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iBankCoin Calls the Election For OBAMA–FOUR MORE PEAS

Ok, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania went to Obama and 0hio is strongly leaning for Obama. Let’s call a spade a spade here (no coincidental racism), Obama cut Romney’s dick off. It’s over, Johnny. Over.

Now all of you amendment lovers need to shut the fuck up and accept the fact that America has changed, forever.  Gone are the days when America was distinguished. We’re a welfare state, a perfect dichotomy of haves and have nots. Communism, gentlemen, will embrace your purse (EXTRA! red scare).

How do I feel about “Four More Peas?”

I feel just fine. Life is still good, perhaps not so much for the coal man inside of me. But I will prosper no matter what, even if Pee Wee Herman was elected this evening.

Put it behind you and embrace the cocaine rally to come, courtesy of The Bearded Clam. Under Obama, we will continue to spend like whore and the market will likely surge, setting up for a spectacular collapse.

The republican party is more than dead, but zombified. They couldn’t even beat an illegal alien/demon in the midst of financial comedic calamity.

Four more peas.

In honour of the Obama win, I present you with the future of his home city, CHIEF KEEF. Enjoy.

 

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253 comments

  1. MX2101

    Looks like less than half the votes in Miami Dade County are counted.
    Depending on who is outstanding, and provisional votes, that may be significant.

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  2. Randomness

    Republicans will, now, also lose the house at next midterms.

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  3. Bam Bam

    Covered my Romney short. I take great joy and pride selling Romney to the morons who bought into the debate bounce.

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  4. V

    So happy i called this.

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  5. StocksRider

    I would rather be told to eat peas than have my women be told what to do with their urethra or me be told who my God is. Economy would have done what it would have done no matter who wins the election. It all boils down to the social issues and who is in Supreme court. No matter how center right this country is, no one wants a neo conservative, tea bagging supreme court. And so I am glad you made the call in O’s favor, Mr. Fly.

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    • The Fly

      Me too.

      I am so happy to eat peas and pay for abortions.

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      • KC Scott

        Women’s health issues are THE reason the GOP lost tonight.

        Major platform change needed on that issue if our party has any hope of turning shit around in 2/4 years

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        • Frog

          Women being more than half of the population, it’s amazing that the Repubs thought they could just write them off like that.

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    • Raise Taxes, Raise Spending
      Raise Taxes, Raise Spending

      “with their urethras”?

      They can do what they like with their urethras.

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  6. Mr.Partridge

    Gold is on the way to all time high
    Futures falling hard

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  7. Bullish

    I say we rally to late 2015, then we crash and burn.

    I’ll take it.

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    • republicat

      I don’t see how we bust past 1500 with GDP of 2%.

      The past 4 years may have been a terrific bull run coming to an end.

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      • Weirdo Jay

        Very little correlation between GDP and stock prices. Interest rates will go up and stocks will go up.

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  8. The Fly

    Enjoy another 4 years under Stalin. It will get even more interesting this time around.

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    • Bam Bam

      Dow 20000 by the next presidential election. Bookmark this page.

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    • 'merica

      Who do we go to war with this term???

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      • BottleRocket

        Iran and soon

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      • Marx

        Israel. Obama joins Iran and Russia.

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      • Heaterman

        China within 18 months. The spat they are having with Japan over those islands will blow up and we are bound by treaty to fight with Japan. New regime coming into power in China is old school nationalist.

        You heard it here first.

        Also recall when that situation comes to an uncircumcised head that you heard the stupid remark about the Navy/bayonets and horses or whatever the 0 said during the debate. It will come back to haunt him.

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  9. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    The “Great Experiment”, the phrase coined by the founding fathers to describe how they set up the US, has officially failed.

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  10. Randomness

    Along with losing the house next midterms the supreme court will also be lost as Bam appoints on any retirement.

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    • joe

      this is HUGE..excellent point

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      • 'merica

        Good, then there will be no roadblocks, no bullshit excuses and no one else to blame for the economic destruction of this country.

