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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Okay, It’s Time to Get Drunk

Try not to blow your fingers off, tossing those m-80’s around the neighborhood. I once knew a girl who fell victim to that, blew her fingers clean off her hand. Such a shame, being that she was a pretty girl.

We all made money and have positioned to profit from any and all rebellions in the middle east. Let’s not go back and forth about the markets for the next 24 hours, ok?

It’s time to get “our white trash on” and inebriate ourselves to the point of being poisoned.

Life for most is very short, unlike The Fly who is immortal. So make the best of it and never, ever, let inhibitions infect your psyche. We are all entitled to magnanimous success and spoils.

When I was a young punk broker, pumping out 100k per mo in commissions, unhappy at my firm because I felt “neglected”, my old CEO gave me a piece of advice that sticks with me to this day. He said “Fly, the squeaky wheel gets the oil.”

Life isn’t going to come to you. You need to go and get it.

Drive safely.

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52 comments

  1. Super B

    Mr. Fly how many day until you cut your penis off?

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  2. BathSaltTrader
    BathSaltTrader

    FIG

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  3. Marc David

    Have a great 4th Fly. That’s some awesome advice “Life isn’t going to come to you. You need to go and get it.” Couldn’t agree more.

    Maybe I’ll crack open my 2010 Caymus this weekend.

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    • The Fly

      Although a 2010 Caymus is a great wine, go and drink it.

      Keep the $1,000+ bottles in the cellar.

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      • Jules

        Why not a 2005 cakebread.

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      • muktukchuk

        Geez – I hope the 2010 Cab Sauv Caymus that you will open is a damn site better than the last 2 I had – 1 corked and the 2nd = ethyl acetate. At close to $100 a pop here in Canuckistan a bit disappointing. That said, their Zin was very good – 2007.

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  4. Jules

    *raises glass* to the Ibc community, enjoy your holiday my American friendos. Thanks.

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  5. bottom_feeder

    So if its an ugly girl its okay? My buddy held one too long and I was standing right next him when it went off (M80, not an ugly girl). Blew all the skin off his thumb and 2 fingers. I was deaf for about 2 weeks. I was also shirtless and had casing embedded all over my chest.

    Ah the good ol days…

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    • KDog

      Sounds “white trash-esque”.

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      • Po Pimp

        Needs to make mention of a mobile home / trailer park and a pit bull on a chain to make it the redneck trifecta.

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  6. gmoney

    Fuck merlot.

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  7. The_Real_Hmmm

    And what will you be drinking this holiday? Will you go full American and drink bourbon or will you storm the Bastille and drink cab franc blends (or Chimay and scotch)?

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  8. flyaway18

    Happy Fourth of July!

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  9. RaginCajun

    Happy 4th Blog father!

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  10. Testicules

    I shall begin writing a RAP song (lyrics) for Ms Paula Deen esq/inc and submit it for a youtube premiere. We will be back in Wal-Mart shortly

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  11. KDog

    Yuengling and hot dogs with a splash of white trash yellow mustard.

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  12. Ray Donovan

    happy USA day to all…we make money next week!! off to Lake Placid to test out the bobsled run!!

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  13. Montrose

    Mindful of the Fly’s appreciation of fine musicianship and the upcoming 4th of July, give a listen to this stirring rendition of Sousa’s Stars & Stripes Forever. Heh.

    http://youtu.be/E4cnxAUEUd4

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  14. speerothekid

    It’s better without hands anyway

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  15. surplusdroids

    CSTR been breaking out of resistance for 3 days.

    Breaking out an closing above.

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  16. razorsedge

    just saw on the news Egypt’s military is getting a new sports car ! i wonder if its a 2 door. i dont have the sound on but it good to see all the people seem to be happy about it.

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  17. TJF

    lots of pussy for everyone…..you to Fly. Here’s to our great country, I hope this current guy does not fuck it up behond repair.

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    • mjolnir

      Saw a youngish guy today wearing a T shirt with large printed letters on the front saying:
      “PUSSY – the most expensive meal you’ll ever eat” A true medfly truism.

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  18. TJF

    It’s been so long since we heard a real leader speak. Here is the real deal.
    http://www.youtube.com/embed/rKsW6c_CgFY?feature=player_detailpage%20%5B1

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    • heaterman

      Looking for the like button.

      Didn’t agree with the man on more than a few things but he had the concepts this country was founded on down pat.

      God Bless America!

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  19. lol

    PartyTime!

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  20. five-figure trade king (formerly Zecco Account)
    five-figure trade king (formerly Zecco Account)

    Budweiser!

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  21. Mr. Partridge

    Happy 4th everyone!

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  22. Hammy

    Cherish this holiday, brought to you by the sacrificed lives of our nation’s finest.

    It’s ironic how the best and brightest are the ones who are called to die for this country, instead of the lowly degenerate. Perhaps the god who sustains our fortune requires only the best. That’s what he gets, and we get to call ourselves Americans. Give a toast to my fallen friends tomorrow, please.

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  23. PoorHomey

    A true gentleman will gladly pay a $50 corkage fee for their $3 bottle of wine, and sit at his table quietly enjoying it from a brown paper bag, while grinning at the ladies of the room in ways that make their partners feel oddly uncomfortable…

    http://bit.ly/12I2514

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  24. Po Pimp

    Even the hardest of hard asses is going to have trouble getting through this one with breaking down. If the part at 4:01 doesn’t blur your vision then you are an emotionless drone.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dKWq0CzK-k

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  25. TJF

    Thaks for that PO. My take away from that video is how important the male figure is to a family.

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  26. The Next New Cat Thing
    The Next New Cat Thing

    America is drunk and Europe is doing Draghi’s cocaine

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  27. Dr. Clock

    ~~Celebrate the 4th of July~~
    http://tinyurl.com/newltur

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  28. Munch The Greatest

    WTF is so special about 4th July?????

    Where are the fucking markets, fucks sakes?????

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  29. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    Bubba’s getting his bottle rocket launcher set up:

    http://youtu.be/0Z53mFymC2U

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  30. Montrose

    Rostropovich in Moscow conducting “Stars and Stripes Forever”. Check it out.

    http://youtu.be/CakL8QnsQnM

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