To borrow a phrase from Mrs. Fly, “I just had a vision” that I lost all of my profits after gloating about them, clad in a white robe, listening to gangster rap music–choking on the same incense that has cloaked my locale for decades. The scene was as real as the hand in front of my face.
There I was talking to myself, watching the markets scream lower. All of my gains vanished like heterosexuality in California. I laughed, then cried, then laughed some more. Is it possible that my 20% gains can vanish again, just like the past two years?
Absolutely.
Not only is it possible, but given my recent track record, it is likely to happen.
I AM HEXED BY POWERFUL WARLOCKS, WHO ARE INTENT IN DESTROYING ME.
I will punch said warlocks with powerful uppercuts to the scrotum, if given the opportunity.
I take these “visions” very seriously, as they’ve guided me through life, helping me dodge near death experiences and absolute ruin on several occasions–permitting me to nuclear bomb my enemies by surprise numerous times. I am going to expedite my exit from the markets; however, reserving the right to exercise my fist punching skills for special situations, or partaking in revenge, malicious trades to further my financial standing.
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You need more sleep.
3 hours is enough. My heart is made from metal.
Tiger blood???
Or was that Tiger Urine?
Btw, Pisani says “Buy!”
Deadmaus is Canadian, just like noted gangster rappers Drake and Beebs.
The process is now almost complete.
All your children will soon be playing hockey – unless you act swiftly.
#timestamp
Fear is knocking at the door .. Shall we open it?
Loading the spaceship full of dynamite for a 10,000 mph run to the sun.
Or filled up with 787 batteries and fuel tanks.
same thing happened to me last night
deep breaths. and slow.
The “Fuck Ackman” trade scares me precisely for that reason because I have no idea how one would unwind that under extreme events.
had a dream I bought bread at a bakery, said bread turned into a black and a white rat. Got rid of the white one no problem carried the balck one, it bit me my finger and I quickly disposed of it.
Thanks for letting me know that I’m not alone in feeling in panicky once in a blue moon… Cheers!
The Visual of Warlock scrotum punching makes me hungry…
Things are far less hetero in the South.
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