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The Bear Will Roar

I’m actually constructive on JCP, despite the disaster. I did some ‘field work’ last time I was at the mall and the manager I spoke to explained the strategy. He said the elimination of coupons has resulted in sales to taper off because old fuckers in wheeled chairs no longer impulse shop. But, the elimination of the coupons were vital to get rid of the fucking lone ass lines, plaguing the stores. Secondly, they are replacing all of the computers/cash registers with iPads to ring up customers in the “Apple way.” Lastly, he is renting out square footage, like Macy’s, to the likes of Sephora, Levis and others. Now it’s going to take time for these changes to take place and EVERYTHING is being marked down. If you’re looking for deals, go to JCP because everything is marked down by 50%, as JCP draws down its inventory. In the future, they will no longer carry vast amounts of inventory and are in the process of eliminating multiple underperforming brands.

Fade Cramer. Keep an eye on JCP.

We are now in a bear market, led by the homosexuals at GRPN. Whoever brought them public, specifically, should be imprisoned.

Unless we wash out 500 points, I am not interested in putting my money to work. I am quite content being half cash, long VHC, EXK, SWHC and a few other small positions.

In summary, as promised, “The Fly” has risen from the dead (extra zombie), just like Jesus, and is now devouring the brains of others, clad in the finest dinner jacket you’ve ever had the honour of witnessing.

NOTE: Yelp is getting into the buy zone and is of great interest to me, following the PCLN for KYAK deal.

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17 comments

  1. acehood

    will Sir Fly ever buy VXX again?

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    • The Fly

      that series of words is prohibited in these halls.

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    • republicat

      The $VIX is just sitting there.

      If the VIX was spiking above 20, it would be a good sign. If it was at 25 the dip could be bought.

      The lower the VIX the longer this market will languish.

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  2. Merlin

    Attention shoppers, Thanksgiving has been cancelled.

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    • Lisa

      WOO HOO! Let’s make it a holiday! and celebrate by slaughtering some other animal..

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      • Lisa

        I heard there’s an overpopulation of ducks and geese, also beaver, in some areas. Here, we have too many Turkey vultures, but I could never eat one of those..

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  3. Full Retard

    Pfizer lost its Viagra patent. Get ready for some cheap Teva boner pills.

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    • Genghis Khan

      VHC shareholders will be buying the premium product from PFE, not the cheap imitation.

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    • KCTrader

      I wouldn’t want to buy generic for my woody. Would you? Who wants to take the risk of generic when the opportunity and the moment arises. Go best of breed and stay with the V is how all men should think who need the product.

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  4. TraderCaddy

    The last time I was at a JC Penny was when I bought a plaid Towncraft sport jacket to go to a Bar Mitzvah where they played the Dave Clark 5 and The Animals music while the adults smoked and talked about how LBJ was better than Barry Goldwater (no politics).
    But then again, I haven’t been to a mall since then.

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  5. OG

    Fly will win on VHC alone. Wow.

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  6. joe

    i’d love your thoughts on a china bull market in 2013

    thats a main thesis of mine

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    • Lisa

      I’m not the man, but my guess is that it’ll be more like a stampede of bulls running through Chinatown’s crap-infested ethnic district in, like, NYC, at the peak of traffic and shopping highs. After the dust clears, you may find the stampede heading for Rio or some other of the degenerate Asian marketplaces.

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    • UnderValuedAssets

      Then buy EPHCX. I own a lot of it and it’s been good to me. The manger books gains and reinvest those into more shares, so even though the price has not moved much it’s still been a good performer for me over the last 3-4 years.

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  7. KCTrader

    You want to buy both PCLN and KYAK when they Priceline announced the buyout for them?

    I can see an arbitrage with KYAK but PCLN should sell off unless you think/know someone is dumb enough, with respect to the recession of the economy, to get it a bidding war and win ala HPQ and Plam.

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  8. darkslicer

    FLY WHY DONT U BUY SOME AAPL CAUSE THEY ARE SELLING MIRROR IPADS NOW!

    http://news.yahoo.com/video/ipad-sold-texas-gas-station-193000866.html

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