Do not be surprised or chagrined if we goose stepped higher today, in the face of $100+ crude. I don’t know about you, but I’ve been brainwashed by my television to believe higher crude is good for my life. I believe, thanks to the voices in my radio, that higher commodity prices means I am “rich as fuck.” So, the higher crude goes, the better I feel about myself. Hey, I’ve also been taught to believe when the dollar goes lower that’s actually a good thing. On a daily basis, I find myself rooting for antiquity. I’d like to see some sort of gold standard, if only for a day or two, so that my gold/silver stocks could appreciate and allow me to drive in Maybachs and buy Gretzky houses.
It’s not a secret: America is only cool because we have laser beams floating around in outerspace that can disintegrate its enemies. If it wasn’t for our military, barbarian hordes would overrun this fucked up nation and rape everyone. They’d fucking BBQ the men and enslave the women. They’d take the holy rollers and twist their heads off like Coca-Cola bottles.
Enough about America. Let’s talk about Libya.
Those jackasses are fucking with the zen of America, by way of oil disruption. Do not be surprised if President O’bama rips off his mask and reveals his true identity (George Bush), then proceeds to “secure the skies” of Libya, for the benefit of a few kickass oil tycoons.
Look, I need to run along now, as I am burdened with the responsibility of managing many, many millions of dollars for spoiled brats.
NOTE: It appears BZ‘s earnings were good.
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Degeneracy and Direxion my kind of Breakfast!!!
Truly blogging at a rarefied level!!
Concur in the judgment, dissent in part. I might add that barbecued by the barbarians is putting it nicely. Mere rape of the women, so very kind.
We do have the best wimmen.
Various third world countries that have been pimping their young for generations beg to disagree. Brazil and Thailand come to mind for starters.
good, lets bbq them, i hear they’re good eatin, with a little sweet baby rays bbq sauce……….finger fuckin@$#!,i mean finger lickin gooood
This is honestly a sight to behold
One thing we have, possibly in our favor, is lots of gun nuts. In Libya, tough guy mercenaries can machine gun at wil,l women armed with only sticks and stones.
Go ahead. Try that shit here. See what it gets you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTwq1_9VH68
I remember a much simpler time, ala two weeks ago. Back then things were much easier. It was funny, but when oil went up then oil stocks went up as well. Amazing, I know but that was the way it went. How foolish I must have been to see the correlation in that relationship.
indeed
up is now down
correlated is now un-correlated
until it isn’t
Classic, yet updated Dr. Fly. I didn’t know that you were such a morning person!
What a mess all of this is really becoming. USD is hitting a support trendline off a 3 year chart so maybe it will hold.