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        • Highsurf

          There is a sad, deep truth there, ‘merica. I like so many was hoping for a gradual way out, but now we know: catastrophe before salvation.

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  11. riggedgame

    Where is the VKing when he is needed (to bitch-slap!)

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  12. noodleboy

    It was just a bet whether he would run two terms or not in my opinion. simple grade 4 math said higher than 70% for 0bama.

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  13. Recount

    Florida going to go Romney it looks like.
    Romney will have to crush remaining undecided states which is unlikely but let’s wait until all the cards are out until we call a spade a spade.

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  14. joe

    there’s no reason for obama to compromise now on fiscal cliffs..he walks into the room in a position of strength

    i may get my flash crash after all

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  15. TMoe

    WI call for O may be premature

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  16. BottleRocket

    Fuck crashing later. We crash now and bring this market back to where it belongs. We’ve been rallying for a year on bad news. The party is over. It’s time to make money on the short side.

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  17. Lisa

    Oh, right……, now you’re posting crap rap????

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  18. Mr.Partridge

    Real blood bath tomorrow to celebrate… ready and waiting.

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  19. Trading_Nymph

    I won’t need no Fucking Note to post here. GOOD.

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  20. No One

    Bronco will be serving you pee R Kelly style

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  21. Honolulu Trader

    Obama win =

    winner winner chicken dinner

    http://finance.yahoo.com/q/pr?s=YUM+Profile

    $YUM = $150 fucking Robin Hood will have us all eating KFC

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  22. Mr.Partridge

    it’s late on election night, do you know where your hedges are? lol

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  23. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Tonight i lose, but America wins.

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  24. DJMarcus

    Sad.

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  25. The Fly

    ATTENTION iBANKCOINers

    AFTER TONIGHT, POLITICS WILL BE STRICTLY PROHIBITED ON THE SITE. ANYONE WHO TALKS ABOUT IT WILL BE BANNED.

    thx

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  26. leon

    Is it really that bad if Obama wins? I mean I’ve gotten more rich during his term in office. I don’t really care much either way except I don’t want more taxes. And will Mitt really create more jobs or just allow more to go overseas? We may never know.

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  27. Mr.Partridge

    is it true the big O plans to tax the hell out of traders (increase capital gains and divident tax)… I don’t live in the States, just read it on the Internet

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    • The Fly

      where do you live?

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      • Mr.Partridge

        Canada, I thought you know Dr. 🙂

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        • Mr.Partridge

          Oh and I lived in 6 countries before that, every time they would elect Government I didn’t like I would move out lol…

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    • The Eye-Talian Stallion
      The Eye-Talian Stallion

      Actually, the Bush tax cuts will expire so 0bama doesn’t have to lift a finger. Cap gains go from 15 to 22%. Seriously, Lucas sold to Disney at the right time.

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      • The Eye-Talian Stallion
        The Eye-Talian Stallion

        Pardon me, Cap gains go to 28%.

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        • Trading_Nymph

          Which all goes to my sweet stronger dollar thesis..

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          • The Eye-Talian Stallion
            The Eye-Talian Stallion

            I don’t think Geitner and Ben want a strong dollar, not that they have a choice. On the other hand day traders will have to go find another vocation, perhaps dice or cards.

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          • Trading_Nymph

            Geitner is leaving and Ben is gone in 2014

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          • Mr.Partridge

            US peso is dead …. Prersident told me

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  28. JTU

    Isn’t this still too close to call?

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  29. Weirdo Jay

    269-269 tie and Romney-Biden ticket still in play if Romney loses Ohio.

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  30. MX2101

    Rocky Mountain high?

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  31. illmighty

    On to real news…

    VRNG beat GOOG

    AAAAND

    VHC beat AAPL

    Oh yeah and CNBC can eat a bag of flaming dicks!!

