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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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The Bear Market Will Resume Shortly

We had a nice respite, courtesy of the Turkey Gods. But now it’s time to sit back and enjoy watching an illiterate America get pushed over “the fiscal cliff.” Dicks will be removed and accounts destroyed. Satan Claus is coming and there is nothing you or your stupid friends can do about it.

Pagan X-mas shopping is underway, so losses will be muted. But rest assured, as soon as 2013 arrives the market is going to be in catastrophe mode, leaving the lot of you– conversing about the markets on homosexual social networking sites– in a state of catatonic stupidity.

I will be selling this week.

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11 comments

  1. Reali_Quercus

    selling out of $VHC included?

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  2. zzzdoc

    Coal stocks have been reduced in value at least 20% since O’s election. Do you see a recovery of these or they will get further destroyed in the name in the clean, govt subsidized alternatives?

    zzz

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  3. obama for prez

    2220 easily on spx…no more downside for the tea partier the real fly..sorry

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  4. Baron the Barbar, Saint Clause, Herzog upon Wynnsor

    Fly.

    Is Satan Clause an IP phrase?

    If not, it would add spice to BRA’s title.

    Thanks, Chief.

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  5. Frog

    Holiday spending for the 4 day weekend up 12.8% from 2011, FWIW. Of course, fiscal cliff news or Europe news could possibly de-rail the rally anyway. Who knows?http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/holiday-shopping-season-off-record-start-17807571

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  6. FSU Investor

    Are you getting out of WNR?

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  7. Bravo

    Fly, serious inquiry re PM’S: where goes silver into this abyss???

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  8. Grey Poopon

    wow that last line made me laugh pretty hard

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  9. Cascadian

    At some point the $US gets devalued and de-nutted. I’d hate to be in cash when that happens.

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