Futures are higher because it’s bright. Markets are going higher because they’ve been mandated to do so. Obamacare is good for you because someday down the road you’re gonna get cancer and die from it.
This whole firestorm of shit over Obamacare makes me sick to my stomach. Since when do we give a shit about “democracy” and freedom? Last I checked, fucked-faces, we’ve been depleting our treasury to the tune of, oh I don’t know, 10 FUCKING TRILLION DOLLARS OVER THE PAST 10 YEARS, fighting a fictitious war on terror. Hell, we’ve killed more than a million and maimed countless others, all the while stripping fat-faced Americans of basic right and freedoms, under the directive of Homeland Security: and you’re pissed off because some schlub from 0hio is going to receive free medicine? Boo-hoo, how “un-capitalistic” of us. Hang on a second, let me go ask The Bearded Clam to print us up another trilly to cover the expenses.
Paint me cynical for a second, but frankly, I don’t give a shit. I pay $1,300 per month for insurance and those fuckhead doctors have had it good, real good, for too long. It’s time for those fuckers to face the Black Flag and fall under union command, where other fucked-faces will order them to stick thumbs up people’s asses for $10 a pop.
Colour me cynical, yet again, but I don’t see how this changes my lifestyle. “The Fly” is all about that, and from my vantage point, medicine is for the dogs and homeless old fuckers who need new hearts. Do you think I care if medicine goes up by 20% or even 200%? I DON’T GIVE A SHIT.
On the other hand, I will be voting for Glove-Mitt Romney because I think he’s cool, in a private equity sort of way. He will send the rest of America’s jobs yonder; but corporate profits will be robust and the markets will suck his dick for it (no homo).