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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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The Crisis is Over and You’re Stupid

Futures are higher because it’s bright. Markets are going higher because they’ve been mandated to do so. Obamacare is good for you because someday down the road you’re gonna get cancer and die from it.

This whole firestorm of shit over Obamacare makes me sick to my stomach. Since when do we give a shit about “democracy” and freedom? Last I checked, fucked-faces, we’ve been depleting our treasury to the tune of, oh I don’t know, 10 FUCKING TRILLION DOLLARS OVER THE PAST 10 YEARS, fighting a fictitious war on terror. Hell, we’ve killed more than a million and maimed countless others, all the while stripping fat-faced Americans of basic right and freedoms, under the directive of Homeland Security: and you’re pissed off because some schlub from 0hio is going to receive free medicine? Boo-hoo, how “un-capitalistic” of us. Hang on a second, let me go ask The Bearded Clam to print us up another trilly to cover the expenses.

Paint me cynical for a second, but frankly, I don’t give a shit. I pay $1,300 per month for insurance and those fuckhead doctors have had it good, real good, for too long. It’s time for those fuckers to face the Black Flag and fall under union command, where other fucked-faces will order them to stick thumbs up people’s asses for $10 a pop.

Colour me cynical, yet again, but I don’t see how this changes my lifestyle. “The Fly” is all about that, and from my vantage point, medicine is for the dogs and homeless old fuckers who need new hearts. Do you think I care if medicine goes up by 20% or even 200%? I DON’T GIVE A SHIT.

On the other hand, I will be voting for Glove-Mitt Romney because I think he’s cool, in a private equity sort of way. He will send the rest of America’s jobs yonder; but corporate profits will be robust and the markets will suck his dick for it (no homo).

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80 comments

  1. dean

    I love you (no homo).

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  2. sodapopinski

    Do you think the Honey Badger cares about Medicine going up by 20%??? The Honey badger don’t give a shit…..

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  3. rhino

    Big market here for thumbs in asses.

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  4. walktothecabin
    walktothecabin

    Best post ever

    The Dude

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  5. Halfbloodpope

    The pharmacist just sees more scripts coming through the door. $$$

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    • The Fly

      Drug dealers love volume. Now we’re gonna unionize this whole drug game and make “mad stacks.”

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      • Halfbloodpope

        The next step for me will be out of the retail game and into a PBM.

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  6. Goldie

    What Crisis?

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  7. Bullish

    Surprised Howard Lindzon gave you a retweet with this foul language. The virgin eyes of the Stocktwits community must be cringing.

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    • The Fly

      The G-rated folks over at StockTwits curse on Sundays only, from what I am told.

      HEATHENS

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  8. I Like Ribs!

    Get ready for the Giant Goldman Squid boys to pour more cold water. The Giant Squid got sploof in his eye on friday ain’t he ain’t happy. Fuck Goldman Forever!!

    ( I like ribs.)

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  9. Full Retard

    I pay $17,000 per year for health and dental insurance for my family and I. It rises roughly 15% per year. I don’t know how the shlubs that are poor, but not poor enough for state aid, pay for it. This shit is really out of control. What else besides health insurance premiums and college tuition has risen over 1000% in the past 20 years. That is besides the Fly’s salary to himself.

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  10. FUCK GOLDMAN SACKS
    FUCK GOLDMAN SACKS

    FUCK GOLDMAN SACS.

    ( I like ribs)

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  11. elizamae

    I couldn’t agree more with this post.

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  12. TheNumb47

    I want to comment but I’m too afraid of The Fly.

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  13. fake amish

    This feels like 08 on the eurotard side. Massive spikes before the “you must actually print fucking money” reality hits.

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  14. Goldie

    Time to get long the vampire squid

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  15. Goldie

    I can’t wait for 70% unemployment in the U.S. and the Dow at 30K.. Bring it on Mitt

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  16. NoBull

    I’m also too afraid to post.

