I don’t find it to be useful to discuss news anymore, especially when it pertains to stocks. The pattern has repeated itself so often, I feel like a fool– attributing some “news event” as a catalyst that seemingly and magically boosts stocks higher. Stocks trade higher because they’re mandated to do so. The game is rigged and in our favour. US market are outperforming all other markets. Our wars are going according to plan and we’ve managed to upset almost every single nation in the middle east, without blinking an eye. So much for worrying about lighting a match inside of a powder keg.
Ladies and gentleman of the interwebs: S&P futures are up more than 15. The Dow is scheduled (British accent) to open up more than 140 points. This isn’t a game anymore. It never has been a game, even though a great lot of you treat it as one.
I stand to make pornographic gains at the onset of trading.
A great man once said: “It’s gonna be a hot summer.”
NOTE: As you white trashed out losers suck down budweiser cans and blow your arms off with blockbusters, choking on overcooked beef, Le Fly is drinking his usual Earl Grey, listening to a little Glass.
Have a listen, if you dare to be so bold, yet distinguished.
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