NOTHING IS BORING
I made a good sum of money today, more than your annual salary. I realize this is hard for you to comprehend, trolling iBC from the discomfort of a housing tenement; but I truly do have a space rocket. When you are fast asleep in your bath tubs, trying to dodge errant bullets from entering your skulls at night, I am abducting zeroes from 0hio, in my capsule– thrusting them into the Van Allen belt.
I hope you do realize and understand, man has never stepped foot on the surface of the moon.
Today, I enjoyed a nice jump in both shares of CTRP and DECK. Everything else is coiled back, waiting for the right time to spring forward. It’s not necessary to shuffle the deck daily, only to make sure said deck is thoroughly polished and presentable to be inhabited by gentlemen, such as myself.
NOTE: In case you’re tuning in late, ChessnWine launched his Weekly Strategy Session, reserved only for people of the highest cloth.
42 Responses to NOTHING IS BORING
I got my shorts on, sitting on the beach, watching GRPN un-fucking-wind
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Much better men than you have attempted to defy my actions and have failed.
Be warned: karma is controlled by my words.
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Don’t need karma when you are a fat unicorn…..
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The market is begging for an asteroid to hit it [no Armageddon].
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I think Jake had one of those Van Allen belts as a yout’.
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I definitely had Diver Down.
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Where have all the good times gone
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They went to Panama, I believe.
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lost a lot of friends there baby ..
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Now the kids are into losing sleep.
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Rememember when they were into ETCH A SKETCH !
ETCH A SKETCH !
The V.King recommends wearing a belt when lifting heavy weights…AND reading the V.Kingdom blog…now that’s HEAVY…Nice Thumbnail Fly!!
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CBOE Volatility Index
Under 14
A steal
5 year chart says it wasn’t that low in 07. Indicative of the bizarre (something ain’t right) nature of this tape
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5 year chart is not enough:
Take a look at 2004 thru 2006, we can easily hang out in this range for 1, 2, 3 years.
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From May 2003 until July 2008 was a total of 1,336 trading sessions and of those $VIX closed below $20 on 1,066 trading sessions. In between 2003 and 2008 the closing low on $VIX was $9.89 in January 2007.
You must either be prepared to wait a very long time or you must scale in very, very slowly or both.
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Nice research!
We all learn from each others ideas 
I rolled the ball, You guys aimed the pins
Nice play
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VIX was at 10 in early 2007
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Fly, just a head’s up…
It appears GreenCronkite got into your web posting edit function and inserted some bit of conspiracy theory chicanery in the middle of your post…
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Indeed. Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter ended that debate.
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We’ve NEVER been to the moon.
On the record, no other country but the US of A has been to the moon, nor has any country even planned to do it.
Wise up Senator.
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Sorry, but it seems Greentrader got into your posting again. That first sentence he inserted on top there contradicts your actual first sentence, below it.
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Oh, and the Red Chinee plan to do it, somewhere areound 2020, according to them.
For the record, the Red Chinee do not “cut off people’s arms” for failure to comply with various edicts. That’s a base calumny.
They merely harvest a kidney, for first offenses, at least.
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lol
The chinese will go to the moon when their accounting standards are gold.
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China’s already been to the moon, twice – but confirmation by audit is still pending…
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Plopally frying a knock-off runar randah is no picnic, Ghost eyes!
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Welcome back, Mr. Limm!
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Catch a rising start NVDA
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love this tweet
zerohedge ?@zerohedge
Can Morgan Stanley please IPO more companies? Short sellers need jobs too.
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zh is the best
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Hard for “you” to comprehend.
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That was Greentrade conspiracy erreur (sic), as well.
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Trapdoor setting up. So KCG blows the fuck up in algo land then volume implodes market wide. Sick tape waiting for a reason.
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I made more today ($184.92) than my annual salary ($0)
And man did too land on the moon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToH5Ocwiqbs
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The Crack (no plumbers) in the shit stocks RNF UAN has begun.
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FLY if you ipad is still fucked try ifixit.com
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Me ma wuz showing me the man in the moon long before iBankCoin was even a wet dream.
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Who the fuck cares if anyone goes to the moon, went to the moon or altered the course of the moon. I mean, yawn. There is nothing more irrelevant than the moon.
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Semicolons do not work with conjunctions. Just sayin’.
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“but I truly have a space rocket” can be separated with a semi-colon and not defy the southern laws of grammar.
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Good point.
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On the east coast, they read iBC from their tenements, on the west coats, they read it from their tents.
No man ever stepped on the moon?
I always wondered how come their was no moon dust on top of the landing pad feet.
Also, every single picture taken by all the astronauts on their (just slightly modified) Hasselblad 500C cameras came out perfect, focus, exposure, everything.
No problems winding the cranks to the next shot, as they were tightly strapped to their chests, with their stubby spacesuit arms and gloves, they had no bad exposures!
Of course, with those gonzo space helmuts, it was easy for them to see straight down at aright angle, into the horizontal top Hassalbaud viewfinders, and center and frame and focus the shot.
Even the radical changes in heat from the sun, to the freezing cold of the dark and the temp’s that went with it, didn’t affect the regular Kodachrome film. Not even 200 degree instant shifts could cause any exposure issues?
Those astronauts were damn good photgraphers!
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