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Bring it, Fucked Faces

Do you realize how lucky you are, being a resident in the US or Canada? Can you imagine living in one of those muslim countries, where the people–by the millions– protest OVER A RANDOM CITIZEN VIDEO POSTED ON YOUTUBE, that depicted “The Prophet Muhammed” as a fucktard?

The people who are up in arms over a private citizens youtube video have the brains of dogs. It’s amazing, as well as shocking, that in the year of our lord 2012, there are so many people on this earth who uphold the lowest standards of barbarism.

This is why America has aircraft carriers and you fucktards have suicide bombers. There is a reason why our armies travel the globe with impunity, while you resort to blowing up resorts, maiming and killing babies and elderly people in wheeled chairs.

I’d like to believe the people who burn the American flag and blow up up shit, all because of a FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO, are in the minority. I’d like to believe that the silent majority are peace-loving fucktards, selling incense along the streets of Karachi. But it’s not true.

We shall send them even more youtube videos, disgracing their beloved Muhammed, all in the name of “Soldiers for Jesus.”

Truly, this fervor over organized religion is so juvenile and simplistic, it’s sad. When are you fucking idiots going to learn that you are nothing more than organic matter that will reduce to dust after you are dead? When your heart stops, you will not travel, in mystical manners, up into the sky to enjoy hedonistic pleasures. Instead, you will enjoy peace and finality.

You fucking imbeciles.

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60 comments

  1. Mr.Pink

    We live in a country of entitled pussies!

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    • BottleRocket

      Yes we do. If you picked 100 average Americans to fist fight 100 average citizens of another country, what other countries would we beat? The only thing we got going for us is obesity.

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      • bobbin4apples

        WHEN i CAME BACK FROM AND EXTENDED STINT IN CHINA i NOTICED 3 THING IN AMIRICA:
        1. CLEAR FRESH BREATHABLE AIR
        2. FAT PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
        3. DIVERSITY.

        2 OUT OF 3 AIN’T BAD

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      • The Fly

        Last I checked, we win the most gold medals.

        Not everyone in America are fat and lazy.

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        • BottleRocket

          Olympians belong to small subsection of American society. They are in no way an accurate representation of the genpop. I believe I said 100 average Americans. I’m talking about hand to hand my country against yours combat.

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          • Donkey Arbitrageur

            Correct. They accurately represent our Armed Forces. Best in the world.

            Hand to hand combat??? Pick up some rocks and go join the riots. I’ll be remote-controlling a predator drone overhead.

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          • SilentKz

            We would destroy any country in Europe, even the Germans. And I think many Asian countries would also feel the weight of a 300 pound American sitting on their 100 pound frame.

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          • The Fly

            Bottle Rocket

            Americans shit on your country. For every fat fuck at MCD is a Navy Seal ready to put two in your dome.

            No one matches American athleticism at the highest level.

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          • V

            America is back to back World War champs for a rightfully earned reason. If you think there isn’t a Ballistic Subs armed with nukes and Navy Seals on the edge of those coasts…think the fuck again.

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          • jimmy_two_times

            I thin the rest ofo the world underestimates the US citzenry. I heard one jack off comment that the Ademrican empire is crumbling. Afterall, look at how they are shooting each other in their own country. No being American, I retorted, until you attack them as a whole, then all theose guns will be turned on you. There’s a reason. Remeber the navy jack “Don’t tread on me”.

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      • Dave

        BottleRocket, that’s not true at all. We have some fat, lazy fuckers over here no doubt, but we also have some of the most athletic, competitive, all around tough MoFer’s out there.. We’d stomp the shit out of any other country I can think of. Your statement is dead wrong.

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      • BottleRocket

        LOL. Who is talking about guns, armed forces, or Division 1 athletes? I’m talking about random samples of the American Populace. We are overweight, lazy, and unfit as a people. As individuals, obviously, it’s going to vary.

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  2. acehood

    Fly we have drones. Video game warfare. The angry dogs have no chance.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      “Sit tight, or we’ll unleash on you a mass of lathargic teenagers commanding armed drones they think are just a game…”

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  3. Marc David

    These are not protesters. They are terrorists.

    An apology would be a reverse 1980’s mentality and a huge mistake.

