iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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WALL STREET AWAITS THE BEARDED CLAM

Forget about futures or where your stupid stocks open this morning. The real action will come after the Fed has their say, tomorrow afternoon. Will the Fed “taper” as many suggest? Or, will Ben and Co. continue the path of God, liquifying the markets so that we might enjoy splendour, live leisurely while the poor suck on pieces of black coal and mutton?

All of these questions, AND MORE, will be answered tomorrow.

For now, sit back and relax like a man on deathrow just one day before he is to visit ol sparky.

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22 comments

  1. Jules

    OG Ben and his beard are making it rain ‘Money’ Mayweather style tomorrow, snow dat.

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  2. TheBigRagu

    If you were a betting man?
    Which you obviously are.
    Does Ben keep the juice flowing?

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  3. TheBigRagu

    Even though I’m over 46-1/2 I’m sticking around here.
    Thanks.

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  4. JTU

    No matter what the Bernank says, there will be profit taking.

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  5. fly jr

    another easy baseless ramp to short

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    • bullish bob

      godbless people like you so the short squeezes can continue to push stocks “irrationally” higher again and again.

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  6. Yabollox

    We go up. No matter what.

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    • fly jr

      LMAO – famous last words

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      • bullish bob

        If fed hikes rates it’s bullish because the economy is better than expected. If fed hints art further stimulus it’s bullish because they support the markets…

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        • fly jr

          LMAO @ bullishboob. clueless

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          • bullish bob

            I think I hear your margin clerk calling

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          • fly jr

            unlike pikers like yourself – I can afford a cash account. clown.

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          • bullish bob

            I suppose your substance-less ad hoc attack makes sense in your reality. But the truth is, even Buffett has a margin account evidenced by his short 2016 S&P puts.

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          • fly jr

            just because you have access to margin doesn’t mean you have to use it. you’ve proven yourself to be some CNBC clown

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          • bullish bob

            how do you short without a margin account? inverse ETFs only?

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          • bullish bob

            Or are you just a paper trader?

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          • Archie

            The Major Methodology of “Take the Event Out of Play” , is at work again. This has been an ongoing theme for years now.

            1. Build hype around an event that is two to four weeks out; could be a number, a meeting, an announcement, whatever. Fed meetings are perfect as are non-farm days.

            2. Sell it off, but never ever more than 5%

            3. Start the ramp 2-3 trading days before the event.

            4. Make the ramp so aggressive, that it triggers technical buying before the event ever happens

            5. Market takes the newly neutered event on the fly to new all time highs.

            6. Start thinking of new event

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  7. tapefigher

    With regarding to the cost of lumbers.. this avatar, somewhat of an expert in the art of fine timber requested a large batch of zebrawood at the wholesale price of $12.45 a board foot. Greenhorns would easily pay in excess of $20bf. All lumbers have risen including the more lascivious northeastern pine. This avatar would welcome a natural gasesque cascade to the prices of lumber; however, due to scarcities and tariffs for exotics this trend doesn’t seem to be heading downward.

    Kindly regarding,
    Scotch the Tape

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  8. tapefigher

    The Man of East seems to be heading north today. (EMN)

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