iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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The Quality of Your Comments Have Denigrated Beyond Repair

I feel like “grave-yarding” you fuckers in the comments section. This used to be a place where dignity meant something. Back in the old days of Fly on Wall Street, I never had to ban anyone. People came to the site with something to say, funny or smart. I used to allow some of you to guest blog for me on the weekends, take over the site, as I was (still am) uninterested in conversing with anyone during non-market days. Times were good back then.

But these days, I come to my own site, my home, and feel like projectile vomiting onto my screen, reading the crap that you people spew. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, but know it isn’t your fault. One hundred percent of the blame lies in the laps of your parents. A great man once said “you are either afforded with parents who could teach you right from wrong, or you are smart enough to figure it out on your own.”

Since all of you are as dumb as a bag of tomatoes, animals fending, mind you, for scraps–pining for attention: the fault lies where it should. Your fucking parents.

I would share market ideas with you; but it seems to me, you are more interested in debating the merits of your presidential candidates. Perhaps I should just leave the blog alone for a few days, while you boys mash each other up OVER THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CONTROL OVER. Your votes mean nothing, they never did–jackass.

Pardon me for interrupting your moment of zen.

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35 comments

  1. Woodshedder

    FIG

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    • Donkey Arbitrageur
      Donkey Arbitrageur

      FIG-ettaboutit.

      My comment right there was really good. Timely, hilarious, and on-topic.

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  2. josh

    God hates figs

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  3. Barry Soetoro

    FOUR MORE YEARS!!!!

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  4. Half Blood Pope

    My trading has been so terrible the past two years I do not deserve to even post here.
    To be frank, I am not sure I am deserving of trading Pokemon cards right now.

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    • Frog

      Every trader effs up sometimes. If U learn from your mistakes, then U can do great in the future. Some people say there are no real mistakes– just learning experiences– some rather painful at times.

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  5. muckdog

    Romney/Ryan 2012

    And AAPL

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  6. charlie

    Honestly, I don’t see much of difference in comment quality on iBC between now and the run-up to the ’08 elections. Banning efforts must be redoubled! Also, VXX.

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  7. POO

    Mothra/Soros 2016

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  8. Stan and Greg

    LOL!!!

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  9. Mr. Partridge

    it’s a sad world outhere….

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  10. JTU

    Gold and silver futures are down this evening. I will be looking to add any of the following, SLV,SLW, EXK, AG, PAAS and SVM on any signs of weakness.

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  11. Alf-Fucker69

    Fly,

    instead of being an arrogant ass and expending energy, why dont you tell us about the market direction?

    Quarter is ending, stocks HAVE to melt up, otherwise I margin call Mrs. Fly’s recent purchases…

    eat a dick

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  12. Stan and Greg

    LOL!

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  13. mad_scientist

    Although my votes do not count, I vote for Stan and Greg to be banned for making idiotic comments (repeatedly).

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  14. Trading_Nymph

    I so dislike politics..all rather silly. Watch China, they go on that week long shut down holiday in the early part of Oct. BTW, dear Stock Gods, I am going to spend a month in Europe next year…can I please have eur/usd at 1.0000 for the month of Feb, thank you. Your Has to have 1.000 Nymph..lol, loved Fly’s English lesson Tweet..

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  15. moolahheaven

    Al Swearingen’s pimp hand says:
    Enough with the ‘47%’ horseshit; ask yourself this: 1) who’s
    the cocksucker that leaked that tape to the media? and 2) WHY was it
    such a big focus for media cocksuckers when Obama’s live Mic
    blunder to Russia’s dictators “I’ll have more flexibility AFTER elections”
    or his secret past or a million other gaffes he’s made (all ’57’ states,
    bowing to the Saudi king, backing the Muslim Brotherhood etc.) are all buried?
    Answers:
    1) The FUCKIN GRANDSON of Jimmy cocksucker Carter.
    2) Because the media is owned by the leftists and Saudis who back B Hussein Osama.

    Look at the fucking savages in this video:

    http://video.foxnews.com/v/1854369300001/anti-american-protests-in-pakistan-take-deadly-turn/?playlist_id=86857

    You want to support a cocksucker who would allow the animals in those videos a nuclear weapon?
    Look at that fucktard in the bathrobe! He’s actually beating a car with a stick! The same Obama who praises Islam
    and loves the ‘Muslim spring’ refuses to even give Israel the ‘green light’ to stop Iran themselves.
    This is the way a fuckin cocksucker governs. Cocksucker.

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  16. moolahheaven

    For once I disagree with the great Fly:

    “The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.”

    Votes DO count and we must protect the nation we were entrusted to keep. If not for ourselves, than at least for the kind of men who died on Normandy beach, on 9/11, and for our children who have not yet been guaranteed liberty.

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  17. texasradio

    The prices of PMs, treasuries, energy, and foreign currencies are all moving in the wrong direction for the inflationista fantasies to become relevant. Equities are lagging the trend, but for how long?

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  18. Sur Platonic Plateau Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.

    Exiting (silver bear) $DSLV at or about the open.

    Will sit tight as the market’s digest.

    Yeah. I’m tired of the imbeciles digesting yesterday’s vomit.

    I’ll try to post some ideas mid-week after more macro-data gives the central bank fuck the masses with inflation cactus-corn-poll-country-pussy style.

    Until then, tidy profits (no $DUST – that fucker).

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  19. Mike

    AAPL getting beat like a rented mule…those dicksuckers at Foxconn fucking up the works…brawling over scraps and unaccounted for inventory to be sure…Long aapl..

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  20. Cascadian

    Obama moving to the right, romney moving to the left. They are both each other and they both suck.

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    • moolahheaven

      Maybe so, but in words and speeches only – after election day they will both be themselves, and Obama will be a nightmare.

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  21. TheV.King

    LMLP Ha….Give me my tabbed blogger spot NOW!!!!

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  22. Jakegint

    When Fly repeatedly asserts “Your Votes do not count!”

    Merely read this:

    ” I am fucking SORRY for voting for Barry Sotero Obama, OKAY? Can we just DROP it now?? ‘Kay guys??”

    😉

    ___________

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    • L.K.W.

      A vote for Obama’s a fear of a Romney presidency. A vote for Romney is a fear of Obama. Not much more, not much less.

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  23. Odumbo

    JaketheGiant rules! Why did u vote for Barry Soeteri Fly? Obviously your vote did count and Barry won.

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