iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Up Until April 15th

We’ve traveled this road before. Don’t fight momentum; the blades are exceedingly sharp.

We gapped higher by 5% last month, entrenching the market in a bullish tone. When markets go up more than 5% in January, historically, they keep going up until May. I want to be very clear about a few jagged points here.

I am long by 105%, been long for weeks. My gains are north of 11% for the year, up 1.75% as you read this piece of internet literature. I have bet my soul on this market. I have placed all of my coins on black and will run with it until it reaches my intended destination.

I am long the very best of stocks: GS, USG, HMC, FBHS, VHC, WETF, WNC, KMB etc.

“The Fly” is coming off of two lackluster years in a row, partly due to distractions, partly due to exogenous circumstances. However, the laws of mathematics are on my side, as I am destined, by right, to enjoy mountainous market gains. You don’t have to bet with me, just don’t bet against me. You’ll get your arms blown off–torso ripped to shreds, dinosaur style.

We’re going up until tax time. All shorts will be disgorged from the market place and monuments will be built for those who played their cards correctly.

You wouldn’t fade a heat seeking missile coming for your retarded Jeep, would you?

Off to throw some jumping jacks at some pikers down by Wall Street, from the back of my 1980’s style limousine, while pumping the song below.

Ciao (the most annoying form of goodbye)

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GO_cX8Yh_RI#!

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27 comments

  1. The Plumbers Crack
    The Plumbers Crack

    These chaps can tell you anything you need to know about AAPL and RIMM, and they know a little about MSFT.
    http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=24882

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  2. Goose

    Desert Eagle Style

    http://www.funswitcher.com/#xrg1w

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  3. Mr.Partridge

    Can this date please be adjusted to April 18?

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  4. Jakegint

    EXK mah bitchez!

    Speaking of which, I’m glad to see you are finally getting the girl-with-the-big-bazooms-lying-on-her-back tee shirt ads now.

    _________

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  5. wtf!

    For the millionth time, and for the love of anti-personnel landmines, open manhole covers, excrement-tipped punji-spiked mantraps and other nasty boobytrap-like devices underfoot, they are CALTROPS, NOT JUMPING JACKS unless you are a limp-wristed effeminate type of guy that plays with jumping jacks, Barbies and the like.

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    • Jakegint

      Dimwit, he’s talking about the fireworks, not the tire deflators.

      Sigh, Does this place always fall into such dissaray in my absence?

      Where is the doorman, for folly’s sake?

      ______

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      • Wtf!

        Nope ya dope (nothing personal, but most senators, the majority of which are left-wing obamanation flunkies, are morons). If you’ ve read le fly’s past posts, his usage of the term jumping jacks have referred to the tire- deflating variety.

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  6. M

    The extent to which you know or think you know what the market will do is the extent to which you will lose in the market

    Fondest possible regards, and thanks for playing, please come again soon

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  7. Formerly DMG

    How long does it take your driver to drive those 59.2 miles to Wall St?

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  8. TraderCaddy

    Credit Suisse says that gold is done for and the game is over.
    If real rates keep going up I would agree.
    Ole man Joe Granville would look at the bearish action of the mining stocks over the last 6 months or so and would probably agree.
    http://www.businessinsider.com/credit-suisse-the-beginning-of-the-end-of-the-gold-era-2013-2#real-interest-rates-have-turned-higher-thats-a-gold-killer-9

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  9. Jay

    Mr. Fly
    I love your car!!!
    That’s rea style in my opinion!!

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  10. Mr.Partridge

    Bought PETM eod .. for the love of all dogs .. just a starter

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  11. omfgitsjd

    First correction, then fireworks. Catch you on the downside.

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  12. Disembowled Elephant
    Disembowled Elephant

    DOW JONES 15000 FO LIFE

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  13. Dayman

    Congrats on the winship senor Fly. Really awesome song.

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