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  32. Ultramarine1

    Even with Florida I don’t see Romney winning, with California following up with the crushing blow.

    What a shame. I look forward now to four more years of racial division, socialism, incompetence, and an increased debt burden on everyone. Oh, and probably a new war, too (guess what Israel is going to do now).

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    • 'merica

      More division in general. That’s what you get when your president creates the illusion of “the big bad rich people” or the “racist white cop” or the “woman haters” and on and on… Truly an inspiration, positive thinking leader.

      Revenge against the boogeyman tonight!

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      • Frog

        No illusion. Those things exist. Of course not all rich people are bad, but the TBTF bankers certainly are. They darn near bankrupted the entire world in 2008.

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        • Heaterman

          The entire world IS bankrupt. The deck chairs are still being shuffled enough to keep things from tipping over. Eventually though, the whole ship will sink while the central bankers are still moving the chairs. It’s just a matter of time.

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  33. JTU

    Wow! OH, VA an NC are so close, they’re not sure bets yet!

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  34. Marc S Ism

    America how could you?

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  35. bill

    Fly,

    whats your target on VHC now after the trial.
    On a different note do we prepare to buy gold.

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  36. flicker

    Time to suck it up and forget about these politicians. Let’s get down to making some money even though it may be worthless in a few years.

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  37. I Like Ribs

    Fuck youse I LIKE RIBS!! Hey Fake Amish. Suck the big Obama Dick!

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  38. fake amish

    This is not over. Yet.

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  39. I Like Ribs

    True
    Yet when it is you will,now down and if it is me so will I Agreud?

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  40. I Like Ribs

    Futures down hard and what will you buy punks?

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  41. I Like Ribs

    Vix? Nobody here got the balls fuckin word

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  42. Sports fan

    WTF!! The redskins lost!

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  43. traderconfessions

    No fuckin surprise. Romney veered right and got bitch-slapped by voters. Keep following those Tea Party idiots off the cliff. Guess God took the day off for Republicans. I’ll take Obama any day over the bible-thumpers.

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    • I Like Ribs

      Right on

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    • mad_scientist

      Romney’s camp didn’t attack Obama like they could have. They took the PC route.

      They played for the moderates and independents the entire campaign, what the hell are you talking about turning to the right?

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      • traderconfessions

        mass gov romney would have one… can’t win Republican nomination w/o bending over to right wing. All that PBS, Planned Parenthood, etc right wing bullshit.

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    • TeahouseOnTheTracks

      and the redneck racists …

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  44. Frog

    The ideology a politician claims to hold is less important than how corrupt he is. Most people vote for an ideology, and then most of the time, the candidate does not believe in or follow that ideology anyway.

    I voted for O partly because he is less corrupt than R. R is too corrupt for me– like Bush, except smart enough to do more damage.

    And my gosh, the TBTF banks were supporting R this time around. It’s amazing that anyone could think that someone supported by the TBTF banks would have balanced the budget, just because he lied & said he would. He would let those big banks rob us all blind.

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    • I Like Ribs

      Thank you

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    • mad_scientist

      Those banks supported Obama last time you disingenuous fiend

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      • Raise Taxes, Raise Spending
        Raise Taxes, Raise Spending

        “disingenuous fiend”

        Finally, debate with a top hat on.

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      • Frog

        I never said they didn’t. That was something I didn’t like about Obama last time. And he indeed did not balance the budget last time. He has a chance to this time, however.

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    • 'merica

      RIght, so you vote for the guy that Hugo Chavez, Putin, Castro and all the other dictators support. Real smart.

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      • I Like Ribs

        That is correct market up 100ercent ba bye

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      • Frog

        Only a Fox News watcher would think that Obama has something to do with Putin etc. Wake up. There is a real world out here.

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    • TeahouseOnTheTracks

      and create 12M jobs in four years!!!

      That feat has never been accomplished in the history of the nation! Even during the Industrial revolution … Guy will say anything to get some idiot to vote for him.

