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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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The Bullshit Market Continues

While we all sit here and wait for the “next housing boom”, the market is giving us fits. Only thanks to my supreme standing with the stock gods, I am enjoying a +1% day. Everyone else, for the most part, are losing their shirts.

I won’t take too much of your time, as I am sure you need to prepare supper. I understand people from housing tenements like to eat supper before sundown, to avoid getting shot in the streets, in search of potatoes and macaroni.

We have the Presidential debates tonight, so that should be fun. Be sure to follow me on Twitter: @The_Real_Fly, where I will make fun of both candidates, furthing embedding myself on the CIA’s “to kill” list.

I like boats, chicken and 3-D printers, OSG, PPC and DDD. In addition, I like APKT, SVU, KMB and ESRX. My top 3 positions by size are KMB, DDD and ESRX. As you can see, “The Fly” is a rather conservative gentleman, who never delves into intoxicants during work nights or disgraces himself for whores, unlike many of you. I tend to uphold traditional standards, living life as it was lived 10,000 years ago (no caveman). The stock market is nothing more than an avocation for me, as my true passion lies in building Orbital Space Cannons (OSC) and amassing fortune and power on a governmental scale.

Long term readers of the site understand that “Winship” is my middle name. I shall not be denied and time adheres to my caprices.

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40 comments

  1. DMG

    Ernest

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  2. The Fed

    I was down earlier this morning until VRNG ripped fuckin tits and rolled out the dick guillotine. A line around the block of short sellers were waiting their turn. Up 4% today. INDEUD

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  3. mrkcbill

    Guess I need to be long $RICK

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  4. The_Real_Hmmm

    “I like boats, chicken and 3-D printers.”

    That sentence made me laugh, never out loud (LNOL).

    The Law of Fly is conservative indeud. You should cheer on that blind man.

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  5. ecchymosis

    Chicken for supper.

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  6. Chicken Printer

    Fly – What is your PT on DDD? Can they print 3D chickens?

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    • Testicules

      yes they can and you can find them all spiced in the frozen section of wallmart

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  7. Donkey Arbitrageur
    Donkey Arbitrageur

    Always short a boring market – Ralph Waldo Waldo

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  8. vking

    Fly you can follow me tonight over at The V.Kingdom …where i’ll bitch about the liberal bias of Jim Leher and the fact that Mrs. Obama looks like a ugly makak…

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  9. bobbin4apples

    With Sprint taking it on the chin the last two days, I must say, it sure has made a comeback today. $5 is great support.

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  10. FARO

    hearing a good little company FARO getting iniated Overweight at Strphens now- can anyone confirm ?
    FARO

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  11. TheMarketAce

    Per Chess’ post, it appears that $IDTI is a nice technical setup at the moment. From a fundamental/business model perspective, do you believe this company has a lot of potential (relative to risk) in the near term?

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  12. noodle

    bears, watch out for last hour short covering tom fuckery, i do say.

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  13. TraderCaddy

    Already had a discussion with my wife about the debate.
    She wants to watch it and I want to watch baseball.
    Looks I will be in another room watching the games on my MLB app.
    Most people already have firmly decided who they will vote for and a debate (which term I use rather loseley) won’t matter. The spin has already been written.
    I already know who I am voting against (known for years) so lets play two (apologies to Ernie Banks).

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    • Mr. President

      How is the MLB app? And MLB.tv in general?

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      • TraderCaddy

        It’s great. Games for teams in your State (home and away) are blacked out but they have the audio.
        Well worth the small cost plus you can pull up archives and highlights.
        It’s especially nice during the season so I can watch it instead of Bloomberg or CNBC.
        Works on laptops, smartphones and most tablets (including quasi tablets like Kindle Fire).
        Right now I am watching Texas v. A’s and earlier was watching Phillies v Nationals.

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        • Mr. President

          Thank you, Mr. Caddy.

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          • heaterman

            Miguel Cabrerra for MVP and Triple Crown. Go Cabby!

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          • TraderCaddy

            I agree.
            Who do you have as AL Cy Young?
            This one is a little tougher.

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          • Heaterman

            As much as i am a fan of his I’ll say Verlander was not himself this year. So not him. The guy does not know the meaning of the quit though with almost 240 innings pitched.

            As to who the CY belongs to this year my gut says Weaver. I just like the way the guy pitches. Smart. Nearly always.

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          • TraderCaddy

            I would say David Price.
            20 wins, over 200 strikeouts, lowest ERA plus he could have easily had another 3 or 4 wins if the Rays scored more than 1 or 2 runs in those games.

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        • L.K.W.

          I decided to go to a bar rather than cower in the living quarter’s fallout-shelter, having to risk catching a key quip just going to through the great room to grab a beer, or whatever. Of course I had to choose outdoor dining because teevees and restaurants are an institute you can’t disparage.

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          • L.K.W.

            Luckily, it feels like a balmy summer evening out here on the patio!

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  14. Mr. President

    Mr. Le Fly,

    Will you please comment on the important matter of whether or not you’ll be live-tweeting tonight’s debate?

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  15. DaveyNC

    Looked at DDD, went with SSYS, up 6%+ today in my little bullshit thinkorswim account.

    Learning from Space Alien Magicians greatly accelerates one’s advancements.

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  16. Sloop

    I was up 3K and sold it all at a loss of a grand. I got fucked today. but I’m cash again and feel good about it

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  17. Mayeb

    Svu is getting killed do you think it will turn around soon?

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  18. Sloop

    Can someone help out a guy who knows shit about tweeting where do I go and what the hell do I do?

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  19. moolahheaven

    Anyone notice how the media just glosses over the Saudi increase in oil production on the eve of elections? They are just ‘mystified’ as to why, despite all the tension in the mideast, oil prices are somehow dropping anyway #Obama’sbuddies

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  20. It Is Showtime

    This doesnt concern you? SVU seems like a tossup

    5 Reasons Supervalu is a Value Trap, not a Value Play
    http://beta.fool.com/jonathanyates13/2012/10/02/supervalu-value-trap-not-value-play/13233/?ticker=WMT&source=eogyholnk0000001

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  21. The Fly

    No more questions on SVU. I am long and will stay long.

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  22. Mr. President

    Came across this and couldn’t not share it. Mr. Le Fly, it appears your boy Mr. Rozay will be playing Precious in an upcoming sequel: http://www.killerhiphop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rick-ross-precious.jpeg

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  23. Sharice Hessler
    Sharice Hessler

    The Kindle Fire is a mini tablet computer version of Amazon.com’s Kindle e-book reader. Announced on September 28, 2011, the Kindle Fire has a color 7-inch multi-touch display with IPS technology and runs a forked version of Google’s Android operating system. The device—which includes access to the Amazon Appstore, streaming movies and TV shows, and Kindle’s e-books—was released to consumers in the United States on November 15, 2011. ^;”

    http://picturesofherpes.coBye

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  24. Gracia Bilsborough
    Gracia Bilsborough

    The Amazon Kindle is a series of e-book readers produced by Amazon.com. Amazon Kindle devices enable users to shop for, download, browse, and read e-books, newspapers, magazines, blogs, and other digital media via wireless networking. The hardware platform, developed by Amazon.com subsidiary Lab126, began as a single device and now comprises a range of devices – most using an E Ink electronic paper display capable of rendering 16 tones to simulate reading on paper while minimizing power consumption….,,

    http://www.picturesofherpes.coKindly visit our new internet page as well

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