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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU

I didn’t blog today because you didn’t deserve to read my scriptures. I was out, enjoying a life of grandeur, getting haircuts, eating delicacies–things of that nature. The Zerohedge crowd has been uprooted and violently tossed into the streets for the savage dogs to shit on and devour whole.

“The Fly” is as cool as a cucumber, sipping on a 2005 Bordeaux, drafting documents of war. There is nothing in my way from new all time highs. As you know, YELP gave back a bit towards the end of the day, not out of weakness, but to handicap this game, making it fair for the rest of you to catch up.

LISTEN TO ME NOW, AS IF YOU’VE JUST DISCOVERED SOMETHING HEINOUSLY STARTLING: I am a space alien, motherfucking, magician (SAMM), skating through time in a machine, banking stupid coin in the stock markets, and I endeavor to punch your eyebrows off for getting in my way.

Off to throw jumping jacks at some pikers, from the back of my 1980’s style stretch limousine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAQ_nZI6JK4&feature=g-vrec

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48 comments

  1. rhino

    Smashing machine deployed.

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  2. The Fly

    +4% SPY prediction from last week as been reached.

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  3. Yogi and Boo Boo
    Yogi and Boo Boo

    They’ll never learn. I’ll take their money. Have a nice weekend.

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  4. dominator

    great stuff Fly. Keep doin’ what you do.

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  5. the boost

    im getting a hair cut tomorrow ..had no time this week to do that ….thought i would share

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    • The Fly

      I had time because I bought it.

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      • Leve Steisman

        That’s because you’re a boss, and not a small pleb like “the boost”.

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        • the boost

          learn to spell plebe sir

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          • the boost

            i was a plebe at one time at a fine establishment for young men…the plebe system : your not good enough to be a piece of shit, your the plebe in which the shit is discarded into…aka a toliet

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          • the boost

            just thought i would pass out a few knowledge knocks,,,with my class ring

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          • Yogi and Boo Boo
            Yogi and Boo Boo

            Ahem,,, You’re. A-game.

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          • the boost

            the fly would ban me for sure if i brought that

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          • Yogi and Boo Boo
            Yogi and Boo Boo

            lol, +1

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          • the boost

            no , im not a-game

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      • the boost

        want to look good for the margin clerks auction on tuesday i will be buying a lot of baseball card collections that day

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  6. wvufan87

    Damn, I need a fucking haircut too.

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  7. The Fly

    You men are pigs.

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    • the boost

      well , you know some of us have to jump in our shopping carts and get pushed to work , otherwise the girly friend ..well will ban me

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  8. Bullish

    Off to eat dinner at a Yelp $$$ quality restaurant. Strong reviews too. Thank God for Yelp.

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  9. Subcomandante ChinchillLLLA!!!
    Subcomandante ChinchillLLLA!!!

    I don’t cut my hair. It just sheds naturally – and my bitches LOVE IT!!

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  10. DJMarcus

    Fly, I’m thinking about taking the CFA exams. What level do you have and do you have any advice?

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    • The Fly

      I was gonna take my CFA but then decided to make 7 figures without it instead.

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      • DJMarcus

        Wish i could do that. afraid I’m going to need it. I hear its a pain. But props – trying to avoid MBA…

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  11. Mike

    The way you have a comma between motherfucking and magician implies something other than how awesome you are.

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  12. Rocinante

    Space alien trading and other-worldly grit. Enjoy the weekend.

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  13. the boost

    i am rob

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  14. enlightened1.

    Fly, I love you, but I am now up 100% for the year, with a goal of 1000% by End of year. Can I get my gold star please…

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    • The Fly

      100% on $500 doesn’t count

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      • DJMarcus

        LOL. cruel.

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      • enlightened1.

        I’ll consider the reply my gold star. You are quite magnanimous! Does 1000% on 500 count?

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        • Metalleg

          In your world, that’s a 6 figure profit. Not enough for a gold star.

          $500 x 1000% = $5,000.00

          I’m assuming that YOU count the numbers to the right of the decimal point too.

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  15. sodapopinski

    I think the 2:00 mark explains Le Fly’s day with precision: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy_BxlS7p-k

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  16. badger

    How do I Un-join? You’re a total prick.

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  17. Clegger_2000

    These muppets are hardcore;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc

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  18. JB

    “I am a space alien, motherfucking, magician (SAMM), skating through time in a machine,” a.k.a. Fallen Angel?

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  19. himself

    How do you say so little with so many words

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  20. enlightened1.

    By the way, how did you know I invested 500$?

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  21. mrkcbill

    Funny stuff Fly…I feel a Hamburlgar cartoon coming.

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  22. Chris C

    Isn’t it early to be drinking 2005 Bordeaux?

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  23. cheesetrader

    Issues with the PPT? The page seems to be done

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  24. widespread panik
    widespread panik

    Fly whether you are up 50% on $100,000 or whatever you got its immaterial, unless you are running a massive hedge fund. I don’t know about this 1,000% nonsense but I am carving out a nice profitable system that would easily scale up to a few million portfolio. I always have 50% powder dry for large scale black swan events. Fully invested for me right now is Yelp with 5 AAPL options some RUGR options, NUAN leaps, NXPI October 20’s (which I traded before you had the stock on your buy list) Short TLT call spreads, short FXY call spreads, now long JPM October 30’s. Will not hesitate to short IWM through call spreads in about 3 weeks time. FXE puts were some of the most profitable plays for me all year. Glad you are feeling groovy again.

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    • riggedgame

      Over time, you will eat shit on your LONG options.

      The house always wins over the long haul when you buy puts, calls, or spreads. TIME gets you.

      You can be a seller of these, and make maybe 10% a year with time working in your favor.

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  25. ruggyup

    Balotelli will score the winning goal today. I …..hope.

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