iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Enjoy the Cocaine Party

I am up a staggering amount of money today. Just today, from the money I made on YELP, I can pay down all of the US debt and wage war on 13 nations.

What else can I say but “thank you” to the new gods and the old for blessing me with stock market hedonism. I enter the arena with a chest full of courage, ready to embrace the earnings from IMMR today.

Only AMBA is down for me today. Other than that, it’s long lines of blow atop stacks of hundred dollar bills, piled high to the ceiling.

Due to the severity of today’s winship, I will be allocating funds shortly.

NOTE: Have you seen CXO today?

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23 comments

  1. Ray Donovan

    Dont forget some blow for FRO

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  2. gatorsun

    TNGO for the win…in case anyone cares

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  3. the Flamethrower
    the Flamethrower

    Nicely done Fly, how is the view from the top of that mountain of dollars?

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  4. J Livermore

    You are the man. Time and again you amaze.

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  5. LOL

    clown rally begging tio be shorted. This market sees sub 1550 within 6 weeks

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  6. Mr. President

    Dear Leader,

    What is your position in YELP now, vs back when you were loaded up on it, many moons ago? Same position?

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  7. gatorsun

    whatever..i’m in profit taking mode across the board…this aint gonna end pretty

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  8. Juice

    love the pic

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  9. Ray Donovan

    RBCN for the pre-earnings run up?

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  10. ripper

    FIG

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  11. EverGrowing

    Help a simpleton out here, is Yelp’s value in it’s “potential” according to projected future earnings based on prospective growth? Seems very speculative. Am I a fool to only invest where the earnings are ever present?

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  12. Sooz

    smooth move, Fly. Nice!

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  13. JTU

    What’s causing CXO to explode to the upside?

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  14. Bill Ackman

    YELP is a ponzi scheme initiating w/ a short term PT of $0.00. Btw thanks for selling HLF in the low 50s. Le Fly is losing even when he thinks he is winning.

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  15. SeaLouse_Wealth_Mngmt
    SeaLouse_Wealth_Mngmt

    Squeeze GEVO please.

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    • SeaLouse_Wealth_Mngmt
      SeaLouse_Wealth_Mngmt

      I believe GEVO meets your much of your criteria for squeeze candidate w/ insider and institutional ownership. Why release this news today rather than CC on Tuesday? Contracts, the other shoe to drop. Appreciate your time.

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  16. Jules

    General Fly, which country are you attacking first?

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