I had my life all planned out. I was going to eat dinner this evening, sporting a bowed necktie with napkin tucked firmly into my shirt to protect against the occasional, accidental spill, dining on the finest of mutton–topped with mint jelly. I was going to drink one of my finer 2005 or 2009 Bordeaux’s–because both years represent the very best vintages in over 300 years. After supper, I was going to retire to my parlour to finish reading a 17th century book (original copy), accompanied by a cup of tea.
Instead of all that, “The fuckhead Fly” is going to eat a hotdog and swig down a hot beer, because to be able to drink a cold one would mean I deserved it somehow. The stars and every planet in our galaxy have moved against me, cursing me to the dungeons of mediocrity. My enemies are laughing at me in stentorian tones, poking fun at “The Once Great Fly” while DMing some homosexual retards on Stocktwits.
You are permitted to scold me now–because I intend to scald you later. Being long a checking account known as VHC and the very worst silver stock on the planet (EXK) was not enough for yours truly. I had to fire a pistol and make sure that the gunpowder exploded in my face. Aside from all of that, life is a peach and I hate every single one of you.
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This kinda looks like an ascending wedge to me (SWHC):
http://screencast.com/t/DQKZ9QDX3wy
Wedge your face.
Save the melancholy, Fly. Things will get better.
This market is about to shit on all your faces. Do you think AAPL will go down so peacefully?
Christmas has been cacelled.
Yours truly
The market will only go up from here. I was informed of this by a very mean looking dentist, but it is certain. He said the democrats and republicans will come to a deal, the Fed will ease, Christmas will be splended, and there will be no face shitting this year. Absolutely no face shitting.
Very very truly your,
The Real Muppet
Don’t tap the glass bro. This is the Fly’s fish tank not yours.
That’s called “Flying wedge to your face” chart pattern.
SWHC has a limp cock formation written all over it (misfired)
that VHC pig better move next week. lack of upside pressure is un-nerving. Fook me !
“moors of mediocrity”
If I were the Bernank and needed to “manage” pleb perceptions, what would I want to manage?
Well, I’d want keep 1) gas prices somewhat reasonable. If those prices take off Joey bag-o-dougnuts will get upset. 2) job numbers 3) inflation numbers 4) interest rates 5) gold & silver prices – if they rocket higher, again people will worry.
And finally gun stocks. If you think Ben would not fuck with lowly SWHC, think again.
Yes, this scam is rigged.
Or he could just buy a shit ton of AAPL, bailing those assholes out directly…
That too.
Everything is on the table,
always for the public good,
of course
the gun shows are packed, permits thru the roof; we don’t need SWHC in the spotlight for new highs.
ammo would be a great investment, but you might be deemed an enemy of the state and be detained indefinitely if you invested.
unrelated song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_SqtFerjg&feature=related
Hot dogs aren’t so bad. I lived like a rat in a discarded can of kernel corn in the days following the Zales earnings.
Then a vision came to me. Bricks of freshly minted c-notes materializing in the accounts of silver and $VHC bulls.
If you haven’t heard of Koegel’s, you’ve never had a good hotdog.
Isnt that when a woman exercises her vaj muscles?
+1
Keep you head up. The Real Muppet likes the Fly. Especially your avatar. That is one mean looking dentist.
Brain surgeon.
Circumcisionist
Proctologist.
(Which for a great amount of you, half-days as your brain surgeon)
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ROTFLMAO !
+100, LMAO
Podiatrist
Remove the 17th century black powder rifle from the fireplace mantle, split the wooden stock over your servant’s skull, and discard it in the crackling fire. After all, who gives a fuck if it’s still loaded and where it discharges.
“I hate every single one of you”
No exceptions?
Best-written post in weeks and my favourite (sic)–the Senator would be proud.
I am, save for that bit about drinking tea.
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If it makes you feel better, it will be served Irish style, with whiskey.
Soured mashed whiskey?
Fuk yeah.
does it contain pesticides?
Tough Shit
All that has to happen is for the 0 to make good on his promise to ban the sales of “Saturday Night Specials”, which is a racist code phrase used to describe the types of firearms used by Ghetto Thugs to kill off each other in turf disputes. Then, SWHC can resume the stairway to the stars.
Do recall, I recommended AG as “the best single silver stock extant.”
That said, EXK will be fine.
“Don’t get mad…. Add!”
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fully loaded position (no SWHC) and waiting
another gem of a post. saved in my, fly’s read only when it’s a shitty day, file. you deserve your mutton & bordeaux as you bear the weight of the markets honorably. proud to be a member of the PPT & 12631.
I would suggest a Chicago style hot dog and if made properly works well with a hot beer (pretend you are at Wrigley).
This comes direct from a Fulbright scholar of hot dogs at Hot Dog Univ. He is a PHD (Professor of Hot Dogs).
1. Start by placing your Hot Dog in the Bun.
2. Yellow Mustard – Squirt the mustard directly on the Dog from one end to the other.
3. Relish – Add a generous amount of bright green sweet relish.
4. Chopped Onions – Place onions on top of the Dog.
5. Two Tomato Wedges – Place tomatoes along the crevice between the top of the bun and the Hot Dog.
6. Pickle Spear or Slice – Place pickle in the crevice between the bottom of the bun and the Hot Dog.
7. Two Sport Peppers – Place 2 sport peppers on top of your Chicago Dog.
8. Celery Salt – Sprinkle a dash of celery salt over the Dog.
PLEASE make sure it is a Vienna Beef dog and a poppy seed bun THAT MUST be steamed.
You are welcome. Eat well.
This cat loves your style of a dog.
Holly Jolly Christmas everyone!
Fly was Pearl Harbored today…
I told you EXK was ‘ excrete ‘
-what part of that did you not understand? now go buy a silver gun…
oh man this is the funniest shit I read all day and a good note to end my shitty week on. Off to the brewery because no matter how bad it gets, no one deserves it warm beer.
I attended a gun show in the Tampa Bay area last weekend. What I observed was truly remarkable: barely any available standing room, rows upon rows of people waiting to purchase firearms at barely-discounted prices, and an average of one case of ammunition (1000 rounds) moving with each gun purchase. Fly’s thesis is sound with SWHC. They make fantastic firearms, though the Austrians and Brazilians are posing some fair competition.
Those Wife Shooters sure do sell.
Mmmm. A warm refreshing Coors Lite.
I hate investing in this climate. I could use a bit of normalcy.
War is the answer to crushing losses.
I thought you were the Jasper Johns of trading? Maybe cutting off part of your ear will hel[p to bring da focus back. Hows about a short vacation to Tahrir Square to put things in perspective?
“What can you say about the fly that has not already been said about Afghanistan …. Bombed out and depleted”
DC
What is wrong with VHC..I just got 36 calls yesterday (4 hour)
http://i1325.photobucket.com/albums/u624/bozeman59/200ma/vhc4hour.png
“The fuckhead Fly” is going to eat a hotdog and swig down a hot beer
“my enemies are laughing at me”.
Funny shit!
A Call To Arms-Buy SWHC
http://greedypicks.com/a-call-to-arms-buy-smith-wesson/
Can’t hang your hip hop is lacking
Can’t hang your investment tips are lacking.
no one’s here for the hip hop