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      • Frog

        Right Wingers are very naive. They believe lies easily. After all, they watch Faux News. Have they ever said anything true?

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  45. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    It’s now obvious that recent immigrants from the mid-east and central america, govt workers, union members and welfare recipients are more than happy to have the white middle class pay their “fair share”.

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  46. 'merica

    Fox news is fucking garbage. Those assholes turned extreme and turned off a lot of would be supporters. I can’t even stand to watch them anymore. Granted, the deck was stacked… At this point, I wish for a fantasy land where the conservatives throw in the towel and let the elitist left have their way with everything just to see how poorly it turns out. Nobody to blame, since that was their only debating point – blame somebody or create a boogeyman to blame problems on.

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    • Frog

      Yes, please let the Left have their way with everything. It’s the only hope for our economy– to get it away from the crony capitalists & TBTF bankers.

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      • 'merica

        They are lying to you. Four years and crony capitalism is still strong. Corzine, 0bama’s pal stole 1.6 billion and gets a get out of jail free pass. That’s sixteen hundred thousand dollars, just in case you don’t understand the magnitude of that. Again, the “delusional” adjective suits you quite well.

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        • Frog

          I know Obama has his faults. But he is less crony capitalist than Romney who worked at Bain bankrupting American companies & sending jobs to China.

          All we had to choose from was the lesser of 2 evils, and so I did.

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        • tm

          I’m pretty sure it’s sixteen hundred million. God bless you for trying though!

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    • traderconfessions

      that elitist left bullshit is exactly what cost the Repubs the election. that’s the conservative boogeyman.
      look in the mirror dude. Maybe voters know more than you do. But dont fret, the country survived 8 years of Bush so we wil do the same with Obama. Get on board.

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      • 'merica

        I would “Get on board” if it wasn’t for the fact that Obama is such a negative, racist prick. He is in the most unique position in our countries history, as the first black president, yet he cannot get across a positive message!

        How about encouraging prosperity through hard work? Grow a spine and acknowledge the problems minorities face, not by blaming another class of people. You cannot simply take things from people, you need to earn them. Instill pride and responsibility. Challenge people to do better with their lives instead of telling them they are getting screwed by whomever.

        His attitude is complete horseshit. A loser’s attitude, and it’s all to stroke the little people to like him.

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        • Frog

          You have the Fox News version of Obama’s beliefs. Turn on another news station some time.

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          • 'merica

            “The cops acted stupidly”

            “If I had a son, he would look like trayvon”

            “Voting is the best revenge”

            Do these sound fabricated to you? Do they sound like they came from a positive leader?

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          • 'merica

            The jackass invited the cop to “sit down and have a beer” and had the gaul to sit there and stand by his word, regardless of the fact that Obama knew nothing of the situation besides what was reported on the media.

            Reinforcing racism against blacks by police based on word of mouth, AS THE PRESIDENT!

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          • 'merica

            My old man, a greater man than you and I will ever be, was a police officer. I’ve heard sooo many stories of people pulling the race card on him, and he let them off the hook, not because he was afraid of consequences, but because he’s a great man. That race card shit has to stop. Who better to try to bridge the gap than the first black president???? Wasted opportunity…

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          • mad_scientist

            stfu about foxnews already. fox news is the Frog invented boogieman. If Obama promised Putin he will have more flexibility to give Russia whatever it wants once he is reelected to a 2nd term, that’s fox news’ fault. If Obama preaches hate, thats fox news fault. Fuck fox news and your views!

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      • TeahouseOnTheTracks

        they can’t… they’re poor losers. Let’s see if Dickhead Bohner comes around willing to solve issues with compromise or if they think they can get away with doing nothin another two years till the next election bites them in the ass where it hurts.

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        • 'merica

          They are all a bunch of clowns, every one of them. The money and power attracts the worst human beings and the ones who truly want to make a difference never make it because they won’t play by the rules. I’ve only been around to pay attention to three elections, yet I’m already disgusted by all of this. But the hell if I’m just going to accept it for what it is.

