Tonight is the big night. At midnight the readers of iBankCoin will elect three tabbed bloggers. The drama has been thick and as always belligerent.
It started off with rumors of high level staffers defecting the Chuck Bennett campaign, amidst allegations of ‘sexual indiscretions.’ Chuck hasn’t made an official statement. However, he communicated with iBankCoin’s Orient Office, declaring his withdrawal from the campaign.
Then we were all amazed and entertained by the ascendency of MAXIMUS (also endorsed by “The Fly”). From finishing 5th in the last election poll to being a front runner in the race is truly amazing. Will his late hour surge last or will he fizzle out?
The current front runner is Rhino and he’s been having a rough day, dealing with the rise of Maximus. Ever since the natural order of things has been disrupted, Rhino has gone unhinged, making all sorts of wild allegations on the site and even on Twitter.
Both Elizamae and Raul3 have taken the safe rout, just like Romney. After surprising iBankCoin in last week’s semi-final elections, both candidates were thought to be shoe-ins, BEFORE the ascendency of Maximus. One thing is for certain, there isn’t room for everyone.
Lastly, DCHSN6 has all but vanished from the field. No one knows where he went or even if he’s alive. At the present, he’s a lock to finish last place.
VOTING BEGINS AT MIDNIGHT.
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You should all feel bad for the effeminate folks who will have to deal with me in such a psychotic state as I make my way to the gym.
ARE YOU BO JACKSON IRL?
I am endorsing Rhino for Tabbed Blogger — VOTE RHINO 12/12/12 AT 12 MIDNIGHT
Pretty sure Midnight of 12/12/12 was 21 hours ago. Fear not, the Rhino makes room for those of you incapable of 1st grade calendar reading.
RHINO MAKES ME $
MAXIMUS MAKES FLY VIDEOS
VOTE RHINO ’12
12/12/12/12
12/12/12/12/12/12
Dec 12, 2012 @12:12:12 am
The rise of Maximus is due to our financial backing. Once he’s elected we will move in on the guy in the corner office, aka the Fly.
We shall rename this site:
iBankMaximumCoin.com
Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.
-Proverbs 17:28
THE PEOPLE FAVOUR MAXIMUS.
ANYONE WHO VOTES DIFFERENTLY WILL BE TARGETED AND THEIR HOMES WILL BE RAZED, LOVED ONES VIOLATED AND BODIES BURIED WITHOUT HONOUR.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxau9K-lzGE
Rhino destruction^
Perhaps Rhino will come from behind and puncture Maximus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxau9K-lzGE
Rhino assasination from behind^
That was good!
MOB, GET BACK. YOU THREATEN A GREAT CALAMITY IN OUR FAIR CITY. PLEASE, MAKE PEACE LEST WE BRING VIOLENCE TO BEAR.
WE DO NOT LISTEN TO THE POLICE, ONLY MAXIMUS!!
YOU FILTHY DOGS.
We carry assault rifles and frag grenades. You carry pitchforks and rotten cabbage. Just as Rhino picks winners and Maximus picks WNRs, you bring no meat when it matters. All your votes are belong to us.
(APPEARS BEHIND THE MOB, BOXING THE FRENZIED MOB INTO A VERY VULNERABLE POSITION.)
Back away from the mob you sniveling police.
MAXIMUS gave us orders to kill every one of you if you do not disperse.
Flash- The MOB and POLICE have taken a break due to the appearance of the HELLO ice cream truck.
Vote Maximus!! The die is cast, bitches!!
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs
What’s going on around here? Complete anarchy!
Let’s see if the non PPT voters can get together in a bloc here and vote for Raul3. Show the establishment our power.
He may be a bit crazy but at least he acknowledges that we non PPT types exist and we shall not be treated as 2d class citizens.
HEY HEY HO HO RAUL3 IS FOR THEE.
Your lack of recognition is forcing me to reconsider my vote for tabbed commenter.
I thought that you closed your campaign offices.
Just a rumor?
PS Gold and silver getting annihilated at the moment. Perhaps the market is seeing that we are getting closer to higher rates.
Lightening up the load before 1-1-13 @ 12:00. There nothing like retroactive taxes to get folks moving in the right direction.
this site is so freakin ridiculous…
dchsn6 is still alive (as of 2 hours ago)
I’m not sure he will join the fight as Maximus and Rhino have clearly emptied the Dollar Store shelves of Machine guns and big plastic Klingon warrior swords or some shit
The tides have risen – 12/12/12 is here. Celebration awaits.
make a video before midnight or you lost my vote
it is done
The voting stations have been secured MAXIMUS. All dissidents will be escorted to Gaul, where they will be executed.
A GYPSY RIOT ON BEHALF OF RAUL3 BROKE OUT NEAR THE BATHHOUSE. SEVERAL DOZEN IMPRISONED.