September Will Surprise You

Macy’s furniture is an abomination. Two consecutive times, those cocksuckers come to my house with damaged furniture, making me send that shit back to the chinese slave factory it came from. Frankly, aside from some domestic North Carolina wood, the quality of the furniture in this country sucks. Have you ever been to a Raymour and Flannigan? Geez, what a fucking disaster.

Speaking of disasters, stocks are measurably lower, following Europe down the sewer pipe. Italian and Spanish yields are higher and TLT is spiking. None of this is good for stocks.

Believe it or not, my largest position, post sales, is now NFLX. I have half my book in cash and the patience of an elephant high on morphine.

Expect lower stocks prices in the near term. I hate to lose money on 50% of my assets. However, I am in a fairly good position to buy dips, especially margin liquidations, being +25% for the year. I’m in no rush to test greatness. It comes naturally to me.

In short, DMND and NFLX are buys, especially on dips. I have a great deal of money, waiting for reallocation. I’m in the market for ideas now and will make it my business to acquire some. But a correction is coming, perhaps something a bit more severe than anyone is predicting now. There are tax issues in this country that need to be dealt with and an election that draws nothing but apathy from the American populous.

Beware of the September surprise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOzesduLyrI

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32 Responses to September Will Surprise You

ed says:

Listened to your ideas –

TLT was too far up yesterday, easy tell for today. Couple of puts, and boom, back in the green.

Many thanks!

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Donkey Arbitrageur says:

Great time to start smoking and drying meat to bury in your yard for future consumption. I smell a food fight!

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The Fly says:

drying meat to bury?

WTF

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Donkey Arbitrageur says:

Yes. It is probably some sort of preservation tactic, but I’m not Amish so I cannot be sure.

The point is: bury a lot of dried meat in your yard.

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Fly Leech says:

Why do you bury it? What’s wrong with your cabinets?

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Donkey Arbitrageur says:

The first place they will look for your dried meat is in the cabinets. The second place is the yard. At least is buys you some time though.

As an aside… This whole bury your dried meat in the yard scenario was just some ridiculous way for me to say that food prices are going up, and really that’s what this market will start to spin on, imo.

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bleached asshole says:

The Fly seems to have some sort of “Spidey Sense” about the direction of the market.

Very impressive Indeud!

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YoZone says:

What a cop-out. “Beware of the September surprise”. At least that will allow you to claim “See, I was right! I tried to warn you fucktards”. Why not step up to the plate and declare which way the surprise? OK you can banish me now !!!!!

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The Fly says:

Well, being that I am 50% cash, calling for a fucking pullback, which way do you think I think the market is going, fuckface?

Illiterate bastards.

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republicat says:

Save history: Buy antique and restored furniture.

- Antique furniture is our heritage, you will be buying and preserving history

- There are many small businesses in this field that need help in this economy.

- It lasts longer and can be passed to the next generation

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shawn royle says:

Took Macy’s two times to get a leather sectional through my front door w/o ripping the couch in multiple places. Couch was made in Italy and it is still a P.O.S…..

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clegger_2000 says:

Pennsylvania House furniture is beautiful.

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The Eye-Talian Stallion says:

Yeah, and Keller. Unfortunately retailers are dropping them due to the cheapo ChiCom crap so it’s hard to find.
The stores know that folks don’t know what they’re looking at when buying furniture. Kind of like GaGa being held up as some kind of talented singer as compared to Streisand.

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flyaway18 says:

Stickley Furniture is quality.
I’m mad at myself for not taking a small tracker in RAH, quite a move from 63 when I first studied it and lower corn prices will help a lot.

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