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ATTENTION: A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM MERLIN

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Poof! Your never-ending bull market is officially over.

-Merlin

 

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32 comments

  1. chivo

    JINX’D IT AGAIN

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  2. Ohthe BOMB

    That’s not what Bernanke says.

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  3. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    This is thoroughly enjoyable.

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  4. dishobgyn

    this rally will never end.

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  5. widespread panik
    widespread panik

    Seriously, when I saw KMB leading my screen ytd besides NFLX, I tightened it up. My guess is we have one more push up then a real correction 6%+ correction at some point when I am beaching it. To flip that thought, I have made good money the past few years buying lows on the beach thanks to these nifty wireless trading apps.

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  6. Cramer

    Now is the time to
    BUY BUY BUYZ

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  7. James

    even the div payers got smoked today

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  8. The Fly

    Conversing with simpletons is boring.

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  9. Mr. Bottom

    Until it resumes tomorrow and you start making posts about your buy orders.

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  10. Super B

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-04-30/shorting-stocks-these-pomo-days-will-be-hazardous-your-health

    How can bull market be over? Fly is wrong again.

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  11. i Bergamot

    Let me drop a scandalous thought in the mix:
    This whole time, while market was rallying, everybody agreed that its a “FED induced rally”, backed by endless liquidity. Even my co-workers know that. Liquidity? Please refer to 4/23 mini flash-crash – they mopped that ‘liquidity’ out in less than 5 minutes.

    As for latest QE, I have a variant perception based on TLT and MBB just now getting back to September levels (when this QE supposedly started). 85bil per month should have done more, methinks. I know, I know…. Keep your quotes from “Economics 101” to yourself, I read the same books.

    My point simply is this: THERE IS NO QE !!!
    Fed ain’t got your back, PPT is on vacation until next elections and liquidity is in illusion. Plan accordingly!

    PS. What? NY Fed website?
    Please, don’t be a child

    PSS. Enjoy your summer

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    • Dave

      You said a lot in that comment, but I have no idea what you said.

      Cheers!!

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    • Yabollox

      There is no QE??!?!!?!?

      I think you are incorrect about that.

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  12. TheHarper

    what do I care of a bull market run or bear market run? buy companies not indicies. LONG $RAD $APP

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  13. flicker

    Fly. Why are you so sure it’s over? Why make such a long shot call? What level does the market have to breach that will make you feel like you are right this time?

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  14. Coral reef

    A 100 point down day in the Dow hardly signals a top. Get real.

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  15. Fidel Cash Grow
    Fidel Cash Grow

    Complete anarchy in the comment section! Insults hurled at Le Fly. The return of HuggieBear. Even better, the return on Merlin! what next?!
    Now as for $HDGE, is this thing on? Would have thought it would provide more juice

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  16. surplusdroids

    Algos going back and forth…buying and selling.

    They are afraid to take on much risk and inventory.

    Baaaaaaaack and forrrrrrrrrth. Baaaaaack and forrrrrrth. zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

    We need more buyers to break through. Then the algos buy and keep buying dragging us higher.

    We sell back to them along the way.

    Woo hoo!

    Everyone buy buy buy!

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  17. The Fly

    Why don’t any of you have senses of humor?

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    • MB

      Do you use DeMark or fib at all? Fib levels show the SPX to be at extended levels with multiple corresponding areas of resistance. Don’t know what DeMark says here. Thoughts?

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  18. snoozemr

    ING’s ‘VOYA’ IPO should be an intersting trade tomorrow

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  19. StocksRider

    Nothing predictable has ever been worth chasing, be it the markets or the skirts.

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  20. Benjamin "Fucking" Bernanke
    Benjamin "Fucking" Bernanke

    (puff cigar) Fuck. What a joke y’all are. (puff) I literally told you today in the FOMC announcement I am going to “increase” asset purchases and you pull this shit? Why is it so hard to fucking train you plebs. (puff) Janet fucking Yellen told me at the meeting “shouldn’t we wait until I run the Fed to increase asset purchases” at which time I jumped over my side of the table to bitch slap her and put her in her place. Fuck. (puff cigar) They act like I’m already gone.

    Look all you fuckers I can only lead a trailer park Ameritrade trader to the water, I can’t make it drink. Sell in May is going to be replaced by Buy in May and get on my knees and suck Ben’s dick by the time I’m done (puff cigar). You think 11% is enough? Those fuckers in Japan do 11% every 4 weeks. Bullfuckingshit if I’m going out like that. Dumbfucks (long drag of cigar).

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    • billiejones

      Im sure in your tiny mind your comment seemed creative and cool……its not. Get your own style….you cant even imitate properly which is a dead giveaway of your position in the class hierarchy. Undoubtedly, you eat campbells soup for dinner.

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  21. SPEEROTHEKID

    I have this fantasy that Merlin is actually a real person (no Tim Duncan) feeding stock tips in to le fly’s ear.

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  22. Heaterman

    Rally ending? POMO? VIX rising? QE forever? Those things don’t scare me. They can be dealt with through the use of a nimble and observant mind and a quick trigger finger on your trades.

    This is what scares me………

    Talking with a customer today who is solidly in the middle class. Nice house. 2 cars plus a new Silverado in the drive. Got the JD mini farm tractor with all the attachments. Nice boat…..all that stuff. Wanted to buy a wood pellet boiler for heating his workshop/man cave….
    During the course of our discussion he made the statement that with 0bamacare being free, (FREE he said) he thought he would have enough spare cash around to buy the boiler and heating system for his shop. I suggested that 0care was not free unless you were well below the poverty line and if one had a decent income there was indeed a cost attached to it.

    He was adamant in his refusal to believe this and told me that many of his friends had told him it was all going to be no charge.

    So……..how many more people think the same thing? And… what is going to happen when the anticipated “no cost” government health insurance turns out to be free not so much?

    The realization that there are people out there like that scares me.

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