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“The Fly” is Powerless

I bought my kids a dog yesterday and now have to deal with the consequences. It went against my better judgement; but it was for the greater good. Early this morning, as fate would have it, the power in my area went out, most likely the result of a karmic rebalancing, having been exempt from the Hurricane Sandy carnage.

So here I am, sitting in the daylight, with only a back up generator separating me from the cave age.

The markets are sliding, as the toxic combination of tax loss selling and selling to lock in at a lower tax rate grips the small brains of investors. Naturally, VHC is slothing around in the pig pen, alongside EXK and JRCC.

HOWEVER, I report happy tidings from the island of Japan, as shares of HMC don’t give a fuck about the jackassness that is America.

Fuck your fiscal cliffs and your guns. SAMURAI HORATIO is swinging a katana and drinking hot, hot sake, while watching the yen depreciate into dust.

Top picks: Japanese exporters, short FXY, long YCS, long HMC.

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29 comments

  1. Cascadian

    Every currency in the world seems to want to out devalue each other.

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  2. Musky

    What is the Dog’s name?

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  3. halfbloodpope

    What kind of pup? And will you stop being a piker and buy a generator that runs off your natural gas already?

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  4. MX2101

    I recommend avoiding chain dog food stores like Petco and Petsmart. Buy quality food from a stand alone pet food store that has better food. Made in the USA is a good start, avoid meat by-products and probably grain ingredients as well. The dog needs moisture from canned food in addition to dry food. Avoid chew toys and bone or other treats. Most are made in China, and I don’t think the Chinese think twice about puting toxic crap in those doggie treats.

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    • The Fly

      I thought dry food only is the best for their digestive system?

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      • Bullish

        Cesar dog food is like crack for your pup.

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        • MX2101

          Just do some research. I think mass market pet food is the equvalent of fast food. Why feed that to a member of the family every day? I don’t think organic or “holistic” is really necessary, just food without by-products or “meal” on the ingredient list. “Broth” is a way of saying water, blame that on the ever declining dollar. End result will be a much more healthy and MELLOW dog your kids will love. Around our place we buy the grocery store dry food for the raccoons. The dog and especially the cats eat high quality

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          • MX2101

            A game is tough on a cranky smart phone, but my point is ramp up the pet food quality beyond the grocery store and Petsmart, and you pet’s life, and your karma will be improved.

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          • The Fly

            I go to dogs and cats rule

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      • The Eye-Talian Stallion
        The Eye-Talian Stallion

        Buy training DVD’s from this man:
        http://leerburg.com/
        It will be the best money you have ever spent.

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      • stack

        Fly, google “The Honest Kitchen” brand of dog food. I think you’ll like what it stands for, the ingredients they use and their reviews.

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  5. Anton

    Ahhhhhhh…
    http://www.dailypuppy.com/puppies/augustine-the-yorkiebichon_2007-02-18

    A breed that responds best to a training regimen involving hot pizza slices.

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  6. Testicules

    Ahemm.

    I have a large dog (shepard) I give her the dry food
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    a couple spoons of greek yogurt. sometimes add a few tidbits of meat for extra flavor and a little water stirred in.
    This dog would kill any stranger if I needed, i shit you not (but not family members)
    You take care of them, they have your back without hesitation

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  7. Dubz

    My parents have a Yorkie, cute dogs. Pretty dumb and easy to manage. Good luck.

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  8. The Plumbers Crack
    The Plumbers Crack

    I rescued a female black lab, and the kennel where I got her recommended some kind of shit food.( I forget the name) The Vet said get her off it, and use Iams.
    In two weeks her coat went from dull and dusty looking to shinny black.
    Diet is the key.

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  9. theedge111

    Sold outta my VXX trade w/ a 150% gain. Still down on the year buying and selling that fucker tho..lol

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  10. Leo

    Just dont buy the cheap a## shit and you will be ok, Look at ingrediants. The cheap crap has corn has a top 2-3 product. Dogs cant even properly digest corn, its a filler. Just about anything else will be fine despite some comments above that dogs can only thrive if they eat better than humans.

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