I just wanted to take this opportunity to remind all of you ball jugglers out there that Le Fly (properly known in France) has conquered you, yet again. I am Rome: you are Gaul. I am Japan: you are China. I am the North: you are the south.
Many months ago, these halls were peppered with donut hole makers who tried to besmirch my good name by questioning my winship and market hand. Several months later and many basis points to the upside and I am now enslaving your women and salting your lands.
See, it’s always a losers gambit to bet against me. Ultimately, “The Fly” wins because that’s what he was meant to do. While some of you enjoy a rather relaxed middle to upper class lifestyle, it is done without decorum or regard for the traditions that has made this country magnanimous. Therefore, said lifestyle is declared “null and void” by society.
I’m going long a certain “penny stock” in the morning and will see to it that it becomes a winner.
Stay tuned, tit fondlers; the winship has just begun.