iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I NOW TWIST THE KNIFE

With over 1,000 plebs banned from reading iBankCoin, I would like to take this opportunity to declare an unmitigated victory. Your dog brains were in “full retard” mode just a few weeks ago, talking shit to me, here in the halls of iBC and on Twitter. Since then, as fate would have it, you’ve been dispatched.

I won again and you are still you, a loser of the first order.

Now I want you to take this to heart because it’s a message that must be delivered with spite and vengeance. You will NEVER supplant or sully me into humiliating defeat. The proverbial “L” will always be in your ledger, as “The Fly” makes it a habit to kick men like you down sewer pipes and subway steps.

There will be pitfalls before every triumph. There will be circumstances, in the future, when the dogs from the sewer come to iBC and spread propaganda about my defeat; but the end result will be EXACTLY the same: victory for yours truly.

Now I’ve been bowling on you fuckers since 2007. My market hand is unmatched in all of the internets. Every so often, I get bored from winning and go on siesta, allowing you fucking morons to catch up. But rest assured, as long as there are stocks to be traded, I will reign supreme; dollars to donuts, you will lose betting against my prospects.

With gains of 24%, year to date, “The Fly” spits on your trailer homes from atop his pyramid made from gold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK7h1tnRiwA

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45 comments

  1. Jayho

    Fly, why are you so angry at your own winnings. Why do you think when you win we your loyal readers lose?

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    • lowoffer

      so you just assume yourself one of the “plebs” ?

      then you likely are, and do, in fact, lose

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      • Jayho

        Low offer if somebody is losing in the market do you take pleasure in them losing. Do you really think somebody will put their money down if they knew they will lose. Check yourself bro… We come here to educate and be educated. I would never wish you I’ll will bro..this game is too hard as it is.

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        • Anton

          Hey, bro, check yourself with that “check yourself, bro” shit.

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        • lowoffer

          lol.

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        • mickeyd

          ill will …

          English sure is pesky as a second language I guess..

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        • Xmas Ninja

          Hope bro-jo qualifies for the ‘lympics.

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          • Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.
            Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.

            It’s Bra you catholic boys.

            So, from henceforth, cease and desist from such fudge packery less you support REAL minority rights – i.e. Polygamists!

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    • The Fly

      I never said you lose. I am addressing the countless hordes of losers who pepper me with comments when things are going against me.

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      • Mr. Cain Thaler
        Mr. Cain Thaler

        And of course, twenty nothing punks building YELP hit pieces based on ‘research’ gathered by jackass interns collecting stock information from inhabitants of fine Jewish delis in New York…

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    • mickeyd

      fly appears to be talking to people who are no longer here and can’t read his rant anyway..

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  2. figesmalls

    Fly, there are those of us who enjoy your winning missives and sincerely wish you more and greater success.
    Can you tell us your thoughts on two issues that might not have come across your way…NAVB and NEON?
    Thank you.

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  3. For Real

    Fly, why you gotta be such a douche? Most readers probably didn’t say anything negative to you.

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    • 30yrplan

      Why do you guys ge so mad and bothered by these posts. It’s an obvious style of blogging and I think it’s funny as hell. Like a G Carlin type rant. You people are fuckn retards that can’t read between the lines. You don’t find “internets” funny? Fuck off

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      • The Fly

        The ones who get mad are targeted for instant banning. What people do not realize is that I draw trolls out on purpose with these posts, so that I can execute them.

        It makes the experience more pleasant for the gentlemen left.

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      • mickeyd

        I think you mean Don Rickles ..Carlin was far too cerebral..what a brilliant man he was.

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  4. Where is Jake?
    Where is Jake?

    RIP JakeGint or what?

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  5. Yeah, Where is Jake???
    Yeah, Where is Jake???

    What happened to the Senator? WTF?

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    • Jayho

      Jake died of polio

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      • halfbloodpope

        I heard rumor he has been diving on old Spanish ship wrecks in search of gold.

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      • The Fly

        Jake did die from polio.

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        • DMG

          It was actually a Polo accident and although he suffered minor brain damage from that flying mallet, he is alive and well. He now runs a small ferrier service outside Churchill Downs.

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          • The Plumbers Crack
            The Plumbers Crack

            Jakewas shocked to death after gold and silver took the huge shit some months ago.

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  6. wilmer

    The Bernank had Jake formally dispatched.

    Do not fuck with The Bernank.

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  7. fake amish

    With 0 care and ripping tax increases coming with a clueless douche second term. Who wants a rally before the election? Who would it benefit? Foodstamp 0 supporters do not own. Sure the clam could print but then there is the price of food to consider(remember the arab spring). Hard to see upside this summer. Eurotrash implosion is almost a side show.

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    • fxtradex6

      Who wants a rally? Anybody long, regardless of who’s president.

      Who would benefit? See answer above.

      Price of food? What good is it if nobody has money to buy it to begin with?

      You’d be better off remaining objective and finding ways to profit from what the reality is, rather than bitching about it.

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      • fake amish

        Money is made both ways. If all you got is “the bulls will make money”. Well, no shit genius. What is the catalyst? Being objective was the point.

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  8. Jason

    And where is Fly’s neighbor Steve? Perhaps Jake G. and Steve are one and the same or both ended up in the East River or something. I hope not. Good chaps.

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    • sellSELLsell

      Fly moved to Jersey. Steve is still in Staten Island.

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  9. Gadfly

    John Galt live in New Jersey in tasteful Elizabethan splendor. Neighbor Steve visits regularly. Together they plan spiteful parodies of a certain Reichsblogmeister.

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  10. SLV

    silver through the floorboards tonight,

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  11. The Fly

    Silver is up idiot

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  12. whywhy

    let me guess you got your ass kicked alot in your younger years and now you fight imaginary enemies via a blog.. kind of lame don’t ya think

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    • The Fly

      I will kick your ass right now and my enemies are numerous and very much real.

      But what would you know about that?

      BANNED

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  13. schadenfreude

    “unmatched in all of the internets.”

    Fantastic. That shit makes my day.

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  14. vking

    The power of intuitive understanding will protect you from harm until the end of your days.

    12-12-12

    KCCO

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  15. the man

    this is beneath you

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  16. vking

    I would like it if Kramer was shot in the face with a high powered nail gun.

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  17. Good Shepherd

    Fly where are you on RBCN? im waiting patiently for a sqeeze. Ty

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  18. vking

    PWAV goodbye…Always a second half play!

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    • Cascadian

      except for 2007, 2009 and 2011. Even numbered years are good?

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