I have learned through back channels, under confidence, that the next President has been elected this evening, setting up for the “mock election” this November. It was a close race and many of you will be disappointed; but it’s time to shut up now and get back to the business of banking coin.
Do not ask me who will be President, for I swore under allegiance to hold it a secret.
With regards to the debates, I feel it was a draw. I live tweeted it. For those who are interested, peruse my stream here. My bias says Ryan cut his dick off, due to his stoic look versus Biden’s retarded teeth. Nonetheless, Biden was good enough to make democrats feel all nice and cuddly about themselves again.
59 Responses to The Elections Have Ended; Get Back To Work
Ryan is a pussy. He needs to lift more weights. And deepen his voice with a little HGH.
I don’t expect a southerner, like yourself, to like the NORTHERN MASTERS who might be your new leaders.
Amen brother he needs a banjo on his knee and a cousin or sister in his lap, and Biden needs some gaps between those teath wifh some yellow on the… Arkansas style…. Where do you think 2 of every animal of Noah’s ark landed, inbredville Arkansas my home town!! Now get a fiddle and a cousin and lets get our inbred on!
Ryan should have brought up the benefits of Black Lung….and a good chaw of tobacco.
He really missed the boat here…or wagon..depending on how you saw this here shindig
$ANR to ??
ANR to $12
Biden pissed me off.
Ryan was informed but you couldn’t hear anything because Biden was closing ears yelling “blah blah blah” and interrupting and laughing with stupid silly grin.
With that being said, he’s going to get back at me for slipping Valium in his Pre election cocktail, but Jesus, I needed to try to chill him the fuck out from all that coke we did.
fact checking on the run … the media thanked Joe … LOL
In 2008 the Fly voted for Obama.
Is that how we got him?
The Fly should ban himself, at least for a day. Well, maybe not, McCain wouldn’t have been any better.
You ought to consider your nom du blog.
Fly must have the inside track that Soros owns the company that’s providing the electronic voting boxes for the election.
The men are watching football. That leaves women as the main audience, and the independant (undecided) women will decide the election.
So if two men walk into a room who will the women seek out? The loud-mouth braggart with bleached teeth of the soft-spoken nice guy?
Nobody can resist Biden … Mr Affable … Ryan’s a Leprechaun!
Geezus, Tea, you really are delusional!
I agree, Biden looked like a smug jackass at times but in the end he did what was necessary and won the debate. This may stop the bleeding temporarily for Obama until the next presidential debate. Ryan did a fair job but didn’t deliver any sucker punches.
My prediction for tomorrow is that Romney will slip a little in the polls, there will be some profit taking in ANR and gold and silver will be up!
Nah Ryan hit the line of the evening about how words don’t come very easily.
CNBC results 56-36 Ryan
CBS 51-38 Biden.
Really can’t say Biden won but he did a lot better than people gave him a chance for.
Yeah. Until Biden said “But I tell the TRUTH!”
yup… the Jackass bitch-slapped the Littlest Weasel most of the night.
gold&sliver not ready to breakout… the hi-yield bubble will enter phase 3…
Ryan about to talk, Biden shows full blown body tourrettes as he convulses, smiles, throws hands up! Laughing, smirking and doing Michael Jackson’s Thriller.
Ryan “when it comes to foreig. policy…”Liar, Liar pants on fire!” proceeds to laugh and dance.
Biden does porky pig impersonation starts to talk and interrupts self in this manner while avoiding question
“when it comes to foreign policy… Look if you have ever had a time ” we don’t, you don’t… We do think that there is a way to take out… Err… Put in money and things be rolling right… Uhhhh 47%!!! I win 47%!!! Romney is Satan and I am going to debate him instead of Ryan so Ryan can’t respond… Needed needed needed, let’s all have cocktails and be loudmouth assholes!
Ryan “they are trying to terrorize our children, the troops are giving their lives to a pussy who wants to make friend switch Putin, and Medicare equals death”
Biden laughs “fuck you, I’m rubber you’re glue, your opinion sucks because it does.l.l
Ryan” you have a tendency to not speak very well, Porky, speaking of pork, you have way too many stimulus helping out your buddy”
Biden “my friend here is the worst person ever, I hate him, friend here wants to kill Americans and go to war.”
It was very affective … got your attention too … we all understand what his body language was indicating and that’s what GOP supporters are left with to declare victory …. Biden’s body language? Hhahaha …
How can you say anyone won with the schoolyard nonsense of Biden talking over Ryan? You couldn’t hear anything but “liar liar pants of fire” and nervous laughter many times before anything was actually said. There was nothing but schoolyard bullshit. It’s a debate, not a fight to see who can be more obnoxious or drown the other person out. Biden didn’t lose, but he sure looked like a damn stuttering jackass fool to force a draw
If Biden wants to call out Ryan fine, but do it on your own time, and say something clever or meaningful in the meantime. Biden just avoided questions like a snake and was busy trying to throw out jabs that aphe forgot anyone watching thinks he lacks ability to answer… Ultimately neither one helped their cause. Ryan was a pussy, Biden was a drunken frat boy arguing at a bar trying to start a fight, and it was a waste of time watching it,
My prediction, as always gentlemen, is WAR.
