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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Guttersnipe Street

I know the condition of the market, with its lack of volatility and exciting news, has many of you “bored” or unable to appreciate a slowly moving tape. But money isn’t boring is it? Last I checked, money affords me to do exciting things: travel, drink like a fish, renovate my house until the neighbors surrender. Learn to appreciate the moribund and profit from the bland.

Deep in the bowels of the market is a select group of stocks that are soaring higher, without the prerequisite fundamentals or anything to do with proper institutional support that typically characterizes a winner. Small capped stocks are being bid up by the very worst investors in the world, men saturated in their own urine and feces, trying to make enough money to pay down their credit card debt.

BEHOLD the top 25 stocks under $5 list.

The number one stock embodies this type of saturated investor that I mention. Its share price has gone from .17 to $1.60 in a very short period of time.

Oh, you want to know what they do?

No one knows, not even the company itself.

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10 comments

  1. chivo

    Can I get a borrow on some RVLT plz thanks

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  2. JTU

    That’s fricki’n funny!

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  3. KDog

    Looks like one of those pump and dumps.

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  4. MFalke

    RVLT is “Revolution Lighting Technologies Inc” and makes LED lighting. That description is probably from a different company.

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  5. mustard seeds

    Priceless

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  6. john mayer

    anyone loving WNC and USG today?

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  7. wtf!

    Men saturated by their own urine and feces? Yuck!

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  8. TheLilBlonde

    MFalke is currect. The company profile posted does not belong to RVLT (Revolution LIGHTING Technologies, Inc), previously named Nexxus Lighting. Aston Capital recently invested 6mm and added seats to the board of their own choosing. Corporate page: http://www.rvlti.com/

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  9. Nyjag

    Revolution Lighting was a Woodshedder HTF last week at 1.20 ish…. good call Wood.
    New construction/home improvement play?

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