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“The Fly” Wins Again

I just wanted to take this opportunity to remind all of you ball jugglers out there that Le Fly (properly known in France) has conquered you, yet again. I am Rome: you are Gaul. I am Japan: you are China. I am the North: you are the south.

Many months ago, these halls were peppered with donut hole makers who tried to besmirch my good name by questioning my winship and market hand. Several months later and many basis points to the upside and I am now enslaving your women and salting your lands.

See, it’s always a losers gambit to bet against me. Ultimately, “The Fly” wins because that’s what he was meant to do. While some of you enjoy a rather relaxed middle to upper class lifestyle, it is done without decorum or regard for the traditions that has made this country magnanimous. Therefore, said lifestyle is declared “null and void” by society.

I’m going long a certain “penny stock” in the morning and will see to it that it becomes a winner.

Stay tuned, tit fondlers; the winship has just begun.

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26 comments

  1. jimmy_two_times

    tits are for kids

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  2. V

    tit fondlers….you caught me.

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  3. jon

    the table has changed. japan has 20 lost years and more to come, while china is bang!

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    • BottleRocket

      The Bank of Japan is still easing decades later. As of right now, we are on the same path.

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  4. BottleRocket

    Speaking of penny stocks, I bought APDN a long ass time ago on the idea that everything we put our hands on would one day contain a unique DNA identification. I kinda ignored it and now I come to find out its tripled from 5 cents to 15 on a defense contract. I expected it to be at 15 dollars by now not 15 cents. Gonna hold it as a lottery ticket.

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  5. Dirk Diggler

    Bank of Japan Expands Size of Fund for Asset Buying; Nikkei Rises, Yen Dips (story developing)

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  6. Frog

    People’s points of view never cease to amaze me.

    I learned in the last comment section that Fake Amish would never vote for Obama because living in a ghetto is awful & dangerous.

    But I don’t know what that has to do with Obama, other than the fact that most people who live in ghettos are black,and Obama is half black and half white.

    I figure Romney would create more ghettos than Obama, since Repubs want to transfer more of the tax burden on the middle class, in order to lower taxes for the most wealthy people. They want to create jobs through trickle down– a method that clearly does not work. So under R, more formerly middle class people would end up living in ghettos.

    Fake Amish also thinks it is good to have skyrocketing taxes in order to finance numeous unnecessary wars, because wars create jobs. He apparently thinks these jobs are better than government jobs peacefully rebuilding American infrastructure.

    Surprising stuff to me.

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  7. Narwahl

    Frog:
    Capitalism is the only system to raise the poor out of the ghettos.

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  8. Frog

    Then why was the wealth being redistributed upward under Bush, resulting in more people falling out of the middle class? I understand the theory of this. But I also see that, in the real world, the theory is not comiing true. I also don’t see Obama as less capitalistic than Romney.

    I know the theory that Repubs spend less money and cause the government to become smaller. But in reality both parties spend like drunken sailors & cause the government to be bigger.

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    • moolahheaven

      Bush was a phoney conservative, bought and paid for by the Saudis, Obama’s even worse…

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  9. moolahheaven

    Media ignores Obama’s pandering to Wall st banks, Obama’s secret message to Putin on open mike, Obama’s past etc… Romney under microscope

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  10. Dr Fly

    I just salted all of the lands from everyone who is chattering on this thread.

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  11. theedge111

    lol

    Spend your winship money now before it becomes worhtless.

    Sure feels like that’s where the dollar is headed.

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    • riggedgame

      That would be good. It would make our Federal debt of $16 trillion be valued at ZERO.

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  12. BottleRocket

    These French journalists should be charged with first degree murder. You can claim freedom of speech all you want as a defense. When you have soldiers in occupied lands that will be targeted immediately as a result of your publication, the blood is on your hands.

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  13. Miike

    Tit fondler?..guilty as charged

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  14. Dr. No

    I’m getting that “heavy” feeling this morning

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