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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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It’s Time to Sleep in Your Bed

NFLX is making me sick. Once again, a former position of mine is gapping higher. Also, have a look at MDRX. I identified it to be cheap at $9. Just buy all gap downs, with blind fury (if there is such a thing). Have your broker issue shares and put them into your vaults. Providing you live inside of a housing tenement, take said certs and put them into a safety deposit box, in order to keep them safe from the burglars who venture into your apartments when you are at “work.”

FFIV is annoying me, only because it’s going down after I purchased it. Howsoever, as sure as I am sitting here, it shall rise again. The month of October is a sublime one for FFIV, as well as GPS, KMP and many others.

My point to you is this, very simply: make your bed, through the explicit purchase of a portfolio of stocks, and sleep in it by holding said stocks. Do not trouble yourselves with corrections or the specter, mind you, of losing money. Such thinking is tomfoolery. This is a one way street gentlemen. Should you find your goat-fucking asses going down the wrong way, you’re going to end up bankrupted and with tires running over your faces, sort of like this:

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12 comments

  1. OldDix

    Nflx gets an upgrade to $85 and FFIV gets a downgrade to Neutral. These analysts or rating companies drive me nuts at times.

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  2. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    Don’t worry, NFLX will come back to reality after everyone gets tired of Leave It to Beaver and Rockford Files and cancels ther sub.

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  3. The Fly

    Top pick: anr

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    • The Eye-Talian Stallion
      The Eye-Talian Stallion

      The higher Romney’s lead, the higher ANR will go. Right now he’s at +5%. The debate sealed the deal for millions of fence sitters.

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  4. The Fly

    FFIV bitches

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  5. Juice

    with all due respect, you should have said

    “Once again, a former position of mine is gapping THE FUCK higher.”

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  6. Sir Robert Hooke

    Can someone call on Captain Cement head and insist on a posting. Its been 12 days. I need my cement fix.

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    • The Fly

      He is busy making cement.

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      • left-wing-liberal-nut-job-commie aka the anti-jakegint
        left-wing-liberal-nut-job-commie aka the anti-jakegint

        i was under the impression that his head was already full up cemented

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    • ruggyup

      You asked for it. Long selected low cap biotechs having solid funding and life changing sciences like stem cell tech in late stage approval process. Avoid social media related issues that seek only to alter the configuration of circle jerk formations.

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  7. tm

    “The month of October is a sublime one for FFIV, as well as GPS, KMP and many others.”

    I believe that to be just an example of survivorship bias. No different than finding stocks that do well on the second Monday of a month.

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  8. L.K.W.

    after viewing the posted file, I can attest, you have learned from the worst.

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