My Latest Obsession

A few years ago, I ripped through one classical piece of literature after the next, interested in timeless works of art. Last year I mixed up my reading with cinema. Over the course of the last year, I’ve seen every single movie that has ever been made. At the present, I am reading biographies and watching biopics, but something far more base as grasped my imagination.

I’ve become very interested with fitness and the science of building muscle. I envision myself bulking up to the point where I could rip a man’s head clean off his shoulders, while at dinner, without spilling my whey filled martini.

The venerable Marc David has been assisting me with my conquests and I do not worry about “falling off the wagon” because once I’ve made up my mind on something, there’s no going back. Thus far, the results are far better than I had originally anticipated.

I’ve always kept in shape, but never dedicated myself to the science of weightlifting, as it pertains to diet. I track every single thing that I eat, down to the gram, without exception. I’ve supplemented my 4 day per week workouts with creatine, excessive quantities of protein and enough water to keep me frequenting the urinal much more than I care for, especially considering those bastard shadows  like to offer me financial advice every time I am there.

I will be sure to keep you apprised of my progress and if my newly found alien strength has resulted in any heinous manslaughters.

That is all. Go back to drinking your pumpkin beers, you degenerate pigs!

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