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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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The Bull Market Marches On

I’m rolling over these bears today, ripping out their large intestines with the wheels from my 1980’s style stretched limo. The truth is, I thought we’d default. I was so convinced of this eventuality I went to an oversized cash position and braced myself for the gloom. However, after seeing Secretary Lew’s amazing performance, chastising the republican idiots into chequemate, I knew the mood changed. As such, I re-committed myself towards the explicit task of basking in the Obama led Gilded era, where the middle class deteriorates into the mud and my calash speeds over them at frightening speeds.

Today’s lotto winners are found in the Chinese burrito sector, namely VISN. I was looking to speculate in that stock at $2.20; now that it’s above $8, I feel like I missed the boat, just a tad.

Look here, lady, I know you’re upset because the bull market marches on. You’d like to see the economy in shambles to justify your meager existence. But you’re going to have to wait for that, so be patient and keep your mood elevated.

Life is a game of chess and you’re playing video games.

 

 

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15 comments

  1. acehood1

    as Meek Mill mused, “there’s levels to this sh*t…”

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  2. RaginCajun

    time for the “TCLG”?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLxyNzLUIS4

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  3. boomTime

    swearing in public Fly is back!!! let it loose!!!!

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  4. Bullish

    Bullish wins again!

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  5. matt_bear

    time to crank some rage against the machine. BULLS ON PARADE!!!!

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  6. budh

    The “look here lady,” you refer to above must be the Trading Nymphette?

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  7. razorsedge

    they say the sun rises in the east, bullshit! for i am here , fully expecting the sun to rise out of the middle somewhere here. i did not! (its 5:30am here). gold is getting its ass kicked, but i dont have any shorts on anything as of friday, seeing the trend is your friend.china is calling for an end to usa dominance and a new world order.

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  8. mhass33

    KNDI is the best chinese burritio had it on my watchlist and fucking forgot

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  9. gatorsun

    OPK for the win

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  10. flyaway17

    Sold X and taking cash proceeds and buying more Apple prior to earnings end of month. Staying long ISRG into earnings as well as GE. Looking to add to BALT and GTAT.

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  11. ironbird

    What deal? Is the house not the problem? How does the senate offering something which they may be working on matter?

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