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The Market Looks Great, While Hanging Upside Down

This is a total train wreck. I am tempted to buy a million dollars worth of VXX. Someone out there who cares about the mental health of Le Fly, please talk me out of it. But, seriously, doesn’t it look good?

This is the perfect scenario for volatility. No one believes congress will willingly crush the spirits and souls of investors, via a self inflicted/catastrophic default. HOWEVER, that’s exactly what they’re going to do, AND MORE.

When it happens, everyone is going to freak out, running around like chickens without heads. At that juncture in time, “The Fly” will be snacking on protein, drinking creatine shakes and generally chuckling at the drama.

So far, during my lifespan, I’ve learned to trust no one, not even Santa Claus. If you’re buying stocks here, you are trusting congress to act rationally. Now tell me, is that a rational bet on your behalf?

All that aside, BALT looks good, as well as NTE and CLSN (no position in the last two).

Oh, by the way, MODN announced they will begin firing people. That is exactly what they need to do, in order to preserve value for shareholders. With a smaller headcount, their burn will be less; hence, their net cash position, which is now $4.50 per share, is even more attractive.

VXX tits for Halloween fools. You know the routine.

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29 comments

  1. acehood1

    buy TLT calls instead

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  2. green machine

    Thank you for bringing that video out. Basically, VXX is the October seasonality play.

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  3. lplongo

    Don’t do it. you say you start off the year with fabulous gains etc etc then somehow don’t listen to yourself and pare them significantly. Up 50% for the year is a nice place to be. I suggest you go buy a skinny Pumpkin Spice Latte, spike it with Redbreast 12, then mute CNBC and play Mystery Science Theater 3k all afternoon. Surely you have made yourself robot friends by now.

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  4. ripper

    I will just keep buying stocks. QIHU FB and OWW for the win.

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  5. noodleboy

    I wonder if the kids in the Tesla video have seen the quote today. “Duude, did we do that??”

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  6. yipstarr

    What did you do w $ANGI?

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  7. charlie

    Buy.

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  8. Bullish

    BUY VXX!!!

    By October 31st you will lurching around the Princeton area, unshaven and dirty, frightening small children with your vagabon appearance. The children won’t know whether this is some sort of holiday trick or is the man mumbleling about million dollar losses in the VXX really going to kill them.

    Nonetheless, it will be great for us perma bulls, riding new highs.

    Consider it a public service.

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    • jtourist36

      Be a man with the balls and buy VXX or UVXY.
      There are more days like today by October 17…

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  9. Bullish

    I wish Jake were around to discuss how the President has beaten the living shit out of the GOP from a public approval standpoint. Anyone see Mr. Obama’s speech this morning? He’s laughing at the Tea Party – and the people love it.

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    • The Fly

      Do you think it’s funny?

      Obama is the leader and this is 100% on him, not the other idiots in Congress.

      See, it’s people like you who are the problem. THIS IS NOT A GAME. THIS IS THE ECONOMY YOUR FUCKING WITH.

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      • The Fly

        *you’re

        A game

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      • TheHarper

        I respectfully disagree that is 100% Obama’s fault. Mr. Boehner needs to do what any leader does, and get the fringe movements of his party to STFU and come to the table.

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      • Bullish

        So Obama should repeal Obamacare in order to make a deal? Fuck that. It’s law.

        This is all Boner and Reid’s fault.

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      • hattery

        Or perhaps it’s the economy that politicians for decades have been screwing with to put us in position where 40% of the foreigners own our debt and over 70% of the government income just goes towards paying interest anyways. The tea party holding the government hostage is a case of them coming late to the construction of the financial house and seeing that the foundation was already screwed up… i.e. structurally the global economy is unsound (Bretton Woods, US reserve currency, floating vs fixed exchange, individual euro bonds with only one central currency,etc).

        On the other hand, and more significantly, I don’t think necessarily blowing up an entire building because the foundation was flawed is always the best approach like the tea party wants to do. Then again, you could equally accuse Obama and the democrats of intentionally not leading or compromising one bit while accusing the republicans of doing that same thing; hoping the us defaults with the belief that they would have a dominant majority after 2014 when they throw the republicans house majority out.

        It’s a giant political game of chicken and so far no one is blinking.

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    • StockOsaurus

      I want bill clinton back…

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  10. wolfdaddy

    VXX weekly’s. fuck it.

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  11. matt_bear

    remember that post you wrote awhile back titled “you’re going to lose a bunch of money one day”….i think today is that day for a lot of people.

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  12. og

    Hmmm, I guess I shouldn’t have been so fully invested in the momo stocks…

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  13. hattery

    VXX costs you a “fazmobile tax” for being that kind of product. Buying it today also costs you a “panic tax/fear premium” for buying it today rather than 2 days ago or whatever.

    Just ask yourself if it’s worth paying an extra dollar per share or so for insurance when many other people are getting increasingly worried about the same things you are.

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  14. bood

    70% of my cash allocated here . look forward to allocate more before w.e. . then will just wait for this comic banana land men comedy to eventually resign .

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  15. gatorsun

    KKD so much for your falling stock market

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  16. StockOsaurus

    $MOND “expects Q1 revenue of $20 to $21 mln, vs. the analyst consensus of $25.3 mln on Capital IQ.
    For FY 2014, the company is guiding for revenue of $70 to $80 mln, vs. expectations of $110 mln. Can they come back from that by firings?

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