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“The Fly” Is Going Simple Jack to the Upside

At the time of this post, I am up nearly 3% for the day, thanks to some sagely stock picks (TRLA, BALT, YELP) and a little leverage.

It appears Senator Cruz will not filibuster the resolution to save the US economy from ‘the reddest hell ever.’ The net result from this retarded show of stupidity is a collapse of the republican party, split in two, with the newest branch being filled with Tea Partying gerrymanderers.

Congratulations for all of you who were disheveled with grief over our two party system. You now have a third wheel.

Barring a classic ‘sell the news’ event, I do believe we have cleared all obstacles and the market shall take the path of least resistance, which is higher.

I remain long and steadfast, while smoking my pipe filled with the remains of my archest of enemies.

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8 comments

  1. The Fly

    make that +3.3%

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  2. duckkell

    BALT report 10/31?

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    • kapitalist

      I believe so. Holding $BALT and $DRYS. Fly, is your target on $BALT still $7?

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  3. tradercaddy

    I have found a home movie of Rep. Cruz when he was a little kid.
    He is the one playing the drums.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGoVNl851LQ

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  4. steel man

    did u vote for Booker or the TeaPartier today?

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  5. speerothekid

    good murzik choice

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    • ricky rozay

      As a college kid who blindly follows the fly, great music choice. The Fly is one well-rounded guy

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