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  17. thetapeguy

    Romney keeps jobs here by lowering taxes.

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  18. fake amish

    War creates jobs. Real jobs. Everything we use tech wise only exist because of war. 0 care creates nothing. Not complicated.

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  19. tbird2252

    Fly, In addition to the Doctors being reigned in there is a dire need to go after the Hospital Administrators. Huge $$$ being paid to those Crooks!

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  20. Mr. Word

    Fly scares me too. And I do love him- yes homo.

    Fooled you.

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  21. No One

    Today it is the doctors, tomorow it will be the Wall Street (you)

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  22. No One

    PS. Tomorrow will be a down day.

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  23. republikat

    I have c-rac-ked the PPT code!

    Yes, after 2 days of self-taught screening and research I understand 1/10th of the PPT.
    (It is like your brain you will never be able to use 100%)

    I think I can hang out with you guys for a while 😉

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  24. I like ribs

    Thats no call

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  25. Mrkcbill

    That’ll be $10… NEXT

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  26. DaveyNC

    Whoa, full of piss n vinegar tonight! Hoo-ah!

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  27. the boost

    what you gentlemen forget to take in to account is this >> since the gooberment wants to dictate health care and wants costs down there will be less doctors around.. since it wont be profitable especially with the insurance they have to pay for removing your penis, accidentally of course ..
    ps.
    the crisis is just getting started

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  28. Fly

    The answer is simple: if you enjoy the decadent and rich healthcare we have now, vote Obama back to Kenya.

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  29. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    1. Obama will win a second term

    2. Romney is a douchebag of epic proportions…one thing we’ve learned via Al Gore and John Kerry is that douches never prosper.

    3. none of it matters one bit, in the end. the outcomes are all the same, essentially.

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    • T-Bird

      Nailed it.

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    • Scott Bleier

      Douchebags like Gore, Kerry & Romney never prosper? They may not get to be President, but they have all certainly prospered!

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      • xxxHuggieBearxxx
        xxxHuggieBearxxx

        yeah, fair point scott…

        but still, romney doesn’t pass the “i’d drink a beer with that guy test”….

        maybe it won’t hold this election, will be interesting to see.

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    • TradingProdigy

      #3 implies The Matrix

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  30. MoreThan48

    Weren’t you going to get out and stay out until Oct after this rally which you so astutely forecast?

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  31. dffapa

    This Rally will go Ape-Shit if Romney takes the lead soon!
    As I believe he will…

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  32. Cheesetrader

    Ah yes – just wait until we get our tax bills next year and see cap gain and divvies tax rates in the 40% range – happiness all around. won’t you be so happy to know your hard earned profits are taken by nearly half to provide health care for big fat fucks sucking down Slurpees and Cheez Doodles? Obesity for all and tax lawyers win again

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    • xxxHuggieBearxxx
      xxxHuggieBearxxx

      dude thats not gonna happen….they will prob extend the bush tax cuts. the healthcare taxes add about 4% on divvies so its not exactly armageddon.

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  33. Trading_Nymph

    Bearded Clam can’t hurt me until August. Its the Clams in UK/EU that I am worried about this week. One hell of a Short Squeeze on Friday in Oil leading into the Iran Sanctions…now they are on, who the fuck is going to buy up the huge storage of Oil we have? Short Squeeze us bears have to deal with…I will feel better after ECB and BoE do nothing this week.

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    • xxxHuggieBearxxx
      xxxHuggieBearxxx

      how are you not bankrupt nymph

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      • fake amish

        The rich never go bankrupt. They just shift a little. Beware all trust fund babies they do not lose like you.

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        • Trading_Nymph

          True..amish. Huggie, I don’t add to a losing position..I take pain, but I don’t add to it. I have learned a heck of a lot since I started hanging out here…Fly has been correct on the need of the power elite to hold onto that power…yet, there is no way that this problem can be solved with Stimulus..just like 2000,2008 it will all fall apart again.

