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GORILLAS EVERYWHERE

I sold my hedge (HDGE) right near the intra-day high and went long CVO, LOGM, PLCM, VHC and ESRX in great size and alacrity.

Do you know the true definition of Darwinism?

Contrary to popular belief, it is not survival of the fittest through brute strength or intelligence. Darwinism embodies change and how one is able or unable to adapt to it. In this case, I read the tea leaves and acted swiftly. What was a boring money losing session has transformed into grandiose winship, you fucking faggots.

I am bowling on you pussies, whilst cracking homeless men in the heads with half-full (optimistic!) bottles of malt liquor (40 oz, No Billy Dee).

I took my cash position from 40% (after HDGE sales) down to 10%.

In other words, I am all the fuck in, gentlemen.

Top picks: CVO, NAK, VHC, PLCM, LOGM and MCK.

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14 comments

  1. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    Didn’t hurt that PLCM won that Irish contract.

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  2. Hammer

    A true gentleman could find another word to use than “faggot”.

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  3. Mr.Partridge

    Nice reversal… poor bears… see if it holds

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  4. insidetrader

    did you forget ppc.

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  5. Marc David

    The word “fear” or “caution” does not exist anymore. A lot of people want a return to an idea of a free market economy.

    I’m pretty happy with this one. The house always wins and those who are long, usually win.

    Buy a total stock market ETF and go back to sleep.

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  6. 88888s Account

    Invites to an AAPL function outweigh a crap ISM

    The Honey Badger is in full swing

    iPhone 5 to save the world ?

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  7. jimmy_two_times

    TLTs didnt give the tell I guess.

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  8. The_Real_Hmmm

    If you crack open a half empty homeless man’s head with a half full 40, that’s called a “bum runner.”

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  9. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    What’s the CVO play … refinancing debt with the possibility of a cash payout or coupons for JCP?

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