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  9. Mr. President

    Lé Fly,

    Do you own any IEP?

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  10. {films in Streaming

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    no uncertainty very rapidly it will be well-known, due to its quality contents.

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  11. Shawn

    Due to quality content, the admin of this site will be working very rapidly to remove uncertainty. That is all. Good night!

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  12. godsdog

    high balls? low balls?

    don’t matter
    pour a lil glenfiddich
    on top and all will be well

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  13. John

    A perfect video for a post:

    http://www.tubsey.com/the-rapping-weatherman-has-swagger/

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  14. ironbird

    Senor Fly. The plebs that are playing with all they got. What is the play looking six months out? Socialism is coming. The last five years have been all out crony capitalism. That game is about to meet all out socialism as a tandem. What does it mean? Times are changing fast.

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    • ironbird

      Crazy, nobody in the house watching the fight on HBO tonight. Atlantic City. Lampley is announcing a fight with 100 spectators. What kind of fucked up bull market is this?

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  15. MX2101

    Comment- Small business works best when the workers are peers of the customers, or of a similar mental disposition. It takes a lot to get over a disconnect.

    Had one at Whole Foods the other day. I stopped by the customer service desk to tell them a package of meat had been left by a customer outside the case, getting warm. The girl looked at me like “huh”. I repeated what I said, and she started to laugh at me, no clue.

    Imagine her home life, values, common sense and education. Interestingly, a lot of bad service business product quality is not because the employees intend to do bad job, it is because they do not know better. If people do it at home, they do it at work.

    At Panera I saw a woman removing bread from the oven. One piece fell on the floor. She picked it up, blew on it and put it on the tray to serve. This is exactly what she would do at home.

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  16. Dr. Clock

    Where is everybody?

    Oh, I forgot. Must be out buying
    panties….getting ready for the
    castration. 😀

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  17. philsy13

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    Dry Bulk Shipping Update

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  18. godsdog

    tupac only fear of death:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eRc41tfTe9Q

    play the game, don’t be played

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