I have two services that clean my house, one is very efficient and detail oriented. The other is staffed by illegal Mexicans who work as fast as the wind, possess greedy eyes and fast fingers. Like clockwork, the efficient service is predictably unpredictable–despite charging me 100% more than the Mexican service. They cancel on me at least twice per month! This leaves me with the undesirable situation of bearing witness to things going unpolished for an entire week.
Moving on: two house plants of mine have perished, one being a tall palm tree. I don’t know the reasons for their death, but only know that they sucked at life and wish them an uneventful after life.
Mrs. Fly is giving me an exceptionally hard time with the purchase of my new vehicle. She should mind her place and get to cooking meatloaf more often.
The gym is taxing much of my free time, as my experiment with nutrition and very heavy weights continue. I am bulking now (3,000 calories per day) and have gained an astounding 9 pounds over the past 3 weeks. I’m stronger than ever and could probably punch a hole through your chest.
The dead palm tree is still in the house and has gnats. Nothing could be more annoying. Where is the cleaning lady?
My dog only eats home cooked meals, which makes life interesting. How would you like eating kibble all day long, you stupid bastards?
My eldest son is incredibly bright, but wastes his time loafing about the television playing games.
Last but not least, I’m back to reading books again, after watching every meaningful movie ever made (this took me two years). On my iPad, at the moment, is Scaramouche, by Rafael Sabatini.
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My mind is being pulled down so many dark alleyways with this story however, what type of vehicle?
That my friends is none of your concern. You’d put me between a knife and a dagger had I answered it.
Tesla Model S?
No way.
I come with civil tongue.
gl 450
Nice and functional while keeping up with the Joneses. I suppose it has been a good year.
same as every other year.
I imagined something sportier;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTQ9PIQL_SM
3 kids, friendo
What would you recommend for 6?
Put those big muscles to work getting rid of the palm tree. Call some plant emporium and have them bring you a healthy one.
It’s not that big. I could haul it out with one arm. I’ll wait until the garbage men decide to pick up trash, which is once per week in NJ.
Also, I am not familiar with said “plant emporiums” who do house visits. You will have to make me privy to these special people.
I have it on good authority that the Chevy Cavalier, circa early 1990’s leaves the GL4Fitty in the dust. It also doubles as a homeless shelter and is virtually undetectable down on the Bowery with its natural cloaking device. Isn’t that right Mr. Pope?
The illusion of the poor pharmacist is imperative for my acceptance into the tight knit farming town in which I practice.
You are the David Blaine of oxy contin
I am but a servant to the people and the corporation.
Dr. Fly, I received some life changing advice from an older gent while in line at the butcher counter last year. He told me to add 10% pork chorizo to the ground beef and other ingredients of the meated loaf. I took this genius advice and was he ever correct. If you share this with her, please send my regards to Madame Fly.
Fly what supplements do you take?
Creatine, beta alanine, lots of whey and protein
kick the tree. like van damn from Kickboxer.
Maybe I’ll sweep its leg
Full sushi over on the glow in the dark island.
Is the House of Fly traveling for Turkey Day? Apparently less peeps will be on the road this year than last. Bullish no doubt. Being there only three reasons why there are not so many. The relations are broke so no invitation went out. Or. One is so broke they can not go anywhere. Or. One does not give a fuck about retard relations and the invitation to suffer their company, and instead has a feast at their own home.
Feast is always at my house
Indeed. Being the families host is the mark of a true gentleman.
“two house plants of mine have perished, one being a tall palm tree. I don’t know the reasons for their death”
You pee on them when you sleepwalk.
A friend of mine does that
“Mrs. Fly is giving me an exceptionally hard time with the purchase of my new vehicle. She should mind her place and get to cooking meatloaf more often.”
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Dr. Fly…
You’re going to have to give her a Bible lesson…. 😀
1 Timothy 2:12
I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.
Dr,
I am amazed… probably only 2 people on this site who read Rafael Sabatini books : you and me.. wow
Mr.P
Clowncare is working. TGT earnings were a bust.
How is your neighbor Steve doing?
You gained 9 lbs and I have lost 15 in the last 4 months (not that I was overweight before).
I am back to college weight (40 years ago).
My bike riding and extreme dietary change due to my wife’s heart attack (in NYC, of all places while visiting our daughter) several months ago.
Steve is no longer my neighbor.
In fairness, I did lose 12 before regaining the weight.
Only real men have heart attacks. Well done
Did you fertilize them? Someone isn’t doing their job with those palms.