My prediction: Pain
pain is synonymous with war; ergo, The Fly wins again.
It’s only painful of you get hit
Gets shot by the fly, in dying breath says “Fly indeud wins”
Iran holds the world’s 4th largest proven oil reserves. War is unavoidable, unfortunately.
What the fuck back to work, who needs to work anymore? I just bought fucking lobster claws and steaks on my EBT card bitches, your Obama votes be paying me straight cash to not do shit, so fuck you guys. Higher taxes and a fuck you for everyone…
the other 47% are waiting for you “jobs creators” to deploy your Bush Tax Cuts from the last 8 years on business investment and JOBS!!!
If nothing else all you’ve proven is that tax cuts don’t create jobs … the economic cycle takes precedent … so much for tax cuts!
Tax hikes don’t either…. Unstable tax policy destroys them though. Competition has to be high for affordable goods and services to meet demand. Change in wealth redistribution rate changes the composition of thise that have the demand, rendering competition too high to keep jobs in some areas to grow others. Same as tax cut. That’s why there’s no correlation 2013 budget assumes raising taxes will raise revenue… History shows it does not
Of course tax cuts created jobs, dufus, you just have to look at the surge of jobs that came soon after the Bush tax cuts were put in place. The unemployment rate started to increase only after Madam Defarge Pelosi and her gang got into Congress and started the inexorable spending spree. When Empty the Suit became POTUS and jammed through job killing Obama care, not to mention envirommental job killers, he ensured that we would grow at Europe’s rate with negative net job growth for the foreseeable future.
You, Tea, are a partisan maniac with very little economic sense, historic analysis or personal accountability. But your mania is amusing, at least.
Bidens Teeth Bhttp://www.politico.com/news/stories/1012/82313.html
CNN announces a poll showing Ryan over Biden 48-44 with the caveat of a 5% sampling error. That’s the first CNN poll I’ve seen with the error in the headline. All of those “Obama leads Ohio by 10 percent” headlines/stories never mention the 8% error.
5% margin of teeth whitening.
Biden was strong with old white crowd thanks to s brilliant use. Of the word “Malarkey”
I thought it was “friend”
Cut the malarkey
Fair & Balanced reporting ….
Obama wins and NAK to the moon !
Ryan = PWND bigtime !!!!!
^^^^ (Obamaphone recipient) ^^^
^^^ (Hell YEAH I gots me da finest Oblama Fone!!!) ^^^
Y’all have a problum wit dat? Come ee-ahh and tell it to my big choco-but, y’all paper-trading homiez!
On my new Duh-Bama fone i canz watch me mah fav-o-ritz programz, too…my seeestah Oprah and my Honey-Doo!
But I’m a 47% er cuzuh duh wall street gangz done me wrong and tookah all-uh me moneyz wit deir fancy dancy high speed tradin’ algoz….One of deez dayuz I’m ah gonna show uppa wit mah 44 and blowa hola in dat deir fibah optic linez and getta alluh me moneyz back, or mah name aint Robin Hood!
I think who ever the fuck wins I’m moving to Uruguay. It’s two hours ahead of NY… much better than CA or HI. I get to wake up, coffee by the sea plus pot and abortion are legal.
When you are on pot laced with PcP the aborted babies spirit haunts you and says “fuck you, why did you convince that bitch to abort”. Shit makes you crazy… Gotta make sure your weed isn’t tampered with otherwise babies from beyond the grave be talkin to you. All fetus like and shit
What a letdown. There is a reason these clowns are running for vp and it showed. Biden did a good job in turning the debate into a clusterfuck where there was no chance of a clear cut winner.
Not like it actually matters, but who would you rather as el presidente in the unfortunate event that romney/obama bit the dust? That’s a rhetorical question.
It really doesn’t matter. The debate didn’t matter, nothing matters because now it’s all about War, apparently.
Yup. Politics is the entertainment department of the military industrial complex.
Just trying to sum up ya’lls message..
Even CNN, leader of the liberal press, gave the debate to Ryan. Not sure which debate you guys were watching.
The one where Lyin’ Ryan got the shit slapped out of him by an old man.
Yes, thoughtful people often take the elderly drunk quite seriously.
Is this your experience too, Rigged?
Fly — pwease we-wease my comments fwom modawation.