          Hell, everybody loves Slick Willie regardless of his public affair. Bizzaro World.

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  47. Heaterman

    Pretty obvious now judging from the two counties in Ohio that are voting strongly for 0 just who is voting in our next president. I don’t want to say it’s a race or class thing but………

    It seems that our country has fundamentally changed. People/voters no longer care about personal pride in what they do or desire any sense of accomplishment in their lives. They only care about the next trinket from Apple, the latest video game, the next government check. I don’t know if a country can come back from the place we find ourselves in tonight.

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    • I Like Ribs

      Sorry ass losers making excuses. The market rules and obviously all you crying sacks o shit were on the wrong side of the trade..

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      • Heaterman

        Nay Ribs. Not a sorry loser. Just pointing out the genre’ of citizen and intellect of those who voted for 0. All the platitudes obama spouts are tripe. He is the most manipulative and divisive president I can recall. Pretty damn good at what he does too.

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        • I Like Ribs

          Guess you weren’t long

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          • Heaterman

            How could anyone be “long” on a country where the 47% just turned into 51 or 52%?

            If you are on this site I would assume you are a trader. No? How can you have a “long” feeling about what your tax rates are going to do in the next 4 years? You and I are going to have to pony up support for all those who care nothing about educating themselves enough to get a job. You and I will see the amount owed to the federal government increase by 40%, 50%, maybe more. Someone has to fund the life style of the not so rich and famous and it will those of us who still try to generate our own income by working diligently at whatever it is we do.

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        • I Like Ribs

          Suck it asshat. Get on line. STOCKS RIPPED LAST 3 Years. Guess you sorry ass missed it!

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        • Frog

          Watch something else besides Fox News & read something other than Drudge some time. The man just isn’t that way.

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  48. JTU

    Better dump your coal stocks in the morning everyone!

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  49. The Fly

    iBC called it first.

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  50. BottleRocket

    Now is it time to destroy the electoral college?

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  51. Mr.Partridge

    Futures going banana…

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  52. Sports fan

    Romney just got an onside kick in Ohio, Not done yet.

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  53. republicat

    COLORADO LEGALIZES POT!!!

    FOR EVERYONE!!!

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  54. lol

    Conclusive proof John Smith is not the savior. Baring a miracle, mormonism is dead!

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  55. I Like Ribs

    Fake Amish NOW YOU SUCK THE BIG BLACK DICK

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    • Frog

      I Like Ribs. Please try to be kinder. You don’t want to act like Jake Gint. Anyone can be wrong at times in life. We all have been.

      Perhaps, if treated with respect, some of these Right Wingers will cross the aisle & come vote Dem with us next time, once they see how well Obama does in the next 4 years with the economy.

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  56. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Fox is scrambling to call the election for Obama as it’s peers are ahead of them while Karl Rove tries to get them to hold on for 0hio … Hahaha

    What a bunch of ASSHATS!!!

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    • I Like Ribs

      Yea man !

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    • BottleRocket

      Karl Rove is responsible for all the evil that came out of the Bush era. Two wars that have killed so many innocent people both abroad and here in the U.S. Live long Karl because the flames of hell await once your cholesterol filled heart gives out.

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      • Weirdo Jay

        Last time I checked Obama expanded wars in the middle east, he had 4 years to go home rather than expand into pakistan Syria, Libya, etc

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  57. John

    This election is too ridiculous. Shit is rigged.

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    • I Like Ribs

      Yea right everything is rigged when you missed the train. Loser

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    • Frog

      Yeah, Obama must truly have a landslide vote if he comes out winning, with all the voter suppression & election fraud being done by Repubs. There are articles all over the web about it.

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      • John

        Lol, no, I mean it’s hilarious how close every state is, that’s all.

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      • Military

        Military didn’t get there absentee ballots, black panthers threw out the court appointed republicans in PA long enough for plenty of fraud to exist. Votes were suppressed but it wasnt the dems votes.

