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Tragic Tragedies

This market sucks for me. It might be good for you; but it sucks for me.

I hope the planet explodes, taking Seeking Alpha and the Bitcoiners first, swallowing them up in a fiery volcano– calcifying their stupid bodies in molten rock–before planet X crashes into the Arctic circle, enveloping the globe in water and flames.

I was down 0.5% for the day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDtWw0nbMbM

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12 comments

  1. xxxhuggiebearxxx

    I am lucky because i was fool enough to sell covered calls at 39 on FXI a couple of weeks ago…needless to say that was stupid.

    However, I think the market goes down the next two days and FXI ends around 39, maximizing my winship.

    Stupid thing was i tried to buy back those calls at like .03 and didn’t get them because i was trying to be too cheap by a penny or something. What idiocy.

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  2. TheHarper

    I agree. Hopefully we find out tonight that the Sun is dying, rapidly. And, no matter how big the payload is, we will surely be englufed by a thick layer of ice as the planet freezes over and takes all sort of life down the frozen hell from which it came.

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  3. inloworbit

    this market is a trading account killer by a thousand cuts

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  4. og

    Market has sucked for me since my bday in mid Oct. Should’ve known it was my top when I told the wife how good the market had been to me this year.

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  5. ironbird

    Clowncare is lowering growth in cost of premiums? How many fucking lies does that make? Amazing.

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  6. MX2101

    The lead picture looks like a divine insemination of Biblical proportions.

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  7. dchanko

    Some twat on CNBC earnestly advising all to get short.
    Usually a good indicator that this correction is over . Expect the turkey gods to appear in all their finery .

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  8. flyaway17

    How about that move in GPRE today.
    It falls hard on this story:
    http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2013/11/19/did-the-epa-just-kill-biofuels.aspx

    And then rallies on an upgrade.
    The market is fickle right now is all.

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