We Are Going to Squeeze You

Judge Davis ruled that AAPL and VHC must meet by 12/14 to mediate a settlement. This will include royalties and such, paving the way for a path of extreme winship, for myself and others of my ilk– into X-mas. Now with this looming over the heads of the shorts, the fate of their pathetic lives are in the hands of a judge who has ruled in VHC’s favour, not once–but twice! I surmise it’s going to be a very bloody Thanksgiving and Christmas for them.

The streets of Wall will be strewn with their large intestines, blood staining the limestone buildings because some find it to be decorative.

This is not “Fly being Fly.” This is going to happen, small people from the interwebs.

Aside from that, the market is in trouble of vomiting up a few percent, thanks to AAPL. It must hold these levels, else all is lost.

Nevertheless, being that I find myself merrily long just EXK, VHC and a few old men stocks (55% cash), I started a new position in SWHC–despite the run up. Both RGR and SWHC will continue to make new highs, as the south secedes from the Union. We are no longer able to hold this stupid country together. It’s best that we get it on already and divorce one another, for the sake of all that is good and sanctimonious.

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26 Responses to We Are Going to Squeeze You

BottleRocket says:

The people in the south need guns because they are too fat to run after people. Let them secede, those are the most boring states in the union anyways. How many tourists visit Missouri a year?

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Fly Leech says:

People are also fat in the north, east, and west. This is one fat fuck country. Being a fat fuck is all the rage.

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Lisa says:

This market is so inflated by obesity that it could take months to correct itself. A faster leaner meaner market on the rise, sponsored by a new breed of finance indicators — bulls and bears will be ruled by a hybrid.

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BottleRocket says:

It’s called “suffering” from obesity. These poor people. Minding their own business walking down the street when all of a sudden a big mac attacks their faces. What can they do but bite back?

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buylo says:

where is da Trumpf when we need him? I thought he was gonna start the Revolution? He’s was probably in NY thinkin WTF and decided to be gone to Trumpf Tower in Honolulu. Can any Republican blame him?

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Gappingandyapping says:

The south will soon rise again as Woodshedder and I stockpile massive amounts of moonshine and artillery that will later be unleashed on the infidels.

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Heaterman says:

Buy F on dips. They will be on an even keel in Euroland within 2 years. That is, unless the entire damn continent implodes.

500MM in cost savings from shutting down a few plants there to get back to demand driven levels of supply/inventory.

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