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        • Frog

          Not so. I could ciite tons of article documenting Repub voter suppression, which was absolutely ramapant, especially in swing states. But U wouldn’t read them, because they are not from Drudge Report, so I won’t bother.

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      • John

        And the popular vote is basically even too, very interesting.

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    • Paul Ryan the King of Felchery
      Paul Ryan the King of Felchery

      Sour grapes loser

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  58. The Fly

    To all my Obama readers

    Recognize the elegance of this post and understand that although I once predicted a ‘Romney landslide’, I quickly identified the trend, in real time, and came out victorious.

    Hence the term applies:
    “The Fly” wins all the time, even when he loses badly.

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    • Frog

      Good for you. And you are a true gentleman also, with a sense of humor about the elections, which is very unique. Almost no one has a sense of humor about the election. You are in a class all your own.

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    • TeahouseOnTheTracks

      another “I use to live on Staten Island” for the Fly … He will dump his coal man stocks in a NY minute and buy gold/silver, hospital/medical and solar …. Ha!

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  59. traderconfessions

    any doubt now that Karl Rove calls the shots at fair and balanced Fox?
    very funny.

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  60. I Like Ribs

    Hey FAKE AMISH. LUBE UP

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    • Frog

      Ribs, please try to be kinder. Have you never been wrong before? In time Fake Amish may see the error of his ways.

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      • I Like Ribs

        Ok agreed (had a monster day with AOL thanks for the slap..

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      • TeahouseOnTheTracks

        BS … Faker has it coming!

        Bottom line is the majority of chest pounders at iBC are really in the minority when it comes to popular opinion.

        I declare a Mandate for Obama … Time to spend some “Political Capital” at the House.

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        • John

          If there is anything this election proved its that there is no minority. 50/50 split.

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  61. I Like Ribs

    But do go back and read his puTAtive posts just sayin

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  62. lol

    Dang, I was really hoping for comedy purposes a 269-269 tie, several recounts and hilarity to ensue.

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  63. I Like Ribs

    Putative top hat here. Thank you all!

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  64. Heaterman

    Prediction.

    We will see a significant percentage of the economy move underground in the next decade.

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    • I Like Ribs

      Pray tell. What were your predictions for the market low these last 4 years?

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      • I Like Ribs

        Up 100 percent? Hmmm .. Me thinks not.

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        • Heaterman

          Silly boy. The market had no where to go but up. Remember 666?
          Did you think it could go down after hitting bottom? Crediting the rebound to 0 is something less than insane but rather more than ludicrously optimistic.

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    • illuminated1.

      I agree, markets will move underground, and traders will become the morlocks feeding on the innocent human surface dwellers… It seems almost… too perfect…

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  65. Friendly Timmy

    You call the election for Obama? LOL, your dumbass predicted Mittens would win just a few days ago. Your political picks are as good as your stock picks. Take away your terrible and lucky YELP trade, and you are sucking it up this year. If anything needs to change in this country, it’s the tax rates for LTCG and divies. Why should people who inherit investments pay so little taxes while twiddling their thumbs? Or sons of privilege with governors and CEO’s as fathers, kids with silver spoons in their mouths and anuses, why should these fucks be allowed silver chairs at PE firms and hedge funds and earn incoime as “carried interest” and pay such low rates??

    As a man who earns his living as an engineer (a real occupation) and not some scumbag stock broker huckster, I say a double fuck you and your dumbass crew.

    Ban away nancy boy!

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    • I Like Ribs

      Wait for it…..

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    • Alien

      Read the comments fly just made, idiot. He was the first during the actual election to project Obama to win Ohio and the election. Prior to the election he was Romney. The facts changed so he adapted quick enough to get the win.

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    • The Fly

      What is this a stock market website?

      Fuck off. This is Politics central, retard.

