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Goyim Profit Taking

All of the hot “china plays” are cooling off today, starting with coal. I sold out of my ANR, after just one day, because the industry is still impaired. Having said that, employees of NFLX should all get handicap parking access–because that company is fucking retarded. Nevertheless, I am still holding.

I have a few fresh ideas, like TTI, IDTI and GNTX. But I think today is a “do-nothing” day, designed to make me wait for stocks to come down. We have months of upside in this market and lots of skeptics out there, even after QE1 and QE2 success. Let the bears have a day or two, shorting stocks like chocolate eating gluttons. We will slaughter them all and dance on their dead skeletons.

The market is correct and the assholes on the teevee are goat-fuckers.

I am down 1.5% as I type this, complacent (no VXX), at peace with myself knowing that “The Bearded Clam” has my back.

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16 comments

  1. Drewdog12380

    Hilarious title!

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  2. SteveTheNeighbor

    Oy gevald!
    Not a Mensch like Fly, that’s for sure.
    But, I can’t kvetch. I made mucho gelt last week. Back to Shul and tell that Mishegas Rabbi Saltzman to take down that 0bama poster by the Torah.

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  3. Cascadian

    Going in for some ZingA. Gaming revenues up at FB?

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  4. BottleRocket

    NY Fed manufacturing number was horrific. Why isn’t the market up?

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  5. BottleRocket

    I eat chocolate. Dark chocolate only. It’s a powerful antioxidant and has other health benefits as well. But you must be referring to the milk chocolate eaters.

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    • President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
      President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

      chocolate and Brawndo, with electrolytes.

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  6. ed

    I need to augment my 38DDD to become about a 138DDD

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  7. Dan Dangerdance

    “We will slaughter them all and dance on their dead skeletons.”

    I’m going to do a black-death-metal dance on their bones until they are ground into a fine white powder. Then I will sell that powder to ivory poachers in Africa.

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  8. Cascadian

    Slaughter all the bears? Like the Kalifornians did 150 yrs ago?

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  9. razorsedge

    bac a buy?

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  10. T-Bird

    Fly, what is your take regarding rising tensions between Japan and China?

    http://www.japantimes.co.jp/text/nn20120917x1.html

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390443720204578000092842756154.html

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  11. charlie

    Fly – where do you see NAK going with QE3 but no Mittens?

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