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  34. fxtradex6

    I don’t think voting for Mitt is going to change much considering the MIT economist that more or less created this thing is the same MIT economist that created Mitt’s in his home state. The man himself has literally said there is very little difference in the two plans. Will Mitt repeal his own law? He might say so, but it’s doubtful.

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    • fake amish

      Denial is a bitch. The Mitt will make everything roses for at least 6 months. Where do all you 0 sympathizers come from? Most are “not what they are” but the rest are just fucking retarded. Any dog pig monkey or pile of shit that is not the 0 will rip the markets. What fucking planet do you people think on?

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      • fxtradex6

        1. Where am i sympathizing with “0”?

        2. I’m stating a fact. The two laws, compared side by side really aren’t that different. If you’re more for ignoring facts in favor of your ideology, so be it. But save your bullshit for the rest of the ignorant mass media followers since they’ll buy just about anything told to them.

        Try fact checking your run of the mill news story. 99% of them are pure bullshit.

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      • fxtradex6

        “Any dog pig monkey or pile of shit that is not the 0 will rip the markets.”

        What evidence do you have of this since it has not happened. This is pure opinion. I don’t trade anything based on opinion.

        “What fucking planet do you people think on?”

        I call it reality.

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  35. Trading_Pymph

    I hate it when Fly turns iBankCoin into iHydePark.

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  36. The Hammer

    Hold the fuck on, Mr. Le Fly – we doctors have been doing 100-hour weeks since before you were shilling your ass at some cold-call “bucket shop” at age 19 or so. Don’t tell us that we’re the problem. I thought yo appreciated initiative and hard work. And do not tell us that we need some “Black flag” union shit, that somehow you yourself don’t deserve. I appreciate the quality of your writing and your market advice, but you, apparently, don’t appreciate the quality of the medical care you receive. Perhaps you would like to receive some from, say, Mexico, Brazil, France, England, or some other country of your choice, when all of those who have the possibility to do so come here for the best and most advanced care in the world? I understand that this is your domicile, but you must also understand that some of us pay for the benefits of being here, and we do not appreciate you pissing on your guests. Ban me if you must, but your comments in this regard are both ridiculous and naive.

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    • The Fly

      I’d never, in a thousand years, ban a disgruntled doctor.

      I will have you know, I do practice brain surgery on the weekends.

      Get ready to join the union, pal.

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    • The Fly

      Oh and to answer your question pal: I have a private doctor. The type that takes bullets out of people at 4 am in the morning, in his basement.

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    • riggedgame

      Which is why the USA must DOUBLE the number of doctors over the next six years, by making Medical School FRRE for anybody who maintains a 3.5 or higher GPA.

      And why we must create FREE WALK-IN local clinics staffed by SALARIED nurse practitioners, interns and military medica, to bandage the scrapes, give vaccination shots, and pass out antibiotics.

      Don’t even have to give them your name.

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  37. The Hammer

    OK – A game: “yo” = “you”.

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  38. Clock

    What was that stinky smell in the doctors office? Could it be that I now have to stand in line behind that “schlub from Ohio” who is now getting free medicine with Obama care?

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    • fxtradex6

      Flip the receptionist $50 and I bet you’ll get into VIP.

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  39. Donkey Arbitrageur
    Donkey Arbitrageur

    The crisis is just beginning =)

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  40. Cascadian

    Obama-care is free until 2015. Then they begin taking people’s tax refunds away.

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  41. vking

    Oh VIXY…Daddy neeeds fine material items…

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  42. vking

    Bristol Myers you may own all my AMLN…Thank you and enjoy!

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  43. vking

    Dear V.King Fans,

    Please enjoy my double fisting of GRPN. I will cover my short position when the stock hits $3.00…

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  44. vking

    When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.

    12-12-12

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  45. Dre

    Guess you sold AAPL to early

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  46. Jimbo

    The real question is- At what point does PCYC stop shooting up?

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  47. noodle

    The knee is bent Fly

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