I have learned through back channels, under confidence, that the next President has been elected this evening, setting up for the “mock election” this November. It was a close race and many of you will be disappointed; but it’s time to shut up now and get back to the business of banking coin.
Do not ask me who will be President, for I swore under allegiance to hold it a secret.
With regards to the debates, I feel it was a draw. I live tweeted it. For those who are interested, peruse my stream here. My bias says Ryan cut his dick off, due to his stoic look versus Biden’s retarded teeth. Nonetheless, Biden was good enough to make democrats feel all nice and cuddly about themselves again.