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Glorious News From the Northeast

My cleaning lady has decided to bestow me with her duties, making this a very busy week for the vendors at Casa del Fly. Frankly, I am a very busy person, but always find the time to clean up after myself, AND MORE. I personally see to it that the floors are cleaned nightly and everything in its proper order. One cannot live in harmony, whilst robed in filth. During my years, I’ve visited many places and have seen many things and I can tell you, with unequivical conviction, that the vast lot of you (e.g. mankind) are slobs. You live in filth because you are filth.

That being said, the greatest invention of the last hundred years is the toothbrush. Before 1938, pigs across the globe died needlessly from infections that were given free quarter through the mouth. Since the toothbrush, life has been on an upward spiral. I suggest you use one at least 3 times per day.

Trading as been light; but I managed to make some important changes to my portfolio. I cut loose BRCM and doubled down in GIMO. With the remainder of the BRCM proceeds, I started another position in YELP. I’ve been meaning to buy it and have missed several entries. Part of me wanted to wait for another dip. But the truth of the matter is, my position can and will be added to and the stock has been brutalized. It’s a good company and one of my favorites, if not my favorite, long term idea. I’d be remiss if I didn’t buy today, a strong bounce after a dreadful decline.

The Turkey Gods beckon and demand satisfaction. You’ve been very studious in your analysis of the economy and have a good sense of the things that are to come, but know nothing of the stock market. The economy and the market are divorced from one another and the only people who seem to want them back together are the one’s broke, destitute, holding gold bars, watching Youtube videos about the satanic ways of Obama.

 

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28 comments

  1. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  2. kdog

    “I suggest you use one at least 3 times per day.”

    Duration?

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    • The Fly

      say the alphabet in your head while brushing, not too hard else you’ll strip the enamel.

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      • heckler511

        Fly do you have a Sonicare? Best invention since the regular toothbrush! I actually feel bad for people that don’t have these. Perhaps for Christmas?

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  3. The Plumber's Crack
    The Plumber's Crack

    The Heimlich on the pregnant girl was just a cheap way of copping a feel.

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  4. from gorby

    Feeling like momo stocks are dead for
    awhile (at least to end of year) and the market will favor fundies.What would you do if it was imperative to protect this
    years monster outsized gains.

    cheers

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  5. OG

    I know you want some YELP Sir Fly.

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  6. philbert

    You should buy a roomba then fly $IRBT
    What are your thoughts on the stock btw?

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  7. matt_bear

    you mop the floors EVERY night?

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  8. philbert

    Use the IRBT scooba, then hit it with the dry cloth Braava!

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    • The Fly

      If rather be flayed alive than use a robot broom

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      • the Pirate

        Misses Pirate is breaking my barnacles for one of those robot cleaners, any suggestions?

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        • philbert

          Go with the new Roomba 880, great reviews and supposedly has revolutionized floor cleaning with the bristleless vac. Everyone I know raves about the entire product line.

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  9. TheHarper

    Well played with the Sigur Ros song, a favorite band of mine for many years now.

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  10. Dr. Narcisse

    Ah yes….. Dr. Fly
    I’m afraid your news isn’t so glorious today
    If you would be so kind as to refresh my memory as to where you received your doctorate from and what manner of subject is it in? I find your reference to the vast lot of us being slobs quite ignorant. That might be accurate for you and your people but not us all. That comment might have been accurate in another lifetime but not now Fly. It is my belief that your new found position in Yelp might be a little “pre mature” as your people call it. I suppose averaging down will be the name of the game in the coming days.
    I send my regrets regarding the lady that keeps your house in order, but she has other duties this week….and now….I must go.

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  11. budh

    What is the glorious news?

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    • Jakegint

      The glorious news is that Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (circa 1964!) is on the CBS here in Lawn Guyland, and it’s captivating another group of 6, 7 and 8 year olds in the Jakegint-Mama Household for the umpteenth year in a row.

      God truly is good, no?

      _____________

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