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There is a Bid Under This Market

Futures are lower, amidst renewed concerns in Europe. How many times must we deal with this issue?

Answer: until they collapse.

This isn’t going to end until the EU collapses and the global financial system is flushed, mind you, down the toilet. However, it doesn’t have to happen right away. Japan is the canary in the coal mine. They’ve been monetizing their own debt forever, now upwards of 200%, yet yields are at the lows.

I have clients who swear the dollar is going to zero; but those concerns are based upon political idealism and not fact.

Fact: the US is in better shape than Europe.

Fact: US dollars are in high demand. As a matter of fact, there is a scarcity of dollars around the world, pushing its value higher.

Fact: The US economy is still, by far, the best and most diverse economy in the world. China eats bags of shit.

We might trade lower tomorrow; but there is a silent hand in this market, helping us underlings bank coin without interruption.

My advice is simple: avoid names that missed earnings last quarter; because they will likely miss them again. When you have profits in excess of 10%, consider booking some, unless of course you are long term oriented. Lastly, keep some cash aside, maybe 20%, not to be a pussy, however. Keep the cash to buy the blood, margin liquidations of men clad in burlap straight-jackets.

As for me, I’ve been dealing with my new environment in the most belligerent way possible. Just this morning, I witnessed 5 fucking deer in my yard. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. Immediately, I hired a mason to build an iron fence (with spikes), connected with pillars of limestone with lights atop, to encircle my property. It is a very tedious task for them; but that’s why I am paying them to do it. I will not stand for filthy, disgusting and stupid animals roaming about my property without invitation. It is rude, frankly, and without top-hat.

Very soon, I will impale them with my iron fence!

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66 comments

  1. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    lol that’s a shame, I always like seeing deer. Accept when they get into my damn garden…I got to enjoy my favorite patch of lillies for about 3 days this year.

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  2. Musky_Hunt

    i can’t wait until you step in deer shit

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  3. ppearlman

    welcome to the country bro.

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    • The Fly

      I am clearing out the country here, bro.

      Fences and cameras around the perimeter to be installed asap.

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      • Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.
        Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.

        Cameras.

        Good man Senor.

        That was my thought immediately post-fence plan.

        Not only will they provide the best form of evidence, they DO bring peace of mind.

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      • Mike

        Friggin hilarious. I built a house in the ouskirts of my metro area. The deer ate the shit out of all my landscape in the winters so I have to wrap everything in burlap half the year. Was robbed through my walkout doorwall in the middle of the day, now have cameras around the perimeter. Its rediculous how they mess with me, top hat and all.

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  4. Juice

    Deer eat the leaves off my holly trees every fall-winter .. they do me a favor .. those hollies come back better every spring after the deer pruning

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  5. the boost

    i have deer in my yard all the time and a flock of turkeys come calling also once in a while ..enjoy it ..i live among the trees..good for the soul

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  6. enlightened1.

    The Visable Hand, for those who can see…

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  7. The Fly

    Fuck deer.

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  8. Mike

    Better be a tall fence. I’ve seen them jump 12′ vertically standing still.

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  9. MarshalN

    I would imagine Fly Jr enjoy seeing deers

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  10. acehood

    Buy coyote piss and place it strategically. No more deer. By the way, make the fence 6 feet higher than you think you need to. Must be absurdly high to fend off deer.

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    • The Fly

      Fuck

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      • Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.
        Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.

        also see code restrictions.
        IContractor will boilerplate disclaim.

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    • hattery

      coyote piss… that may solve your deer problem but it creates a new one… worst smelling shit ever next to actual shit, of course…..
      That’s like biting off your hand to get rid of a fingernail that’s too long.

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  11. the boost

    sir plant some apple trees they like apples

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  12. the boost

    your not in the city anymore ” nature boy ” and when food becomes scarce the creator of all experience will provide you with a feast …right in your back yard

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  13. Bozo on a bus

    IMO the deer are one of the few downsides to living in central New Jersey. The deer around Princeton are smart enough to know where the no hunting areas are, and they congregate there, so their population density can be very high. They have jumped through plate glass windows in the center of town. Worse, some people feed them. Please drive carefully at night; I’ve known two people killed in deer collisions.

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  14. theedge111

    Fly

    Japan buys its own debt so its been easier to keep the circle jerk going over there.

    We need to sell our shit to others. I expect more QE’s and can kicking here to but the game won’t last as long because the bond market in the US is too big.

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    • The Fly

      Lol.

      Who said we need to sell our debt?

      The largest owner of US debt is Fed.

      Where have you been for the last 3 years?

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      • theedge111

        lol

        I know but how long can that game last? Europe’s shit show is the bid under this market.

        The bond vigilantes are busy causing havoc in PIIGS land. When their done over there it’s coming here next if we don’t get our fiscal act together

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  15. rothmere

    Kidding aside, limiting their perigrinations, a wise decision. Unfort, while charming, they r vectors of ticks = lyme disease. Not fun. Beyond tht, nice 2b country gentleman; may blessings multiply in th new habitude.

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  16. asteroids

    All for fences. No need for the lights. It only helps thieves.