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    • mad_scientist

      This is total horseshit fueled by jealousy and lack of achievement in your own worthless life. Dividends should not be taxed because INCOME WAS TAXED, and with post-tax income, the person bought stocks. Move to Europe.

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  66. Alien

    Stuff the ballot box!! If you ain’t cheatin, you ain’t trying

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  67. HOLY CRAP !

    NEWSFLASH – ROMNEY AHEAD OF OBAMA IN OHIO…

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  68. Alien

    Double or triple recounts!

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  69. I Like Ribs

    Thanks for the living room Señor, going to pass out now watching some shitty Netflix movie. Gnight.

    I Like Ribs.

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  70. fr Simon Black

    In Fiscal Year 2011, the federal government collected $2.303 trillion in tax revenue. Interest on the debt that year totaled $454.4 billion, and mandatory spending totaled $2,025 billion. In sum, mandatory spending plus debt interest totaled $2.479 trillion… exceeding total revenue by $176.4 billion.

    For Fiscal Year 2012 which just ended 37 days ago, that shortfall increased 43% to $251.8 billion.

    In other words, they could cut the entirety of the Federal Government’s discretionary budget– no more military, SEC, FBI, EPA, TSA, DHS, IRS, etc.– and they would still be in the hole by a quarter of a trillion dollars.
    http://www.sovereignman.com/expat/i-apologize-for-what-youre-about-to-read-9397/

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  71. I Like Ribs

    And your point? Gold. Vix Aol? Give us the upshot. Oh ok we’re all fucked..

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  72. I Like Ribs

    BTW. Watching Ronin on Netflix. Kinda sucks

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    • The Fly

      Go watch BARRY LYNDON.

      thank me later.

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      • Hammer

        Unbelievable cinematography. Every shot is like a painting. On the other hand, Ryan O’Neal’s acting is weak and the character development is so-so at best. Still – a cinematic feast!

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  73. Frog

    Fellow Dems, please be kind to the Repubs. They have been watching Fox News & reading Drudge Report & Murdoch-owned Wall Street Journal lies, and listening to Clear Channel Radio.

    So they really believe Obama is a worse person than Romney & they are really scared. When they see him turn this economy around the next 4 years they will begin to see the light. Let’s have patience with them. Maybe they’ll vote on our side next time.

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  74. JTU

    Back to the politics of making some coin.
    GNRC
    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324894104578103334072599870.html

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  75. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Where is the loudmouth FakeAmish???

    Pussyboy can’t face the music when he gets his dick cut off?

    Add LOSER to IDIOT for that one … Here Kitty, Kitty … Here Kitty, Kitty … MEOW!

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  76. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Rove (FOX Editor) still trying to reconcile his own stupidity … LOL

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  77. The Fly

    Candy stores in CO will be able to sell legal weed to your children and teach them how to roll blunts.

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  78. I Like Ribs

    I don’t know why I thought RONIN was a good movie…

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  79. inandout

    0bama Victory Party at Putin’s

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  80. Frog

    Futures coming back up some now, although still red.

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    • TeahouseOnTheTracks

      Rally into next year now that the uncertainty is gone. If the House gets on board now regarding Fiscal Cliff, we fly to new highs ….

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      • BottleRocket

        Easy on the punch. The Republican party suffered a major defeat tonight. No way will they bend over and take it with the Fiscal Cliff negotiations.

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  81. Blitzed

    OK, No one here is more political than I am. This sucks for me.

    Now, how can I profit from it. I thought about selling my Jake Gint Miner stocks before the election but I held on. It looks like gold is up now so my miner stocks should do well in the morning. How do we play the election result?

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    • fake amish

      Good question. Real good question.

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    • The Fly

      Long miners should work.

      Think QE forever.

      Avoid banks and sadly coal.

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      • Highsurf

        If O kills off coal in the next couple years, that’s a significant portion of US energy consumption. What happens to the price of oil? Crack spreads? What I mean is, can we bank coin from it?

