iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,474 Blog Posts

SHUT UP, YET AGAIN

Financial advice is permanently barred on my blog. For those of you interested in sharing your largess pool of investor knowledge, I invite you to pen a few bloggeries at our Blogger Network aka ‘slave camp.’ It’s also worth mentioning, the board of directors at iBC will be firing aka ‘curating’ some of you fuckheads, who continuously soil the good name of iBankCoin through poorly written/thought out blogs of shit.

A lot of the stuff being posted is pure, 100%, uncut, shit. When you blog at iBC, you represent me. When you represent me, you better get your fucking syntax and grammar game right! Damn it. Split infinitives are permissible, but to an extent. I will not tolerate poorly written HORSESHIT on iBC anymore. I’d rather gouge my own fucking eyes out with chopsticks than have to cringe while reading sub-par work on my own fucking site.

The annual iBC dinner has been arranged this evening for a meeting in early August. The locale, time and purpose of such an event is NONE OF YOUR CONCERN, so don’t bother to ask.

Remember, members of the Blogger-Fucking-Network: I am watching you with steam bellowing from my head.

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31 comments

  1. Bleached Asshole
    Bleached Asshole

    The IBC dinner is being held in Coon Lick Holler in the great state of West Virginia in honor of that fine southern gentleman, Harland Woodshedder!

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  2. Po grama

    Do dis meen i canst tak like a nigga any mo.

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  3. Bullish

    Can we make a grammar exemption for Razor?

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  4. 4moyears

    Leave Wood alone, his best dog friend just died a few weeks back. Had to put mine down too last week. We forget how lucky we are sometimes, so quit your bitching,shut the fuck up and try to garner some info between the lines of what you read on this site. Yea, I married a fine southern girl and wish all yaaaa”ll yankees would move back north.

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    • mickeyd

      any yankees with half a brain wouldn’t wanna dance around your sweaty tornado twisted white trash south, asshole..-But do say hi to the red pickup and white tee shirt crowd for me, Baptist boy.

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  5. Metalleg

    All Fly needs to do is require that bloggers produce their 5th grade diploma. That requirement alone would weed out much of the riff raff.

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  6. The Fly

    Good idea

    5th grade diplomas are now mandatory

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  7. Rhino

    I boldly write in order to happily please those who actively read my blogs.

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  8. Ultramarine1

    As far as using correct grammar, tough discipline worked the best on me to pay attention more to proper sentence construction.

    At one time I was able to let my grammar slide due to softness of my high school teachers. But once I was in college, I had an English literature professor that would demolish papers if they had any grammatical errors at all, regardless of the quality of the research.

    After just one semester of intense focus on my grammatical handbook, under the sharp watch of my obsessive instructor, I was able to write much better than I had before.

    Of course, technology can assist one these days. Just copy your posts to Microsoft Word, or similar feature-rich word processor, and run a spelling and grammar check before committing the changes.

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    • mickeyd

      oh yeah, I am going to entrust my syntax to Ballmer..fuck that.

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  9. macpatton

    I think infixs are the most exfuckingciting.

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  10. republikat

    Sometimes I come here looking for advice and I just want to cry 🙁

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  11. Yabollox

    Start living your ideals. Now is the time to get serious about living your ideals. Once you have determined the spiritual principles you wish to exemplify, abide by these rules as if they were laws, as if it were indeed sinful to compromise them.
    Don’t mind if others don’t share your convictions. How long can you afford to put off who you really want to be? Your nobler self cannot wait any longer.

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    • Yabollox

      Put your principles into practice–now. Stop the excuses and the procrastination. This is your life! You aren’t a child anymore. The sooner you set yourself to your spiritual program, the happier you will be. The longer you wait, the more you will be vulnerable to mediocrity and feel filled with shame and regret, because you know you are capable of better.
      From this instant on, vow to stop disappointing yourself. Separate yourself from the mob. Decide to be extraordinary and do what you need to do–now.

      ~Epictetus

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  12. mickeyd

    anybody that writes for nothing is an asshole. And fly- please stop the fucking pop-ups,,,they are totally uncool and beneath your esteemed stature..Cheers

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    • The Fly

      What pop ups!?!?

      There are no pop ups on ibc.

      Regarding blogs: I encourage people to express their opinions and share ideas.
      Not everyone is as jaded as you Mick. As a mater of fact, I blogged for 5 years before making a single penny. So, do me a favor and stick to what you know, with regards to sharing opinions.

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  13. mickeyd

    dear fly- you get what you pay for…you can’t complain if you let the amateurs in.

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    • The Fly

      That’s not the way it works. Most of the bloggers are good. I will either scare them to be better or encourage or cast away.

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  14. Trading_Nymph

    I’m back…did you miss me? lol.

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  15. Berniecornfeld

    Perhaps the Bloggern Network could be named as “Foxconn Financial”

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  16. vking

    “We cling to our own point of view, as though everything depended on it. Yet our opinions have no permanence; like autumn and winter, they gradually pass away.”

    12-12-12

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