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  4. donker

    WELL SAID LE FLY

    CAPITALISM FUCK YEAH

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  5. Tardio

    “We will sacrifice our life’s and our properties!”
    In that case, we will carry your wishes out as long as you all simultaneously kill yourselves in your own country… Then we will migrate into your country and leave you to be with your God or 40 ass fucking virgins.

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  6. tom

    Not that i don’t agree with everything you said- but i think you may have to remain anonymous for a little longer- make sure the bunker has provisions

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  7. Mr.Partridge

    Amen!

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  8. The_Real_Hmmm

    You just contradicted yourself in the last sentence. You cannot enjoy anything when you’re dead, because you are dead.

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  9. JTU

    Drop millions of toxic American flags wherever Muslims reside, with this message attached:
    “Burn this flag to discredit all infidels and to honor the prophet!” and just hope it works!

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  10. spurr1

    Truly, this fervor over organized religion is so juvenile and simplistic, it’s sad. When are you fucking idiots going to learn that you are nothing more than organic matter that will reduce to dust after you are dead? When your heart stops, you will not travel, in mystical manners, up into the sky to enjoy hedonistic pleasures. Instead, you will enjoy peace and finality.

    You fucking imbeciles.

    Sweet! I couldn’t agree more.

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  11. JTU

    I doubled down on my DDD today, it looks like it hopefully is bottoming out and I picked up some DECK for a bit of an upside gamble.

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  12. Raul3

    My hated lies not upon the heads of the people practicing their bullshit faith, but instead on the religious promoters and their ability to sway Man’s actions via organized religions and pep talks. The middle-east (and the fucking hood) needs more science classes.

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  13. KCTrader

    I love this sentence~

    “This is why America has aircraft carriers and you fucktards have suicide bombers.”

    Religious Tolerance….Practice it….Look at history during the Crusades and modern times and weird people fight over rocks in the Middle East. Pretty stupid.

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  14. MFalke

    It’s nice to know one can achieve fame and notoriety simply by spending a couple hours on a YouTube video insulting Islam. Expect a lot more of these videos shortly.

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  15. crazymoppo

    one time i saw a really really crappy video made by some guy in india. i thought this video was so terrible that i’m going to invade indian sovereign territory.

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  16. Yabollox

    Every religion is absurd, filled with various mythology one must believe in the name of “faith.” People kill and die over such foolishness. One can believe in God without being a part of religious foolishness.

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    • Heaterman

      Say what you want about the Bible but 5000 years ago this prophecy was made about who Muslims consider their ancestor through Abraham.

      “You are now pregnant
      and you will give birth to a son.
      You shall name him Ishmael,
      for the LORD has heard of your misery.
      He will be a wild donkey of a man;
      his hand will be against everyone
      and everyone’s hand against him,
      and he will live in hostility
      toward all his brothers.”

      Notice there is no time frame given for the termination of this prophecy.
      ………Call it hokey if you want…….

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  17. SteveTheNeighbor

    Just cancelled my tour of Pakistan and Syria.

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  18. 'merica

    Obama has bent over backwards apologizing to these scumbags his entire term. Look how far it has gotten him. how gutless, imagine if the ambassador was your son, dragged out and killed, all the while obama is apologizing to the rabid animals for an offensive youtube video? This is disgusting.

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    • SilentKz

      Really? So killing Bin Laden and exponentially increasing drone strikes in Pakistan to the point where they are publicly calling the US out is apologizing? The initial apology after the Libyan ambassodor was killed was bullshit, but lets not let hyperbole ruin a good argument.

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      • 'merica

        We recently spent 70 grand on an apology add in Pakistan, not to mention nearly 3 billion in aid this year. That’s beside the point – I’m not talking about this one instance. His attitude has been apologetic and sympathetic to these savage nations; it is a gigantic slap in the face to Americans, especially those serving and those who have had family members murdered and drug out on the street.

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    • moolahheaven

      ‘merica: Maybe it’s time the fukin media asks the question they’re afraid to due to political correctness: is Obama a Muslim or not and is this why he is so apologetic? There is a LOT of evidence he is.