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  82. joe

    I have high hopes for America. We no longer all pray to primitive/backward thinking/ bronze age cocksucker who have been pimping Jesus for decades/
    Fuck you (I mean all f you who wanted this histrionic cocsucker-romney!

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  83. joe

    fall prey

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  84. illuminated1.

    First McCain, then Romney… It’s like the Repubs don’t even want to win… seriously… I don’t think they do…

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    • RaginCajun

      I agree with this statement

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    • Po Pimp

      Exactly. Willard couldn’t even win his party’s nomination last time around but all of a sudden they thought he was going to take it all? Give me a break. Romney = Bob Dole. Scratch that, Dole had more integrity in his left nut than Willard has in his entire body.

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    • Raise Taxes, Raise Spending
      Raise Taxes, Raise Spending

      Considering the chaos of the Republican primaries and their weird convention I thought he did pretty good.

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  85. Patrick

    Asia is the future. The west is finished. Sorry for those with children. It will be difficult for them.

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  86. riggedgame

    Ole Mittens shuda shown us his tax returns back to 1998.

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  87. JimH

    Well, looks to me like Republicans choosing to run a private equity/shark-banker/Wall Street butt-boy was something close to insane… at least in the aftermath of 2008.
    The demographic/geopolitical/econmic landscape is changing before our eyes; at least for those who have the honesty and courage to abandon their ideological blinders/soothers to read the writing on the wall.
    Fly, we had something of a landslide tonight… so you were half-right.
    Truth is, this great country could do without all the blow-hard ideologues, and would benefit greatly from realistic, compromising, patriots!
    That i the biggest lesson learned tonight.
    All the best to all the best! Let’s get to work!

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  88. mad_scientist

    coal to 0.

    wnr to infinity

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  89. Po Pimp

    So how’s that whole Tea Party thing working out now? It appears most Americans recognize them for the crackpot loons that they are. Nice job sealing the deal for Obama.

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  90. Po Pimp

    Where’s that jackass that said Obama would only win five states? Talk about epic fail.

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    • riggedgame

      VKing or Eyetalian Stallion?

      Toss ’em both in the lard renderer along with Fat Lying Pigs Gingrich, Dick Morris, Rove, and Limbaugh.

      We’d become the world’s largest fossil fuel producer overnigh!

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  91. 2012=end of world as we know it
    2012=end of world as we know it

    The Mayans were right!

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  92. 2012=end of world as we know it
    2012=end of world as we know it

    RIP capitalism

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    • fake amish

      Nah. The country has changed but capitilism is not dead, yet. The EBT and student loan crowd demanded four more. How this turns out well? No clue but the underclass gave a huge fuck you to the peeps with money.

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  93. Ha

    Now that organized crime involving corrupt politicians has shifted into identity fraud and computer hacking, marijuana is legalized again in a few states.
    Combo of gay marriage and weed smoking bills helped voter turnout in some key swing states as gays and potheads are democrats mostly.

    Regardless, Impressive that Obama could win as bad as economy is, but then again he was carefully campaigning to displace the blame from day 1 starting with bush then transforming to being the rich’s fault. It worked.

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    • TeahouseOnTheTracks

      This statement proves that you guys still don’t get it …. Ugh!!!

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      • Frog

        Of course they don’t. But one day they may stop watching Fox News & stop reading Drudge Report & the Murdoch-owned Wall Street Journal & stop listening to Clear Chanel radio. Then they will begin to come in contact with the real world.

        Let’s be patient with them. If you believed that stuff you would be very upset too.

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        • Derrr

          Did it ever occur that republicans do a lot more research than just watching fox news? Course not. You believe the media spin that we are all hillbillies and racists.

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      • Ha

        Oh yeah, I forgot its all wall streets fault

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  94. Juice

    Mittens never stood a chance

    http://news.sky.com/story/1007522/barack-obama-will-win-say-peruvian-shamans

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  95. Jimbo

    VHC!!!!

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