I was going to dedicate this post to discuss how the once gentleman sport of mortal war has been transformed into a social experiment–by allowing women to patrol the front lines of our useless, idiotic wars in a combat role. However, after reading about this last minute “game changer”, done by a Secretary of Defense hack (Panetta) who literally has one foot out of the door–I’ve concluded that my time is best spent discussing the sudden resurgence of RIMM-NOK-NFLX.
After all, we’ve all seen Batman and the women seem to have a pretty good handle on things there. It’s gonna be just like the movies, except for the unfortunate realities of stark raving mad cavemen fixed on deflowering American infantry POW’s while on earth, instead of receiving them in the traditional setting– from Allah72– during the afterlife.
Aside from being distracted by this administration’s social engineering gone bizarrely suicidal, I was disappointed to see AAPL get sodomized in after-hours trade, following another bad earnings report. The law of large numbers has finally asserted itself and it really has nothing to do with AAPL, just the idiot who runs it –Tim Cook. I blame him for everything. I blame him for cancer.
There’s only so many markets Apple could flood with their FOXCONN manufactured wares before saturation took a toll. For decades, Apple positioned itself as an outsider, a rebel looking to “deflower” the establishment. But since its leader died, the company, via unmatched, historical success, has morphed from being the guy protesting “the man” to the man himself, billy club and all.
Apple has become an arrogant bully and people have been protesting their innovation through the absurd purchases of inferior products. Nevertheless, AAPL is still a cash cow and the cash will need to be distributed to shareholders soon enough.
When Facebook was at $18, no one wanted to touch it. When NFLX was in the $50’s, people mocked it. And when AAPL was at $700, everyone loved it.
Put things into perspective and understand that the sheep are rarely right. AAPL has been plunging because hedgefunds were sodomized by the neanderthals who were running AAPL into the ground.
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