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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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CARE TO GO CLIFF DIVING, ANYONE?

I’m so fucking resigned from this market right now: I couldn’t care less. I fully expect all of my stocks, sans HMC, to trade down to zero. I’m like a kamikaze investor, throwing shit in the wind, hoping it will land on my neighbors windshield.

Based upon my two decades of investment experience, I can tell you that beaten down stocks, with heavy short positions, are best positioned to rip heads and fuck necks into a melt-up.

Here’s the stupid, cocksucking list. Now leave me alone.

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27 comments

  1. cbgraper

    I like BBY going into the new year and a potential sell to numerous PE shops. Good amount of short term upside along with reorginization of the structuring, less expenditures, and increased holiday/giftcard sales

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  2. KDog

    Oh look, VHC!

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  3. Bullish

    There’s quite a bit of crap in that list!

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  4. I Like Ribs!

    I love you man!

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  5. Mr. Partridge

    Senat will pass something Sunday?
    What? Kidney stone?
    These morons cannot get alone like little kids.

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  6. No One

    How about some muff diving?

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  7. KDog

    I didn’t see it stated in the previous post today but what kind of dog did you get the kids? I got a dog for the kids about five years ago. I should have known it was a mistake. We try to get the kids to help out in taking care of the dog (washing, feeding ,etc)…yeah right. It just ends up being another responsibility for the parent.

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    • The Fly

      Yorkie-bichon

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      • KDog

        That’s like a small house dog…shouldn’t be too bad. We rescued a black lab mixed with a chow chow. Dog has a lovely black tongue:-) I have issue with that damn chow side. The dog is too strong willed and hard to train. He is lucky to still be here…lol

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  8. walktothecabin

    The Boehner pic is hilarious. What the hell is he thinking?

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  9. The Fly

    He’s thinking about going cliff diving

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  10. The Fly

    Stfu

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  11. No One

    see you next tuesday

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  12. Frog

    Of course we are going over the cliff. Democrats can’t get re-elected if they cut social programs. Republicans can’t get re-elected if they raise taxes. So there can’t be a deal that does either of those 2 things. So there can’t be a deal at all. Cliff, here we come.

    Congress doesn’t want to be unemployed any more than the rest of us do.

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  13. ultramarine

    Dr. Fly, thanks for the list. The first company listed, USNA , has taken a couple of body blows the past few weeks, with the management shake-up and the negative analyst report on their business model in China.

    There was some crazy action on USNA at the opening today, which quickly went down to a steady level through the rest of the day, ending up 1%. Should be interesting to see the action in this stock over the next week or two.

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  14. TaoOf Patrick

    Tora! Tora! Tora! Mudafucka!

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  15. Mad_Scientist

    Eff these politicians. We don’t need their ridiculous shit to “save us” All these theatrics are just to put a rubber stamp on whatever fucktarded thing they choose to do at the end.

    “If they hadn’t done it, the market would have crashed!” Oh, fuck you. lol

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  16. buylo

    Be ready to clean-up yorkie-bishon poop n pee for about a year. They are very smart but very forgetfull but after about 8 months they start getting noticeably better. Oh what fun it is to….

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  17. dave

    BBY = JCP = Titanic

    I should have thrown in SHLD too.

    Dinosaurs.

    I bought from Belks, O’Charlies and Target. How about you?

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  18. hail eris

    The Fly, here’s an interesting summary of current issues/thoughts on Japan that I came across that you might be interested in:
    http://www.metafilter.com/123274/Japan.

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  19. PostApocalypticTrader
    PostApocalypticTrader

    I’m NOT going over the cliff with crapola stocks. Certainly not after playing Texas Hold’Em twice this year, first time losing 60% in a rare earth POS, then after rebuilding my account 105% gains from 3 big trades. Now sitting in 100% cash and feeling like a survivor of a near-death experience. Would love a crash in January.

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