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  17. lapens

    Deer. I wish I had deer. I’ve got bloody Kangaroos on my lawn. Built a fence last year and less than a week later they figured out they could jump over it with nary a second thought. Fuck Australian mammals…

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  18. Dog

    Get yourself a .30-06 and eat some venison tonight…LOL

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  19. the boost

    run dont walk , to your nearest tractor supply company and buy a few deer feeding blocks ..put them under a tree where they can be seen from the house..you wont regret it …fresh water fountain , well , why not

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  20. Berniecornfeld

    “I witnessed 5 fucking deer in my yard” ….at least you didn’t have to witness 5 deer fucking!

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  21. fake amish

    Deer are long legged vermin nothing more. Fuck a true deer fence the yard will look like a prison. The vermin need a running start to jump that high. Obviously if the yard is many acres it could be a good idea.

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  22. Multatuli

    Deer carry the “deer tick”, the main carrier of Lyme Disease in the US. Keep your eye out for the “bulls eye rash”, the main symptom of Lyme Disease……. If the fence doesn’t work, a good bow will……….

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  23. Heaterman

    Venison tenderloins are delectable in the highest degree. Dust they with a little flour, salt, fresh ground white pepper, (or Malabar black if your taste runs that way) and fry in about 50/50 mix of butter and cooking grade olive oil with mushrooms.
    When the tenderloins are done, scrape the sticky stuff off the bottom of the pan and use it to make gravy. (cornstarch only for thickening)
    Serve over some baked Russet or other Idaho type potato.

    oooolala!!! Magnifique’!!!!!

    BTW …. a 30-06 might make a bit much noise in the neighborhood. Just use a little .22 rimfire at ranges out to 50 yards. Put the crosshair right in the middle of an imaginary x running between eyes and ears. Down they go and they never even hear the shot that got ’em.

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  24. the future

    sorry about the previous link..try this one

    http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek&vq=medium#t=23

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  25. jimmy_two_times

    Just pave your yard.

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  26. FUCKGOLDMANSACKS
    FUCKGOLDMANSACKS

    What’s the cheapest meat?
    Deer balls…there under a buck!

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  27. FUCKGOLDMANSACKS
    FUCKGOLDMANSACKS

    Get those futures down jack. I’ve got a buy list as long as my dick

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  28. Angryspeculator

    It’s hilarious, the market is doing better than you right now. CMI, EXK and many other losers. Listen friend, just buy silver and gold for the new paradigm. Paper currencies always fail and we are living in an epic time to watch the ROME of our time fall. This is going to be the biggest transfer of wealth in human history. SILVER GUNS AND GOLD MOTHERFUCKER. FUCK ur paper stocks. The dow will be 2000 wen i buy. FUCK U FLY ASS FAGGAT

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    • Dr Fly

      I don’t own CMI and haven’t owned it since $95.

      Your mother is a whore and I am +25%.

      Go back to your fifth tier blog and die in secrecy.

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    • The Fly

      Actually, to say I am +25% for the year, when compared to the nothingness that you are, is a harsh understatement.

      You look at me and lash out because of success. You are a failure in life, as reflected by your non-existent web presence and lack of foresight to trade this market correctly.

      Ask anyone here if I’ve managed this market correctly this year, and last, and years before that, and you will know the truth, unvarnished from the jaded lenses that you wear.

      I suggest you take a deep breath and go look in the mirror, for it is you, not I, who is in dire need of financial advice.

      Stick around in secrecy and I will teach you what you need to be taught.

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  29. Tom

    simple. kill then eat. problem solved.

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  30. Hawaiifive0

    When we lived in St. Louis in the country, we had deer and turkey in our back yard constantly and I always enjoyed watching then from the window. Now I you wouldn’t have found me stomping around much in the wilderness like many of my tree huger friends do on the Big Island, but I do do believe nature is fun to observe, albeit from a distance.

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  31. Trading_Nymph

    You get to see Deer, that is soooooo cute. Bambi running around. Agree about our little Birdie in the Coal Mine. Clams just piss me off, I need a Fence for them…I still see Oil Prices leading this week cuz no Central Bank Meetings this week.

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  32. fake amish

    Senor Fly was not there a bid under this market last year(to the day) as well?

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  33. The Fly

    Bid or not, I cannot hold stocks with Spanish yields this high

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  34. Dr Funk

    There is a Bid Under This Market
    How many times must we deal with this issue? until they collapse

    Exactly

    However love the piece

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  35. J

    Fly

    Save the money and just shoot the fuckers.

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  36. Jason

    Deer are friendly. Invite them in to watch the Animal Planet on the tube.

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  37. razorsedge

    i dont care for deer meat, but many of my friends do. if it was that great it would be in the store.angus deer?

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  38. Ccassara

    Damn, another weekend gone and I forgot to add to my top hat collection.

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  39. PG

    where is Italy ?? awfully quiet in pastaland…next shoe to drop…then congress will be forced to act to save the US financial mkts.esp when Ben’s out of bullets.

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  40. msms

    Bid appears to be WAY under this market.. 20 more s&p handles UNDER

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