Very Simple, Very Stupid

Stocks are trading lower, in dramatic fashion. Did you expect anything less, post labour day, post Federal Reserve did nothing again day?

Despite what the retarded bow tie says, I don’t believe the Fed is secretly printing money. They’ve never been known for being misers with newly printed money. I see no reason why they’d lie about it now. The fact of the matter is, stocks are due for a strong drubbing. I refuse to talk about Europe and how “their issues haven’t been resolved.” Frankly, the people who consistently insist on burying their heads into the news are mentally deranged–dangerous to society at a whole.

If your money manager is from that ilk, fire him now, for he will never make you any serious money. Unlike me of course, idea baron extraordinaire, possessor of book crushing trades in NFLX and MRVL, all managed to be done inside of a singular month. I’d like to see you dicksuckers try that on your own!

Even with these minour set-backs, I still outstrip you to a very large and unattainable degree. For the most part, all of you are stupid. I am talking directly to you, Sir, especially those of you who are reading this while picking your noses–creatures of the dark, replete with gargantuan ignorance.

As for my management of money, I’d like to remind all of you of my 35% cash position and large HDGE hedge, putting me in a keen position to buy all of your margin calls, AND MORE. It is not customary for me to lose in bastard stocks like MRVL and NFLX– but these things happen. I have numerous, mind you, irons in the fire and all the time in the world to allocate resources.

I have no boss because I am the boss.

I added to my PPC position, into weakness, because I am committed to the name. The chicken trade is not dead, only side-tracked by the Armageddon like conditions of corn crops throughout America. However, America is a great fat nation, gluttonous for food and fortune. Give it a little time and they will start BBQing again, sending shares of PPC, inexorably, higher.

NOTE: My NAK position is spring-boarding higher. It is the quintessential “fuck the EPA” trade and should surge higher as Romney betters himself in the polls.

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