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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Lightening Up

I sold some of my FWM position, locking in a 10% gain. I am contemplating buying HOV or adding to AMBA–but my urinal shadows are telling me “kid, you’ve had a good run, now go home and eat a hero.”

A great man once said “The Dude abides.”

“The Fly” will heed this advice and ‘chillax’, as some of you younger types like to say–long, conservatively, leveraged at just 118%.

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27 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    SHOMP?

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  2. RaginCajun

    Paying this market like a fiddle, well done blog father.

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  3. Jules

    Can someone please tell me what a hero is?

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    • wtf!

      A sub, grinder, wedge, etc.

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      • Jules

        Cool, I want to try one.

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        • wtf!

          What f*ckin’ planet do you live on?!

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          • Jules

            Your moms

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          • wtf!

            Fly,
            Please summon the ushers to escort this pathetic, puerile, illiterate, ignorant, imbecilic dolt from the premises. We would not have this problem if there were some IQ standards in place here.

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          • flyaway18

            Hey, growing up in Massachusetts we called a sub a sub. When I left the state and went to PA subs were called hoagies if I can even recall. You know the old saying, no question is ever a stupid question even if you think it is.

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          • TraderCaddy

            poor boy,torpedo
            Just throwing out there.

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          • wtf!

            I prefer the old saying from the great American Abraham Lincoln who said: “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”

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          • Jules

            I prefer tits.

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          • wtf!

            Footman, kindly show this “man” the door.

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  4. TraderCaddy

    Wasn’t the great man a dope smoking, unemployed, slacking jerk off (not that there is anything wrong with that)?

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  5. wtf!

    But a greater man said in the same movie: “Donnie, shut the fuck up….you are out of your element.”

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  6. Juice

    THe Fly is turning into a conservative old man at only 118% long

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    • Granpa

      Can’t wait to see the 154 Pup play the game once he tips 47.5 and finds he’s only smarter and more experienced and no where near dead or in a wheeled chair.

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  7. ripper

    just with a little YELP from my friendos

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  8. DR. ROB CARL THE IMPALER
    DR. ROB CARL THE IMPALER

    I sense a lot of anger and frustration in many of you posters. Chill out.

    Find your chi. Embrace your unemployment status like yours truly.

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  9. Benjamin Bernanke
    Benjamin Bernanke

    (puff)
    (puff)

    I can understand that….

    (puff)

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  10. Mrs. Peabody

    Mr. FRly, the advertisements for your hedge funds are delightful. The Fly Fund needs no commercial but the one about the Fly Bank Coin fund which wins while being well dressed and maintqining decorum is the best.

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  11. wtf!

    Shut the f*ck up, hippie.

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    • wtf!

      This comment was directed at the impalement guy and his advice.

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      • DR. ROB CARL THE IMPALER
        DR. ROB CARL THE IMPALER

        Relax man.

        Seriously. No need to spew hatred on this blog. It’s all about tranquility bro.

        I think they should ban you.

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  12. I Like Turtles

    I’ve had an insane couple of weeks at work so haven’t checked out the blog. Come back to find the Devil’s gone missing. Did he return to the underworld?

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  13. Mad Willie Thompson
    Mad Willie Thompson

    PATK bitches.

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  14. wilmer

    The Devil comes and goes, from whence to where nobody knows.

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