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  19. BottleRocket

    We trade stocks in a world of complete hypocrisy. Bailouts of nations are encouraged and celebrated by those who respond with utter disdain to the bailout of an individual. Political beliefs are relaxed when chasing some bullshit company’s stock one point higher. Fuck Europe’s continual cycling of money that doesn’t exist and fuck the Republicans who are reelecting Obama by cheering on Ben (your future is fucked) Bernake. I’m still long TZA and VXX.

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  20. buylo

    we need to send the Mrs. (i.e. Romney) to Cairo and Karachi, so she can tell them to: Just stop it!

    Ok, give her a bull horn so she can shout it out!

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    • buylo

      Oh, and she can tell them also how lucky they are da Romney is not Potus because he would really, really tell these folks something (about which he would change his mind 2 hours later, of course)

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  21. Ezye

    For being one that has all the answers, you always seem to be pissed off much of the time. You can go ahead and think it’s over when it’s over, as opposed to there being personal accountability for how you lived your life. Irresponsible people are in for a rude awakening when they stand before God and give an account for how they lived their lives.

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    • Venter

      Not once has God told me that I will stand before him and account for how I lived my life. I haven’t seen him on TV telling me/us this either. As a matter of fact it appears he hasn’t made any public appearances in many thousands of years, conveniently when no cameras etc. were available.

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      • DMG

        Perhaps he has told you many times but because your heart is not open to His word, you have not heard.
        Ha ha – just kidding.

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  22. Donkey Arbitrageur
    Donkey Arbitrageur

    Want to know why the US is so really great?

    It’s the geography silly!

    Doesn’t make sense? In a world of zero international trade, we do ok. In a world of complete all-out war, we do ok. In a world of 100% world trade integration, we win.

    The actual land and location of this country provide advantages that other, shittier pieces of land in worse locations simply cannot match.

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    • jimmy_two_times

      +1000, very few people realize that

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    • Vincent

      Europe had the superior geography, see Columbus and Cortez first contact. What we have now, we created from blood and sweat.

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    • bott

      unfortunately Donkey– we are destroying our selves from within–the extremism on both sides and particularly fomented by the current admin and his allies in the Senate–oh and the entitlement progs arent helping things either

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  23. the Bull

    Let’s start an Anti Mohammed Film Festival, all kinds of films depicting him in the most compromising positions. Then serve pork soda ,pork rinds and gummi pigs at the refreshment stand. They’ll be so apoplectic everyone of them will self combust! Problem solved.

    Fucking barbarians.

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  24. The Plumbers Crack
    The Plumbers Crack

    Excellent post.
    btw, FIG!

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  25. Odumbo

    The 10 minute film excuse is just a cover for the Odumbo disaster of foreign policy! The ambassador and the seals blood are on your hand you liberal fucks!

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  26. L.K.W.

    Yes, Americans are much more civilized. They repress and stuff their anger and hate of others who hate their Christ, till it explodes in someone’s face. They are of the same race.

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  27. L.K.W.

    On the drive to work today, I was just considering publishing this new thought:

    Being called an American is either an epithet or an honor.

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    • L.K.W.

      ..on second thought, you can just plug in almost any patriotic or religious demarcation in place of “American”.

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  28. L.K.W.

    ..and another thought: who decides???

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  29. (too late to) Raise taxes, Raise spending
    (too late to) Raise taxes, Raise spending

    These are gov’t sponsored “demonstrations” fueled by repeated showings of that video translated into arabic with the implication that the US gov’t is behind it. There are a lot of stupid people who get sucked in by corrupt media. In the US they are called “republicans”.

    Today 15 thousand Libyans marched to the gates of the Muslim organization accused of murdering the US diplomats and demanded that it disband. It shows that there are many moderates in the Muslim community as well.

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  30. Dr. Clock

    “”…the people–by the millions– protest OVER A RANDOM CITIZEN VIDEO POSTED ON YOUTUBE, that depicted “The Prophet Muhammed” as a fucktard?…””

    I thought that video was a comedy….still do.

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  31. widespread panik

    Well Said Fly. Seriously if you haven’t at least seen the “highlight” video of the video you MUST. It is a complete joke. The fact that these muslim freaks are ready to blow anything American up in their own cities because of our freedoms of speech is a total comedy of errors. They are clearly so devout they have no rational thought left. I can see a huge war against these mindless retards in the not so distant future. Its almost like they are being programmed by Satan himself. -IQ in those parts.

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